New and improved Bacon ...

[Agmen of Eladesor]

comdoms...



And if that's not sizzling enough for you, they also have bacon sunscreen



Order some today!

(What the heck, they already sell Bacon Coffins...which includes a bacon air freshener for when you get that buried-underground, not-so-fresh feeling. )

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Oh god... The end of days... Agmen agreed with me.

[Huhuh]

Like my dick doesn't taste like bacon already.

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[Marburg]

Order some today!

Really?
What is J&D payin' you?

1. Not allowed on Discovery forums:

- Advertising, especially commercial advertising, except (1) advertising your own gaming websites or forums or (2) your own game servers;

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[t0l]

This "advertisement" is for the greater good of this community.


Not like I'd ever get to use these condoms, though.

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[Ingenious]

What if she is vegetarian?

[SummerMcLovin]

Then she shouldn't be eating meat.

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Kingdom of Bretonia
Colonial Republic
Independent Miners Guild
Ex-Admin

[SMGSterlin]

Make your meat look like meat....

Implying my meat doesn't look like meat? Are they trying to say my privates look funny?

I'm offended.

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[Agmen of Eladesor]

Order some today!

Really?
What is J&D payin' you?

1. Not allowed on Discovery forums:

- Advertising, especially commercial advertising, except (1) advertising your own gaming websites or forums or (2) your own game servers;

Not shilling for them. This close to April 1st it's posted as evidence I'm not making stuff up. I mean, a company that sells a bacon coffin???? What's not to love?

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Oh god... The end of days... Agmen agreed with me.

[Curios]

Look at your bacon lays more carefully next time... might be not regular bacon out there

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[Miaou]

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