To the High Command of our "allies" the Order, and only then.

[Lusitano]

// by the way, i'm sorry to take so much time to write, but first i'm a slow writer and also i have my dog here that had a surgery and is dificult to write with just one hand, and that makes even more slower

[Jeremy Hunter]

You sit here, telling us what to do. You, who say we should do our job.

Stop wasting our time and let us do our job. Our job of keeping you safe. You think you're safe when you have all those brains? You do not posses the right containment cells, the right protocols. Every time you carry them in excess, you carry the risk of being indoctrinated. Of having them plant thoughts in your mind.

You want us out of Delta?

Tell me, if we leave as you ask, will you come back crying as the Nomad rip you apart unopposed?

He sighs

I'd apologize. I hear Seven and Nine are not your lucky numbers, and my god, you must really have pissed someone off.

This is your final warning. Because I'm the nicest guy you will be talking to here. If you don't heed me, then you deserve every single thing that will happen to you in the next few minutes.

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May you ever walk in the Light, Shizune.

[Eduard]

Shivering bollocks of holy rotten cheesy socks!

What the holy obese goat of mayonnaise is happening?

Here I was, enjoying my vacation somewhere in Liberty, climbing trees to reach the bathroom windows of little kid orphanages so I can establish detailed video reports for future references and right when I could record the top of the cupcake my jizzy machine is bleeping!

Admiral Pee Wee, why can't I have vacantion? Why? You deserve to have your engines filled with old mayo! Did I say the engines? No! Your own seat in fact! And when you get yourself stuck, I will call the plow heads to plow your head bush off and then I will take you in custody of Ninetasia for aggressing our holidays!

And you, you pathetic milk drinking, mayo faced, shrimpfoot, fish mouthed, Zoner, what are you thinking of you Mister Pijama Wearing, Banana-faced, Slipper Wielding, jelly herder, swineflu, monobrowed, wheelwright, shagger, Jessie, Oaf-looking, Yellow-Planked, Milk-Drinking, Soy-faced Shilpit, Mim-moothed, Sniveling Gamma Outcast Wee Wee muncher, Alpha Corsair Squid Poo smoker, Worm Eyed, Cold-dog, Vile-Stoochie, Mashed potato faced mayo gargling doozie popped brown faced jiggling kusarian eyed rotten jelly... You are a BOOB!

You come yadda-yadda'ing about your bladder and then you dare to spit that Order doesn't do its job? Well, let me tell you one thing you flattened stick of a bub, you are right! It is me, glorious #9, boss of Ninetasia and Governor of the Asteroid located in Omicron Zeta in the Phonphei Asteroid Field, 10 K east of the Iota JH, 100 M below the 0, or what bilbow munchers call, plain, coordinates, behind the bigger asteroid, who does all the insane jobs of killing the squids. And I, officially declare you a kebab! And now, I will have to bite your bottom cheeks as punishment! Mueheh

How dare you gargle facts that we pish pish you when it's actually your fault? You say you are innocent when actually you had squids on board and didn't give to us. Why? Why do you lie, Mayo Face? We try to be nice and look what you do! That's sad, Mayo Face, that's very sad.

I want you to say sorry to Pee Wee head now!

If you don't, at least, if you want to shoot some order, shoot a ship with a big #5 on it, ok? Good boy, Mayo Face!

Now before I leave, remember my name! I am the Holy #9, Pilot of 141 Supreme Leader and Boss of Ninetasia, the most powerful nation in the world. You must kiss down and bite my bottom cheeks! Bye!

Aw wait a second, Jeremy Hunter, uum... uum... Why do you look like one of those kids from the orphanage? Woops... Uum, if you were there... It was an accident!

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King Eduard is the greatest

[Lusitano]

Location: Colony Liner Porto,Peloponnese Asteroid Field, Omicron 74 system

Sender: Henrique.

Admiral Golanski is this how your boys are diplomatic?!! One that can't even read and other want us to sex with him?! Please!

Admiral and you insulted my boss for not been diplomatic and ... i see this?!!! If it was a Corsair after empty a few botles of a good rum i understand perfectly but ... i think your boys are spending too much time on FP11 bar!!! Yes they are!!

Admiral i have spoken! You fail to show us respect, we will fail to show you respect! That's the way it gonna be!

Best regards

Henrique, Captain of the Zoner Colony Liner Porto

*channel close*

[Omicron]

I am tired of countless attempts to explain this to you. These guys are... "special" in their own right. I will leave you with them until you re-think your actions and talk with me on separate channel AFTER you decide to cease making idiotic requests of us while showing total ignorance of our directives. Have a good day.

Golanski out.

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[Eduard]

[[ Incoming Live Cockpit Black Box Footage Detected ]]



[[ Footage Closed ]]

Did... Did... Did you just call me a boy? Ew, you are a not a boob! You are a double Boob!

I am right now on my way to bust you up and scratch my ship on to your bottom cheeks but FIRST... First I have to stick this wheel back in the... HOLE!. Eeeeewwhh!

And how do you dare gargle me a Corsair? Do I look like I smoke squid poo? DO I?! Do I?! No, I don't look like I smoke squid poo. Of course I don't. Sure I don't!

You will now say sorry to me and Pee Wee head or else I will come and lick you!

If you don't believe me, I will sing you the song of Ninetasia until I fix my wheel!

Old McNine had a ship, ee-aye-ee-aye ohh
And its steering wheel fell out of place, ee-aye-ee-aye ohh
When Nine fixes it she’s gonna punch yer face, ee-aye-ee-aye ohh
You are now a Soy-Faced Shilpit, ee-aye-ee-aye ohh

And then McNine’s gonna bite your B-cheeks, ee-aye-ee-aye ohh
And them cheeks’re gonna have free licks, ee-aye-ee-aye ohh
And now my steer wheel is fixed again, ya daa ya daa how
Mayo face, prepare for pain, ya daa ya daa AAAAOOOWW!!

McNine’s gonna bust your busty busty face

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King Eduard is the greatest

[Jeremy Hunter]

I tried to be diplomatic. You spat in my face. So I'll spit back.

Now, I better go. Do yourself a favor and quit before you hit the core of whatever planet has the misfortune of housing you.
Or station. Either works.

And Nine? Do remember I can re-assign you to the Order Retirement Home.

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May you ever walk in the Light, Shizune.

[Lusitano]

*The following message did not reach his recipient, due the channel between is close. Please choose one of the next options:

- If you are one Order agent that respect others,which I doubt, and don't treat then has pets please press A to reopen channel.

- If you are an arrogant Order agent that thinks can do whatever he wants, just because some zonies like to be their pets, please don't press anything and go do your job.

- If you are one ignorant Order agent that can't read, leave the bar and stop smoking that illegall stuff

- If you are one Order agent that wants a boyfriend to do thing on his bottom cheeks, please we respect that, but we where only like women, so go ask to any of your zonies.

- If you are one Admiral that thinks that all Zoners are the zonies that get on their knees with open mouth, please rethink your actions and give the phone number of those zonies to the one that wants a boyfriend.

Thank you and have a nice day*

[Omicron]

Allright people, show is done. Our angry zoner has quit the party.

#9, next time I would preffer #5 to participate as well.

Back to our little Zoner "friend"... Should you still listen to it, you got what you deserved. Learn diplomacy from big people of Zoner society such as Doc or Burton. Otherwise you will simply die in Omicrons and no one will hear you screaming.

Golanski out.

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[Lusitano]

*The following message did not reach his recipient, due the channel between is close. Please choose one of the next options:

- If you are one Order agent that respect others,which I doubt, and don't treat then has pets please press A to reopen channel.

- If you are an arrogant Order agent that thinks can do whatever he wants, just because some zonies like to be their pets, please don't press anything and go do your job.

- If you are one ignorant Order agent that can't read, leave the bar and stop smoking that illegall stuff

- If you are one Order agent that wants a boyfriend to do thing on his bottom cheeks, please we respect that, but we where only like women, so go ask to any of your zonies.

- If you are one Admiral that thinks that all Zoners are the zonies that get on their knees with open mouth, please rethink your actions and give the phone number of those zonies to the one that wants a boyfriend.

Thank you and have a nice day*