Does Bretonia have a new threat at her front door?
Is it the MOLLYS!??!! No, silly you, the Molly threat was quelled ages ago through the bravery and determination of the BPA and the QCRF.
The new threat that I am talking about are GNOMES. That's right, ladies and gents, Gnomes. I'm not talking about the sorry faced Newcastle Gnomes, whose fourteen year losing streak has been extended to fifteen after their star player fussed up a foul shot kick by planting his foot into the field two inches in front of the ball.
Not the Newcastle Gnomes...actual Gnomes!
No, not these either....
But these!!
ORBITAL POWER GNOMES!
With this note, THE DUBLIN LOYALIST is offering a 1 million Credit bounty on the head of an Orbital Power Gnome that seeks to enter Bretonia and disturb the peace of our great nation!