Who the Bleep are the TAZ?

[kevin]

Brief and to the point? You bet, i enjoy my concise information.

23's

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[Exodus]

..Incoming Transmission..
Location: Omicron 74

Good day!

I would like to take part in the faction. As a recommendation I can take Mr. Doc who instructed me where to send this application. My ship is ready to get to the TAZ home system. As I've said I would gladly join, and of course, I'm ready to pass a test if necessary.

I could say many things about myself but I think it is better to know someone personally. So I'm looking forward meeting you.

..Transmission Terminated..

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~Declare yourself what you wish, do what you like and tell us about it. Or, if you prefer, don’t.~

[Malaclypse 666]

-= From the Kiva =-



Kallisti!, uhhhh.. whatever your name is...
(I always wonder why folk don't place a front name and a hind name on transmissions...}

You will find our offishul application form archived as "post 3", towards the bottom, sir.

Fill it out completely, and sombunall truthfully, please. You may respond on this frequency.

Once that is done, you will be assigned five questions of my choosing from "post 2",
but your responses will be sent to me personally via private comms.

Your Pineal will then be "weighed" by the Polyfathers.

Good luck!

Malaclypse

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[Exodus]

-Do you know what you want to roleplay as a Temporary Autonomous Zoner?

Well lets see... I would be a guardian. I had visions that showed what my purpose is so the guardian role would fit me perfectly.

-Do you have a character in mind in which you would like to roleplay? If so, tell us the history and general Roleplay.

Reynard Gull was born into a mercenary society. He was the first who left the mercenaries without any permissions and traveled across all Sirius. His first contact with the Zoners made him excited and so he managed to find a base where he could integrate into zoner society.

After a few years he realized that his perception of life is radically different from the others so he had decided to leave, live alone and spend his time the most fruitful way.

-Do you have a recommendation from a TAZ? If so, name them.

Doc-Holliday

-Will you follow TAZ roleplay guidelines?

Yes, I will.

-What is your experience? When did you join Discovery?

I've joined in October, 2010. I'm having a good time here, but sometimes the lack of creativity and roleplay makes me angry and sad in the same time.

-Have you roleplayed TAZ before?

No, I haven't.

-Are you in other factions? If so, name them.

[RM]

-What will be your level of involvement in TAZ?

Well if the real life things don't interrupt me I can be very active, but of course the real life is more important.

Zoner Lore :

-According to you, what is a Zoner?

A zoner is a person who is free from the Houses rules. Is an independent person who has different views than other sirius societies.

-Describe the main asset of a Zoner as compared to others?

The main asset is the viewpoint and way of life. A zoner has a different goal than anyone else from all over Sirius.

-What is the most important thing for a Zoner in the Sirian community?

Well, neutrality is an important matter but developing both technically and spiritually is more important.

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~Declare yourself what you wish, do what you like and tell us about it. Or, if you prefer, don’t.~

[Malaclypse 666]

Very nice, Reynard. You have passed the first stage.

Now, here are your "Discordian" questions. Answer to the best of your ability. Neatness Counts.

(Do not post your answers here. PM them directly to me, sir.)

03) What is the meaning "5 tons of flax?"

06) State the "Law of Fives?"

10) What is the "Sacred Chao?"

11) What does the acronym "POEE" stand for and what does it mean?

14) What does the Pentagonal form represent in the Sacred Chao?

Let Her rip, sir. Good coincidence to you!

Mal

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[Malaclypse 666]

Acolyte ne Pope ne Tsar Gull:

Your Pineal has been weighed by the Polyfathers and found... hefty!!

Please list your shipnames as soon as you connect to FnordNet. Your temporary passcode is "Reverend Dodgson".

Alto Cincos!

Mal

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[Tigger]

Withdrawn

[Malaclypse 666]

-= From the Kiva =-

I would hope that Mal, Doc Holdiay, Ankh, or Alexandria would step forward to sponsor me.

//Buttcheek Imprimatur//

Done.

And now, Ms. O'Shea, you face the most difficult task of all..

You must answer the three... err.. five.. five questions on Discordian Catma.

Stay tuned.

Malaclypse

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[Yaoquizque]

Alright then.

Here is your little piece of homework :
- Name the five days of the Discordian calendar week.
- What does POEE stand for?
- Describe if you please what is the meaning of Hodge and Podge.
- Why is it forbidden for a Discordian to partake of any Hot Dog Buns.
- What is the official symbol of POEE?

Okay, some may be tuff ones. Surprise me!

Don't answer here. PM me your answers.
23's.

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[Yaoquizque]

Your answers were deemed acceptable.
Time to move to the sanctum and receive your robe.

For any esoteric enlightenment, visit the Kiva.
23's.

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