Renegade Reports

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* incoming transmission*

* camera transmits odd images of arms, handling the message transmitter. Because of the ill-placed point of view, nothing can be seen except the muscular, hairy forearms, hands with bodybuilder's veins and long nails, painted bright red *


Howdy, fellas. Pubbie here.

I have been silent for some time. I was captured by the secret sect of Absolute Destroyers of Mature and Intolerably Naughty Sociability. There is no place in Sirius where you can hide from them. They seek all who are too unholy to walk the universe, and cut them down. They got me, and I have been shaved and castrated, which shut my mouth for a while.

Because of this incident, my ship can not be named Pubic.Hair.of.Beauty. Please, hold a minute of silence for this name, which must not be used further.

But I managed to save my hide and the rest of my bodily hair, so you can see me flying new Hirsute.Love! And thanks to the hormone bisquits I eat, I am already growing a new pair of, umm, whatever they cut off, so everything is fine!

My good mood is obvious when dealing with traders. Always courteous, bringing love and happiness into their dull worlds of hauling and selling. Sadly, people of limited intellectual horizons can't properly appreciate such encounters. Like this one:

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Of course, when I am confronted with hostility, I am not so nice. I slay everyone who tries to mess with me, and then I pee at the burning remains. Like these Rheinlanders. Arrogance and power meets more arrogance and more power, and this cleansing makes the world better.

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I won, so I temporarily deserve the right to boast and pompously walk around. Bear witness, because this is how I roll.

With love, hugs and kisses

Pubbie

*Heavily scarred hands make a shadow-play bunny visible on the dimly-lit wall*

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In Freelancer Discovery, you can be anyone you want. It's strange that so many people choose to be douchebags.

[Pepe]

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Transmission incoming shows Hartigan, a man
that sent some people to their escape pods.
Some scars are showing that he
spented a lot of time in escape pods him self.



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Guys... I just need to say how I'm disapointed by Mandalorians. They used to be our friends, but now they're hunting us. And than they QQ if get killed in a fair fight. This one said my snac shoots to often, he didn't expected it.

This photo is somehow a piece of art to me. I never snaced MM before. Looks well.

MM vaporised

And I told him G'day when he get in range and even INVITED him to go hunting with us. So naive of poor old me. I'll never learn...

Hartigan

Hartigan reaches OFF button
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[Veygaar]

A strong young man speaks

Rorry

Excellent work Rocky. The Mandos are more of "friends of opportunity." We should not trust them, as this proves, but only use them when they're of use. Other than that? Do as you did and show them the cold shoulder...

Transmission Ends

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Veygaar for Admin Moderator 2013!!!

[Lucky Luke]

...a signal announces an incoming message, and a dark young man starts to speak...

[color=#FFCC00]Hail Rorry!

How nice it is to be among all of the Renegades! I've been welcomed in the best possible way, and I feel like I've gained a new family already. The past week, I've gotten to know some of the other guys a little. Exiles, Rocky and Fox have helped me get settled, and we've taken out some corsairs together. Somehow, I always seem to get teamed up with these guys, and we get along just great. I feel that I can rely on them covering me when I need it, and I hope they feel the same.

Ron Jeremy

[CommanderX]

From: Rorry Renegades

To: Falcon Base Admins

Subject: Base Falcon Patrol Report.

Codename: Night Guard.


Acording to orders from my King, I was appointed to secure Falcon base in Sigma-17, I was not informed about details why I need to guard it and what kind of payment I and other renegates will receive for keeping this station safe, but i knew our King would not send us for a poor payment.


In the beggining patrol was a little boring, there was a Zoner who went to pick up some scientists from Akta station, he even told me some informations about his lifestory.

Screen: http://i.imgur.com/mF0l4.jpg

For some time I saw many ships delivering Neon to the base, I even saw Sexycube once delivering Nuclear Devices, now that was scary, with so big danger cargo I and the base would go puff.

Screen: http://i.imgur.com/zw1Nn.jpg?1

I got some usefull info from him, for example that Cryer| pilot who was flying around may cause some trouble, so I will watch out for tham.

But the bigest suprice was that: Screen http://i.imgur.com/Kyqxh.jpg?1

Corsair Ossiris moved very close to base, lucky it is shield was on or else he would tear it apart.
After corsair capitan saw that base have shield, he turned to me and tryed to force me to drop corsair pilots I hunted down lately.

Ofcourse my gunboat was very agile, so I could escape from him anytime, the problem was that I could not get any reinforcement to remove him.

After some negotiations, he said that he will leave only if I give him corsair pilots, there was no other option since he would do some damage to supply lines, so much for my prisoners.

Screen: http://i.imgur.com/DP7Oo.jpg?1

After I send him prisoners, he decided to leave as well as Cryer| pilot.

Screen: http://i.imgur.com/6kLap.jpg?1

I informed Sexycube about the events.
After this for long time situation in space was calm and boring, and since shield was on and there was no more supply transporters on the way to base, I decided to end up my patrol.

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[Pepe]

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Transmission incoming shows Hartigan, a man
that sent some people to their escape pods.
Some scars are showing that he
spented a lot of time in escape pods him self.



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Fellow Renegades... Reporting is not my sport, as you know. But being called a coward is not my sport either. So, I'd like you and our Falcon partner to know how it goes up there in Sigma-17.

JustX's shift was on, he was guarding our new base, when one KuEx came, tagged by Farmers Alliance. He was mallesting one trader, so another KuEx came to help. They both were fine equiped, CAU7 and CAU8, with Sair weapons too. After ruining that poor guy's day, they thought that collecting some bounty on |RR would be nice idea. So, JustX offered a fair fight, as any real Renegade would. They weren't so sure about that, they fired on him and pushed him away from base, so I came to help a friend, with a mere Plier fighter. FE|Frouros came too, to take care about base's safety. Proof of attacker's ID:

ID of Farmer attacker

Now, it was not 2 Farmers on 1 |RR anymore. It was not like mallesting one poor trader, too. With 3 on 2, look what happened:

tails down 1
tails down 2

So, I'm telling you fellow Renegades, some Farmers are spenting too much time with dogs and chikens these days...

P.S. That Falcon base didn't make any damage to attackers. I hope it will improve soon, if we work together on it.

Hartigan

Hartigan reaches OFF button
and transmission ends.

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[Yber]

**... The screen ignites and by a second just static's sound is heard...**

Unknow source.
Common ID: Exiles

Yo'.

Silly Cyrer tried to get on the Falcon's base. Not intelligent. He blew up.

Data.

Also. A random valor came from nowhere. The hell is going on. Sirius advances too fast for me. After a few shoots on Atka, he dissapeared.

Data.

Interesting day. Earlier we took down a few Cyrer and mercenary idiots. Silly guys. No need of guncams for those.

He sniffs Exiles out.


**The screen goes off**

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inb4 Sirius gets renamed to XTF.

[Ayatolah]

............Incomming Transmission.............
............ID: Jose Estevez.............
............Subject: Sing or die! ............

Audio/Video Feedback: ON

Well... this is... well i'm not sure on what's this , but i thought it was worth to send to the rest of the mateys...
heres the Communication logs:

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Well, we didn't had luck in the matter of piracy... but well, at least we got someone singing... or trying to, and that's something we don't see each day

Untill next wacky piracies, Jose's out!

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[Pepe]

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Transmission incoming shows Hartigan, a man
that sent some people to their escape pods.
Some scars are showing that he
spented a lot of time in escape pods him self.



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According to some events announced, I've been working on my image. I hope it will affect my mojo as well. For friends I will remain Pepe, but I'd be thankfull if you call me Hartigan infront of the others.

Rocky Hartigan

Hartigan reaches OFF button
and transmission ends.

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[Abuzar]

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A man bitten by the Snake Came up with some Of the Escape Pods and Some Bags of Money

It's Black Mamba ......*Smoking a Cigar*

Here is what i have to Show you ........not much but its good

LINK 1

LINK 2

LINK 3

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