To: Interspace Commerce

[Miranda]

//Cape Coral disconnected as you can see here: http://discoverygc.com/forums/index.php?sh...709&st=1900

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[Lucky Luke]

//We know that! Np! But that doesn't stop us from using it for some lolzy RP around it!

[Sad Clown]

--Incoming perfomance--
Source: Circus
Common ID: Sad Clown
Encryptation level: Joke
Signal strenght: Juggler

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the circus!
Please, take a seat!
Would you bring your attention to me?
This is nothing you’ve ever seen before
Watch carefully as I open this door
Your jaws will be on the floor
After this you’ll be begging for more!

Door 1
Door 2
Door 3
Door 4

You’ve seen that seeing is believing
Your ears and your eyes will be bleeding
Please check to see if you’re still breathing!

--Perfomance finished--

[Sad Clown]

--Incoming perfomance--
Source: Circus
Common ID: Sad Clown
Encryptation level: Joke
Signal strenght: Juggler

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the circus!
Please, take a seat!
Would you bring your attention to me?
This is nothing you’ve ever seen before
Watch carefully as I open this door
Your jaws will be on the floor
After this you’ll be begging for more!

Door 1
Door 2
Door 3
Door 4
Door 5

Now here comes the report

A barge on my way I understood
With a GMG as escort
What a fool, feel the boom
The barge now got in the mood
30 milions as sponsor to the Clown

A fool carrying bombs
You don't know what to do
He refuses to pay the entrance
He gets joked therefore
And the devices
On the GMG door they were lost!

You’ve seen that seeing is believing
Your ears and your eyes will be bleeding
Please check to see if you’re still breathing!

--Perfomance finished--

[Sad Clown]

--Incoming perfomance--
Source: Circus
Common ID: Sad Clown
Encryptation level: Joke
Signal strenght: Juggler

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the circus!
Please, take a seat!
Would you bring your attention to me?
This is nothing you’ve ever seen before
Watch carefully as I open this door
Your jaws will be on the floor
After this you’ll be begging for more!

Door 1
Door 2
Door 3
Door 4
Door 5
Door 6
Door 7
Door 8
Door 9
Door 10
Door 11


Now here comes the report

We're pirating, sir Ron from before
and the Sad Clown.
An IC mercenary shows up
trying to shoot at us
Mr. Ron a good torpedo throwns
and there is merc no more.

Shooting the IC base
a swarm of GMG comes
As I start to joke around
the circus keeps screaming for more
so an IC gunboats jumps on
He gets blown by the Sad Clown
and those light fighters though.
The poor Ron is gone, we got his scape pod
We kept the perfomance on
And some more
Are banished to the floor.

Another gunboat then comes
How dirty we thought
As the circus was going to close
We quickly kick him out
No morons to joke for.

The Sad Clown went down
As the perfomance was already gone
However the Clown still begs for more.

You’ve seen that seeing is believing
Your ears and your eyes will be bleeding
Please check to see if you’re still breathing!

--Perfomance finished--

[Veygaar]

The man is quite content with himself as the recorder runs...

Rorry

My dear incompetent friends. It seems that when faced with a superior opponent, your cowardice relies on the support of many others. Such is the case today, when you unsuccessfully staged a defense at your base, along with numerous others...

Lets take a look shall we?

First the credits paid for engaging that faulty cloak on that barge of yours.... For the THIRD time!

And now the fun part, the many deaths of those who tried to help you.

Boom!
Bang!
Pow!
Sh-Boom!
Splat!
Poof!
Gone!
Vanished!
Good Bye!
It's Over!

As you can see.... You are helpless. Do know.... Our offer still stands.

Transmission Ends

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[Miranda]

Comm ID - Maggie Shoemaker
Subject - A Recent Incident

Mr. Rorry,

This is far from over. Otemachi and Furyoku continue to flourish despite your attempts and once the new defense platforms are finished, my engineers tell me that the Solaris guns will keep you at least ten kilometers from the base and any ships taking refuge there. The base already has one core upgrade complete with another almost finished. I hope someone is paying you for this, because you're expending a lot of effort and resources for...what exactly? We may not be very good fighters but you've hardly put a dent in our efforts so far.


Maggie Shoemaker
CEO, Interspace Commerce

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[Sad Clown]

--Incoming perfomance--
Source: Circus
Common ID: Sad Clown
Encryptation level: Joke
Signal strenght: Juggler

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the circus!
Please, take a seat!
Would you bring your attention to me?
This is nothing you'€™ve ever seen before
Watch carefully as I open this door
Your jaws will be on the floor
After this you'€™ll be begging for more!

Door 1
Door 2
Door 3
Door 4
Door 5
Door 6

And now, here comes the report

Piracy for IC
Is bad for the skin
So they try to smash us
with bombers and stuff.

The first one goes pop
by the Sad Clown.
Jokes are flying
kaichous are chainfiring
And one of us is ash
by the mute zoner chap.

The Sad Clown wants revenge,
so a roc gets vanished.
The second one, and another Renegade
Mighty falls.

Now, the Bad Joke has come
You're all doomed, so much
that you even kill your bunch
Not our fault, you just make a mass.

The guy who didn't pay the entrance
Throught the big door is annihilated.
The perfomance is over, however
the Bad Joke isn't done
So he yet another couple scraps
And we all get the [censored] out.


You'€™ve seen that seeing is believing
Your ears and your eyes will be bleeding
Please check to see if you'€™re still breathing!

--Perfomance finished--

[Miranda]

Comm ID - Maggie Shoemaker
Subject - Jokes

Oh clown,

It's funny how you forgot to mention how many of your gunboats we took out, and how you ran like cowards at the end. Every time we get better. Next time none of you will escape.


Maggie Shoemaker
CEO, Interspace Commerce

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[Sad Clown]

--Incoming perfomance--
Source: Circus
Common ID: Sad Clown
Encryptation level: Joke
Signal strenght: Juggler

Don't make the Sad Clown
Quote his own words
And actually look at his report
Your kind aren't good traders
They exchange 2 by 6
Which is kind of silly.

--Perfomance finished--