.:j:. JUNKER CONGRESS MESSAGE DUMP

[Tex.Mex]

>>>INCOMING TRANSMISSION<<<
Sender: Tex.Mex
Recipient: Junkers Congress
Location: Junker's Town, Puerto Rico
Signal strength: Kinda iffy...
Encryption: *SMACK* ok, it's workin' again

Howdy y'all!

I had just been busy runnin' some errands when I got a distress signal from a fellow Junker. He said he was in Texas in the scrap field, when a Hogosha named Jackie_Chan asked him if he wanted a massage, then proceeded to shoot him right out the sky. I hurried on over to collect the escape pod of the Junker, and found the same Hogosha still roamin' around the mining area. From our chat it was obvious he was there picking on soft miner targets. After a bit of a discussion he must've gotten bored and tried to shoot me down too, not noticing I'm not in a mining ship. I was forced to defend myself and managed to do so successfully, with nature having her say in the matter right at the end of the battle, ultimately finishing him off. Below y'all can find some guncam shots of the event, as well as the banter thrown around between us two.

Guncam Shots

Spoiler

[21.10.2016 19:01:54] Jackie_Chan: Konnichiwa
[21.10.2016 19:01:56] Death: Zugo10 was put out of action by a hostile vessel.
[21.10.2016 19:01:58] .:j:.Tex.Mex: lost scumbag?
[21.10.2016 19:02:18] Jackie_Chan: no just try find more scrap people
[21.10.2016 19:02:18] Death: CR|-Hellfire was put out of action by Rax (Gun).
[21.10.2016 19:02:24] Jackie_Chan: like you!
[21.10.2016 19:02:33] .:j:.Tex.Mex: well you found me
[21.10.2016 19:02:42] Jackie_Chan: waht some massage?
[21.10.2016 19:02:48] .:j:.Tex.Mex: now whats you gonna do about it
[21.10.2016 19:03:09] Death: Faxe was put out of action by a hostile vessel.
[21.10.2016 19:03:19] Jackie_Chan: well start with some gun shots then some larger ones
[21.10.2016 19:03:51] Jackie_Chan: lets start scrap man?
[21.10.2016 19:03:53] .:j:.Tex.Mex: lots of talk and no action
[21.10.2016 19:03:56] Death: Polly.Macaw was put out of action by [Knight]K.I.T.T (Gun).
[21.10.2016 19:05:39] Jackie_Chan: ehh
[21.10.2016 19:06:03] Death: Jackie_Chan suffered a self-inflicted catastrophic decompression.

Hopin' that's the last we see of him. We sure don't need that kinda negative experiences in the one place we Junkers can go to relax.

Laters
Tex.Mex

[Typrop]

<<<INCOMING TRANSMISSION>>>

<<<SHIPDES: ScrapFinch>>>

<<<Encryption: Dead Hogosha>>>

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VIDEO FEED UNAVAILABLE

So, today... Well, I saw a Dreadnought get blasted into chunks by the Legion and Auxesia, and got into a scuffle with a Hogosha member, likely the one that Tex highlighted, same signature. Farmer's Alliance bomber, was his vessel.

I'd be putting the kill up for Bounty, if it was even up to snuff. No ID scan.

Relevant Guncam Shots

Hogosha Logs

[29.10.2016 11:54:09] Jackie_Chan: Hey junker
[29.10.2016 11:54:11] .:j:.ScrapFinch: What the hell...
[29.10.2016 11:54:14] Jackie_Chan: Prepare to die
[29.10.2016 11:54:18] .:j:.ScrapFinch: Oh, you first.
[29.10.2016 11:54:19] Death: 5th|LNS-Jack.O'Neill was put out of action by RNS-Ressentiment (Gun).
[29.10.2016 11:54:19] .:j:.ScrapFinch: You first.
[29.10.2016 11:54:20] Death: RNS-Paris was put out of action by LNS-Montana (Gun).
[29.10.2016 11:54:22] Death: RNS-Anjou was put out of action by PCS|HMS-Serenity (Gun).
[29.10.2016 11:54:54] Death: RNS-Ressentiment was put out of action by 5th|LNS-Kansas (Gun).
[29.10.2016 11:55:09] Balthazar_van_Vlamme: nope
[29.10.2016 11:55:11] 2016-10-29 16:55:18 SMT Traffic control alert: Balthazar_van_Vlamme has requested to dock
[29.10.2016 11:56:19] Death: RNS-Normandy has died
[29.10.2016 11:57:15] Death: Blessure.grave was put out of action by BAF|HMS-Victoria (Gun).
[29.10.2016 11:57:59] Death: Jackie_Chan suffered a self-administered loadout error (Mine).

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<<<TRANSMISSION CLOSED>>>

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User was banned for: They will know.
Time left: (Permanent)

[WildBill]

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Howdy Folks,


Anyone got a clue why we're bein questioned 'bout this?


Sincerely,
Wild Bill, Arbiter Junker Congress

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Wild Bill's Custom Interface

[NOVA-5]

****Incoming Transmission****
****Comm ID: Lucius Vorenus****
****Location: San Juan****


Not a clue chief,
it's not like us kidnapping whores from Liberty, they're ten a penny up there, not worth the effort.
I'll check the rolls & see what i can find out but i doubt there'll be anything left of her if my boys
have been nutmegging it, you know how they are...

L.VOREN

****Transmission Ends****

[Stoner_Steve]

To: Wild Bill

Encryption: About Average

Subject: Question and Answer

Bill,

I miiiiiight know something about it. Short story is Aces had some operations going in the Sigma region that more or less have gone unfunded for the better part of a year now. As I was known among his crews as a friendly face a few of them reached out to me to see about taking them on after his sudden disappearance. One of these vessels operated as a mobile harbor. While taking inventory of this vessel, having the crews sign medical release forms and what not; I was introduced to the star of the on-board bar Helga "The Hefty". I'm told Aces had a soft spot for larger women in low-gee environments.

Anyways, I tried to bring Aces account current with the {AFC}, and expand operations, but they didn't quite agree with me. Still I didn't think Sunny would run to the police like a toddler looking for his mommy, so much for being the leader of a "hard" gang.

I'll see that she is shipped out of our hair, maybe to Malta's orange fields; unless you want to see a show first?

Steve Squigs

End Transmission

[matster]

My recommended response:

You know the name of the game, your b---- chose me
N---- we can handle this like some gentlemen
Or we can get into some gangsta s---.

Full text

[Stoner_Steve]

To: Wild Bill

Encryption: About Average

Subject: Question and Answer

Bill,

She is out of our hair and I'm significantly richer for it. Tell the police what ever you need to tell them to get them off our back.

Steve Squigs

End Transmission

[Zahir]

Greatings,

I have no clue anyone listens this out there. We've just arrived to Kreuzberg.
Seems the field has been already deplated. Our mining laser grabbed only useless things, even for us. Our transponder coded to the congress frequency (<<congress ID>>) answers only white noise.

In short, we need some update on the current situation of the congress.

Best Regards,
Tano Cariddi, Captain of the .:j:.SF_Libeccio

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[Junker Congress]

We're currently in the process of changing the hands of leadership. This comm is still being listened to and we are currently looking into paying commission for successful scrap runs and missions.
Stayed tuned!

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[cerious]

Attention all Congress and Junkers
In case you missed it the LSF has constructed a base IN PUERTO RICO.
Yes that is correct, it is RIGHT ON TOP of the New Hampshire JH.
In a place where everything going on in PR can be seen.
Suggest anyone using this JH be very careful, LSF is often in the area.
Safe flights Congress.