"I had a barge, it was ten metres long,
some could almost say, it looked like a dong.
But then when i tried to dock with a base,
it occured to me that it's only usefull in space.
I wasted some money, and got this lousy ship,
Now the only thing it's good for is being an oversized whip.
I made many mistakes, and this is the biggest,
the only thing this is good for is a 2milordie fest.
Can't hit a jumphole, or even a tradelane,
the only reason i bought one is because im insane.
Now i'm stuck flying this hunk of steel around,
but it doesn't matter, it makes my e-penis proud."