Flood Publishers Present...

[Osilon]

Six horses. Five dogs. One cat. 18 fish. 5 chickens. Yes I live on a farm. The ponies managed to squeeze through the fence. They loosened the wire by leaning on it until it was bent enough.
3AM at this point. People starting to wake up. Animals starting to wake up. I can hear the snake in the walls.

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A million dollars isn't cool. You know what is cool? A basilisk.

[Toaster]

Shouldn't you like... catch the ponies?

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Olivia Sable

[Osilon]

The neighbour's fences are barbed wire and the creek is too deep for them to cross. They'll be fine. They get panicked when seperated from the horses anyway.

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A million dollars isn't cool. You know what is cool? A basilisk.

[Toaster]

So you'll just let them chill on your neighbor's farm?

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Olivia Sable

[Osilon]

They got out of the paddock. They're still on our property.

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A million dollars isn't cool. You know what is cool? A basilisk.

[Maelstrom]

Probably wouldn't be sleep deprived if you laid off the pop and energy drinks. Just sayin. Sleep does wonders for ending paranois. If you still need your paranoia fix you can cruise some conspiracy boards when you wake up.

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[Osilon]

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A million dollars isn't cool. You know what is cool? A basilisk.

[(ツ)]

* (ツ) is thinking about updating his Facebook status.

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That biplane just shot down my jet!

[(ツ)]

* (ツ) has updated his Facebook status.

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That biplane just shot down my jet!

[(ツ)]

is throwing up, because of realizing he wasting 2 minutes of his life, updating Facebook statuses.

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That biplane just shot down my jet!