.:j:. JUNKER CONGRESS MESSAGE DUMP

[Ocampo]

• Transmission Target: All Congressmen
  
  Hey everyone, I brought my ships out of dock today, and took the rust off of them to start flying again. Just wanted to give y'all an FYI if you sw me in space!
  
  

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[Lord Balian]

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Comm ID: DHC-Oberhaussen
Location: Briesen Mining Facility, Omega 7

Guten Tag congressmen,

I have a decent amount of copper ore stashed in the bay of my Hegemon. I have no use for it myself, but I am willing to sell it. If appreciated, I can even mine some more in the future. I will close one eye and mind my own business regarding as where the ore is headed after transferring it to your ships. This is merely a small business proposal between my vessel and those of the Congress. Contact me via PM or on the S.K.Y.P.E. Communication Network (//Kenzo aka Adrian.Morvayn) to show the interest in business is mutual.

That is all,

Matthaüs Dystarhaus
Oberhaussen
Daumann Heavy Construction

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//Old Junker Congress veteran myself. Former Adjudicator of Rochester *sighs in recognition on all the razzmatazz about docking rights on Rochester and whatnot on this channel* and former Head of Recruitment. I am pleased to see the Congress is still around, keep it up!

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Kids Check Under Their Beds For Monsters
Monsters Check Under Their Beds For Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris Checks Under His Bed For Clint Eastwood
Clint Eastwood Checks Under His Bed For John Marston

[Lord Balian]

Delete this Please

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Kids Check Under Their Beds For Monsters
Monsters Check Under Their Beds For Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris Checks Under His Bed For Clint Eastwood
Clint Eastwood Checks Under His Bed For John Marston

[Husher]

>>#Incomming signal#<<
>>#Location: Beaumontbase#<<

Ello mateys edgar speakin'.

I've met now most of you lads and lasses in the bar or in space, true Junkers ye'all are oi must say. Each with its own set'f goals but still workin' together when needed. And i'm proud that my crew is part of this family.

I'am not a big speaker but this oi have te tell y'all. S'me 'f ye know oi really hate these wannebee bigboat skippers, most'f them are selfish, arrogant and got a godcomplex on there chair. Most 'f the toime we try t'avoid the buggers. But last night we couldn't.

We had a deal on Pittsburgh where we had t' pick up a load of Boron f'r Trafalgarbase. So we arrived and were approached by this massive Libertyguard Battlescrapheap. I was "argh hell not a capital fool again" But rembering we represent the congress now i hailed em with "Ello there laddy", wich is a standard hail where oi come fr'm. No response.

Suddenly all our alarms went of when that fool ordered his crew to fire on my ship ripping our shields down to 50% without a single word. Than a response came "Not laddy, idiot"
Offcourse i went ballistic, screaming on the radio what fool let him at the helm. But the fool simply flew off without a single word. Whatever naval instructor let that fool pass the exams really must have been on Cardamine.
I've send the name of this fool and the photos's me crew took to the bosses over our secured comms called S.K.Y.P.E. to further deal with it. Should've sold him to pirates and make some cash out'f it.

Also boss iff ye need a additional freighter t'transport copper let me know, me crew loves tha' stuff..
Now i'm off to the bar with my crew to get drunk!!
Edgar out.

[Hawk]

****Incoming Transmission****
****Comm ID: Arbiter Jack Crow****
****location: Classified****

Congressmen,

As you know we try to look out for the interests of all Junkers. Unfortunately not all Junkers know how to act properly. We have one such Junker in need of a little '€œfraternal correction'€. The Junker in question is flying a Salvager named Swordmaiden. This individual needs to learn discretion. He needs to learn to be much more discreet in his deals actually. He also needs to learn to respect his elders. He cost me at least twenty million in a deal. Probably more, but I'€™ll let it go at that for now. If you should encounter him, please instruct him in the error of his ways and feel free to try and collect the money he owes me.

Crow Out

****End Transmission****

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[Mímir]

***Incoming Message***

Hola most honourable Junker friends!

My name is Nunzio Cervantes of Planet Malta...*Static*...wish to inquire into...*Static*...using Yanagi Depot to resupply and refuel...*Static*...operations in the Sigmas...*Static*

Payment can be arranged.

***Message terminated***

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[Hawk]

****Incoming Transmission****
****Comm ID: Arbiter Jack Crow****
****location: Classified****

We may have a rogue Rheinland warship targeting Junkers. All of you should be on the lookout for RNC Konigsberg. If you witness any unprovoked hostile action please document the incident and inform me immediately.

Crow Out

****End Transmission****

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[Snoozzzer]

>>>Incoming Transmission<<<
Comm ID: Richard van Pelt
Location: Rochester, New York

Greetings Congressmen

Myself and my freighter liner have recently returned from a rather unprofitable several month fiasco involving an unstable jump hole and a faulty engine from Ageira, whose products I shall be avoiding. Their catalogues may be shiny, but their proprietary, sealed designs hold nothing on an old DSE or Daummenn.

Myself, Catalina and the latest addition to the Van Pelt clan wish you all safe flights, and shall be continuing our own journeys anew after some tinkering in Rico

~Richard van Pelt

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[Hawk]

****Incoming Transmission****
****Comm ID: Arbiter Jack Crow****
****location: Classified****

Congressmen,

It appears a bomber pilot by the name of Zealot is out to cause trouble for us. If you see him prowling around Junker bases causing problems, please forward the evidence to me immediately.

Crow Out

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[Indio]

[Incoming transmission] ID:: Indio
>>>encrypted<<<

To all congressmen interested: while on my routine "santa run" you know where we junkers brings toys and gifts for the boys and girls of sirius, anyway a bomber pilot (two in fact) Silver!.Reaver and his pal name escapes me, not the point blew away a good deal of my sally had to trust some Hessians to help me repair it
This clown just got blow'd up yesterday but she is back hunting for junkers. A warning to all.


Don't worry no cargo was lost.


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