This is Conner Rand, captain the Blue.Jazz indentification 5D04. I'm looking to get in with a transport group and you folks at OSI seem like the right sort of bunch.
I've been working on haulers here in Liberty since I was sixteen. Jump around with all of the big three. Made my way up to first officer on a train. Saved up enough now that I got my own little ship, she's an Anki, nothing big but she's my own.
I don't know if you boys have jobs for smaller craft, maybe some dangerous jobs that need a smaller craft.
Anyways, let me know. I need to put together a crew and then I'm going to be starting my runs to the outer systems. See you around in the 'verse maybe.
Thanks for your time and consideration,
Conner Rand, Captain of the Blue Jazz
The Board has reviewed and approved your application to OSI. We've sent additional paperwork to your neural-net account, which you'll need to bring to our headquarter at Gran Canaria, in order to get your employee ID
We have recieved your application. We would like to inform you however, that OSI does not condone of smuggling or blockade running, wich - in my eyes - are the predominant things a small freighters is better at than the zoner whale, including OSIs own modification, of course.
Nevertheless, if you wish to upgrade your cargohold with time, please inform us on this very channel, so we can send you the application form for independant contractors/freighter pilots.
I'm interested in your offer of employ as an independent contractor. Please send me the application and I will happily fill it out. I look forward to our future business association.
Sincerely,
Conner Rand
Updated ID info: Anki, Freelancer ID Jazz.Lady
Current Location: Omega 11, Solarius Station
My name is Mr Weeks, I am interested in joining the trade division of the prestigious OSI. I currently have a Zoner Borderworld Transport "ZBT-100Z 2" Tag:"Quasar" in my possession moored at the Zoner Base: "Shasta Orbital Skyhook" I would be keen to join your group in order to further the interests of OSI and my own personal endeavours.
Please inform me of any information you may require from me, as well as any rules/regulations of the OSI that I may not already know about.
I have sent some paperwork to your neural account. Please fill it out at your earliest convenience. Our Human Resources departement will review it and if approved invite you to a personal interview.
Greetings, Omicron Supply Industries
I *static* We are two digital things *static* man-made AI units created by humans.... okay.
[processing]
To the point - erm
[skipping irrelevancy]
so when he left for the Junker ship, he left us with the following command: Profit.
We tried to join house corporations, but they seemed to dislike certain phrases we picked up from the captain who -
[accessing memory]
- was a Zoner.
After analyzing our personality subroutines with *static*-legal software obtained from a dealer at Bethlehem, the results indicate we are zoner, and that from our quiz results, our Zoner names are Theta Hippieface and Nephilim Neutralfuries. respectively.
Incoming Transmission
Comm ID: Nephilim Neutralfuries (Beta) and Theta Hippieface (Alpha)
Location: Omicron 74 [comment: we got there]
Greetings Mr. Kelly
I am the A.I. unit Beta, specializing in communications and weapons in our Duo, Alpha is the navigations unit. We have been properly repaired to 80% reliability after attempting to perform external maintenance our current ship, a Borderworlds Transport in our robotic humanoid interface during an ion storm which damaged us severely, and unfortunately I could not remove our draft message we recorded afterwards which has a 74% chance of preceding this recording in the transmission.
We wish to join the OSI in order to gain new opportunities for profit, and eventually directing excess monetary gain towards upgrading our circuitry for better quality and characteristics such as resistance to ionic damage.
Sincerely and metaphorically standing by for a response,
Beta (Nephilim Neutralfuries)
Dear toaster... err, I mean, artificial sentient beings,
I regret to inform you that our recruitment process is only open for humans and antropomorphic-fox-like beings. Artificial Inteligences unfortunately are not accepted as employees.
Besides, our secretary might get jealous...
I hope you find your path amongst the stars. Starr out.
David Starr
Director of Public Relations
Omicron Supply Industries
///Incoming Transmission///
//Link Established//
/Start Message/
Encryption Code: Green From: Captain Nemo, M/V.Odyssey To: OSI Recruitment Subject:Application
Hail,
My name is Issac Nemo, I've been the Captain of the Odyssey for almost 24 years now. I generally trade Iridium for supplies to take back to Freeport 11. I'm interested in joining a larger group to help me expand my trade to new ports.