Axiomic Aphorisms

[Azan27]

Lets play a little game, shall we?
Here's the plot; you take a common saying, a famous quote, or a quote from Freelancer, then you change it up a bit to make it interesting, morbid, or somewhat suggestive. Oh, and do be creative, please? One does not want to be stuck reading drawl. I'll start;

"When life gives you lemons, maim life and squeeze the lemon juice in its wounds."


... Oh, and the best entry after three days gets 10.000.000 sc sent to a character of their choice.

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Let it burn.

[Scaryowl]

Dock denied. You are 60% not cool enough

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