Mr Dent, I'll be honest and say I couldn't be bothered to read your form, but apparently we need more Libertonian male employees in order to get some governmental grants, so uh, yeah I guess we can provide you a wage.
Miss O'Reilly, we already have women who can make tea, some far more attractive than you; tell me why should I hire you?
We regret to inform you that due to an administrative error your application details are irrecoverable.
Additional details:
"It's bloody buggering freezing on Denver this time of year, your form looked blank and bland enough to burn. I'm sure you understand Miss O'Reilly, my needs are more important. Feel free to send another, I'd always appreciate more fuel for the fire.
Or, I know you women struggle to pretend to be intelligent, but there may be a position opening up if you act well enough."
Cryer Pharmaceuticals apologises for any inconvenience caused.
Additional Information (continue on additional sheets as necessary):
I want to change my life a little bit. Flying on ships and work in hospitals is getting boring with the time. I want to discover the Sirius sector while I'm helping people but not only for good will. Credits is what's ruling Sirius and even this company and I definatly need some of them.
Do you have a criminal record? If yes, provide details below:
Setting ship to cruise within planetary atmosphere, Fine was 300 credtis, paid.
For further details contact BPA, case number is NL-814-2004856
Have you ever been accused of sexual harassment? If yes, provide details below:
None so far
A fairly reputable record Miss Mueller, however, due to the incompetence of filling in the form correctly I have doubts. Note that you failed to mention any qualifications, and only relevant experience was included in its place. Now, I'll overlook this if you can prove your abilities through some straightforward tasks. We'll start with an easy one:
~ Acquire any item of xeno origins; by which I obviously am referring to alien, and not the pathetic redneck wanna-be terrorists. Log its description and your methodology in acquiring it, before giving the item to a Cryer employee for further study.
Box 43.B3451.A
University Complex A
New Berlin, Rhineland
The best way to reach me however is on my ship, which I maintain my primary residence.
I stop to check my postal mail only several times a decade
Nationality:
Born Rhineland
Currently reside wherever my ship is docked.
Qualifications (Educational):
PhD Biochemistry, University of New Berlin
Qualifications (Vocational):
Flight and defensive training classes
Relevant Experience:
I have spent the last few years as the captain if my own mobile research ship. Myself along with several graduate students have been researching three of my own special projects:
1) Testing a sure fire cure for male pattern baldness. As of today we have killed over 70 pirate pilots testing various formulas but I feel a breakthrough is imminent.
2) Testing what, if any aphrodisiac properties can be harvested with certain wildlife from a planet that I should not mention.
3) Medicinal properties of Nomad remains. This project has been placed on hold until I can manage a expedition team to recover the research material
I feel that my research skills would make a good addition to the Cryer team. My ship is heavily armored and can transport large amounts of cargo easily. I would very much enjoy the chance to continue my research with the added resources that Cryer has to offer. I think our mutual relationship will be very profitable.
I also hope that my history of unwilling human experiments does not disqualify me from this post, as the subjects used were enemies of the common good of Sirrus.
Employment History:
Civilian contractor from undisclosed House Corporation researching methods of torture for undisclosed House Military. (Successful)
Freelance Researcher
Additional Information (continue on additional sheets as necessary):
My ship and my onboard research team are at your disposal
Do you have a criminal record? If yes, provide details below:
No... Never Convicted
Have you ever been accused of sexual harassment? If yes, provide details below:
Several years ago... I was under the impression that it was REQUIRED to harass all female assistants. I learned after several civil suits that this was not the case.
Dr Schroeder thank you for your interest, you have an impressive resume: we are of course always looking for ways to expand our commercial line of products, for which some of your research seems ideal.
In short and as long as you can speak English to the rest of the company (and this has nothing to do with E.E.F.S legislation I assure you*) and after a brief security check to make sure your loyalties are in order; one of the HR delegates will be able to delight you on procedure whilst you are measured for your complimentary red trousers.
[*Cryer Pharmaceuticals are obliged to mentioned their participation in the Equal Employment For Sirians Programme]
' Wrote:Dr Schroeder thank you for your interest, you have an impressive resume: we are of course always looking for ways to expand our commercial line of products, for which some of your research seems ideal.
In short and as long as you can speak English to the rest of the company (and this has nothing to do with E.E.F.S legislation I assure you*) and after a brief security check to make sure your loyalties are in order; one of the HR delegates will be able to delight you on procedure whilst you are measured for your complimentary red trousers.
[*Cryer Pharmaceuticals are obliged to mentioned their participation in the Equal Employment For Sirians Programme]
Thank you very much. I am sure after my loyalty check will come through clean. As I do not involve myself in the politics of the houses and their militiaries. Although after an encounter with Das Wilde last evening I find myself unwilling to return to the Rhineland. As a side note: I do speak English quite well and you will be delighted to know I do not have the same thick awful accent that some members of the Rhineland Military have.
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