To:The people of Sirius

[Friendly-Freelancer]

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Greeting all of Sirius My name is Charlie Sheen and I just wanted to let you all know I will be Winning Every time I pass by one of your precious trader's.



Have a great day,

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[Anomander]

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TO: Charlie Sheen
From: Matt "Handlowiec"
Subject: What?
Date: 20.08

May I ask - WHAT?!
What You mean "I will be Winning Every time I pass by one of your precious trader's. " ?

Maybe You should stay away from cardamine - or other stimulants
since You do not make any sense - plus You shaking like drug-addict.

with regards
Matt "Handlowiec"

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[Friendly-Freelancer]

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Dear Sir/Ma'm, I wish to inform you that
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It means I'll be stealing your cargo mate, and that little blue butter fly behind you.


Have a good day,

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[(ツ)]

*sights and moves message to the Spam folder*

(to himself) "Winning huh, I guess not anywhere near Rheinland... freak. Now to adjust zhat damn spam filters..."

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That biplane just shot down my jet!

[Sly]

*takes a look at the incoming folder*

Oh. Hahahahahahahaha



ツ
*trashes the message*

[Ursus]

The people of sirius would like to respond:

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Discovery 24/7 Negotiating Tactics:

[Marburg]

ID: Emilio Estevez

Charlie! I'm trying to call Kiefer on the neural! Stop hogging the bandwidth or I swear to god, I'm telling Dad on you again!!

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[Phillip.Jokar]

Guid eenin Mr. Sheen! My brother and I ere' wondering
if ye'd be kind enough to come and have a wee sitdown with us
and discuss exactly WHAT IN THE HELL YE'VE BEEN SMOKING, SON!

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