101st Outcast Guard MercNet

[Silver]

'Lo there, MercNet gents.
Got some heads in a jar for you.

*Puffs the cigar*

Death came knockin', and they all did the droppin'.

.:(LT)Forseti ID Scan:.
.:Kids these days, they don't know that O7 is bad for their healths:.

Now this one was weird...
This Thresher had an IMG Transponder..
In a Bounty Hunter Destroyer and with the BHG Core papers.

Even so, i kerploded it.

*Shrugs*

.:Transponder Scan:.
.:[UMT][A]john12[E] ID Scan:.
.:Pop. Pop. Popopopopop:.

These idiotos also weren't using any kind of transponder.
Guess the 'sairs are trying to save money and not fitting their ships with some.

.:Idiotos|Donat.Serwer ID Scan:.
.:Slapped that 'sair, yeehaww:.

Send the 16.000.000 SC to Silver.Reaver

Wet kisses,
Silver.

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:12:00] Traxit: this is smut stop

[Silver]

O-7 was buzzing today.

*Gulps the whisky in the shot glass*

Then we killed it. Over and over again.

.:Mario.Del.Puzo ID Scan:.
.:mendoza ID Scan:.

.:Random 'sair #1 pop'd:.
.:Random 'sair #2 ate my disruptor.. and his own mine:.

No more O-7 buzzing..
Noo sir..

*Smirks*

Then i went to Theta.
Killed a couple of 'sairs.

No more buzzing there now.

.:Star_Force ID Scan:.
.:Random 'sair #3 saw the fat lady singin':.

.:Alvarez~Rodriguez ID Scan:.
.:YEAH! IT'S A 'SAIR HEGEMON POP'ING!:.

So epic.

Send the 18.000.000 SC to Silver.Reaver

Kisses with tongue,
Silver.

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:12:00] Traxit: this is smut stop

[Stygian]

Got ya a 'sair gunboat today. I just can't figure why they would build a big flying coffin like that. Ehh.. makes it easy for me anyways.

• Gunboat: ID, Kill Shot
  

6 million to Amethyst.Reaver

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[Silver]

Boom boom boom.

*Smirks*

I love the boom boom pow.

.:SMRT ID Scan:.
.:One less Manta:.

.:Isaiah ID Scan:.
.:This guy bragged. Then he died:.

And i smack'd their wow's.

*Laughs*

Send the 10.000.000 SC to Silver.Reaver

Kisses,
Silver.

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:12:00] Traxit: this is smut stop

[Rodriguez]

Target: EDGE|XS|Orome ; Slave~One
Evidence:
1
2
3
4

Payment Status: Paid
PAYMENT AMOUNT DUE 10 Million Credits
PAYMENT TO MM~Sebastian.Rodriguez


To the date: 416

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[Silver]

'Lo there.

Kerploded some 'Lonials.

*Gulps some whisky*

It was.. p-e-r-f-e-c-t.

.:=CR=Lt.Shiro ID Scan:.
.:Bomber versus bomber equals.. anti-matter'R'us:.

.:=CR=Legion ID Scan:.
.:Popalicious:.

Send the 14.000.000 SC to Silver.Reaver

Kisses,
Silver.

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:12:00] Traxit: this is smut stop

[BaconSoda]

-( Incoming Transmission
-( Reaver Mercenary Company
-( John "Pumpernickel" Mackinac

I thought I'd be a good Samaritan in Bretonia today. Found me two fish. Well I thought they'd be better orange. One, though, was caught by fire from a station while I was talking to him. I figure it's a side effect of my presence.

Anyway, hope the salad bar is open. I really like collared oranges. I'll pay with these:

Corsair Catfish
Broiled

Corsair Crayfish
Cajun Style

Eight million credits to Pumpernickel.Reaver, please. Thanks.

Delicious!
~John Mackinac

-( Transmission Terminated

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:49:19 AM] Elgatodiablo: You know its nice that you have all that proof and all, Bacon... but I just don't believe you.

[Stygian]

Got yet another 'sair gunboat. We caught this one toolin' around in Dublin just waiting to go boom.

• Gunboat: ID, Kill Shot
  

6 million to Amethyst.Reaver

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[Domjan]

*PORTS OPENING*

I hail you Outcasts.

I came here, to take all of the bounties, and to
be registered as one of the Mercenaries,
I use a Rheinland Civillian Light Fighter Shark, and am registered
as a Mercenary.

I called myself "Shark", simple, rememberable, yet do not
ask me how do I not have a name, I simply don't know mine.

I am also allied to some Outcasts in Liberty.

All the best, Shark.

*PORTS CLOSING*

[Stefz]

...Incoming Transmission...
...Sender ID - David Nelson...
...Opening Message...

Well, hello people of malta. Let me see what I found today, errr... Uh-huh. *coughs*
2 Corsairs down. Gunboat and bomber.

Targets: Corsair|Eduardo and Corsair|Conquistador

Evidences:

Corsair|Eduardo: ID, Death

Corsair|Conquistador: ID, Death

Payment details:
Payment amount due - 10 millions
Send cash to - MM~David.Nelson

That's it. I'll look forward to meet other Corsair scum.

...Transmission Complete...
...Signal Lost...

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