Press Release

[Zapp]

Incoming Transmission
Comm ID: Matt Myers

Slapping on an LPI transponder and IFF bestows the responsibilities and regulations of the LPI, whether you be LPI- or not. People see LPI, and immediately think of us, even when the lot o' ya are a disgrace. Good riddance to ya, and if ya ever show yer ugly mug around Liberty, we gonna get so many Crown Vics on ya dat ya won't know what hit ya. Mayhap e'en da Rusty Donut'll make a debut appearance, once we can get some engines, instead of havin' everyone row wi' oars...

And... err.... whuzza Malaclypse? Eris? Wut dat?

End Transmission

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[Thexare]

Communication link received...
Sender: Blackmoon, Lane Hacker
Location: Error: Corrupt Data
To: Ross Polo
Subject: It ain't that easy.
Opening link...

Let me get this straight.

You attacked Outcasts. You stole Cardamine from their home planet. You did all of this in what I can only assume was a stolen Lane Hacker Gunship.

And you expect the Hackers to just take you in after all this?

I'll say this for you. You're certainly foolish enough to play the part of an LPI officer.

Blackmoon out.

Link unexpectedly terminated. Closing...

Communication link received...
Sender: Blackmoon
Location: Error: Corrupt Data
To: Matt Myers
Subject: If you ever need some help...
Opening link...

I'd like to volunteer my services. If you need any of your corrupt underlings terminated, just relay the message and I'll happily handle it.

Just keep in mind that I think all of your underlings are corrupt.

Link unexpectedly terminated. Closing...

[SWilson]

-Incoming Transmission...-

-To: Open Channel-
-From: Officer Colin Guy, LPI-
-Location: Planet Manhattan, New York System-

From what I saw, and I was in an auto-formation with Ross, He seemed to attack first. He had every intention of shooting everything in sight, and he made the big mistake of stealing cardamine from Malta.

We were spotted entering the system, as was proved by a big shout over the system's open channel, and we headed over to the planet. On arriving, There was no firing for a few seconds, Then all the guns on Ross' Gunboat lit up and started barraging the fighter belonging to the Reapers of Sirius. Ya' know, Those guys that defend outcast space?

I do not know if the RoS pilot fired first, as the gunboat was between me and him, But it looked otherwise. I quickly broke formation and got the hell outta there when the shooting started, So I saw no more but heard some chatter on the private channel we were using, and the system channel until we got out of Omicron Alpha.

The one that really needs to speak on this matter is Officer Jackson, as she saw much more than Officer SweetTooth and I did.

Officer Colin Guy, Out.

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-Scott Wilson

Jack West, Freelancer
Jacob West, Junker Captain of Jacob West's Psychosis
Officer Jasper Newton "Jack" Daniel, Liberty Police, Inc.
Richard "Blacknight" deLioncourt, Sadistic Psychopath

[7:55:43 PM] Reverend JacquiSG: I'm always civilised.
[7:55:49 PM] Reverend JacquiSG: That's why I have a hat.

[DBoy1612]

Source: Lope Rainerio, Second in Command of the Outcasts 101st, Location Encrypted
Hack Protocol Running
Activating Liberty Comm Worm
Searching For Access Holes....
Access Hole Found, Connecting... Limited Access Granted.
Message to: The idiots who think they can steal our Cardimine

So, let me get this straight. There is some idiot flying around Omicron Alpha, bragging that he docked on Planet Malta, killed my brothers and sisters, and then stole our Cardimine? I'm sorry, but what the hell do you believe you're doing? This is a joke and a total lie, any believing they can get that form of access to Malta and get away with it is obviously having mental issues and ran his or her head in to the wall a few to many times.

As for the worthless and what seems to be rogue LPI that managed to make their way up to Alpha, I suggest you boys run back home, you won't survive very long if you ever set foot without Outcast space again. What Liberty is even thinking of going there is just complete nonsense and a waste of our time.

Again, go home, or die trying.

Message String End
Worm Activating Self Deletion
Worm Deleted
Connecting Lost
Comm Shut Down Activated

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Retired Admin
What Dustin now spends his free time doing... Don't hurt me... Though EVEMail me if you play. ^_^

[Generation]

---Transmission Received---
---Source: I forget---
---Sender: Jordan Sweetooth---


Well I learned ma lessons, Ross is an idiot and Outcasts don't pay parking tickets.

Sorry to all concerned...


Now I know there is a donut around here somewhere.


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[Zapp]

"Henceforth, all LPI ships involved are to be removed of their Liberators, and to be put in Patriots. They are on probation, and all actions are to be scrutinized. They are not allowed UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE to leave the core-area of New York, California, Texas, or Colorado. Judy Jackson is removed from the SWAT until it is determined that she is capable of handling the office with the dignity it requires.

Ross Polo is now a fugitive, and to be hunted whenever he enters Liberty by the SWAT, LPI, Detectives, and this is requested to be extended to a Navy and LSF manhunt as well. Thank you, that is all."

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[Donutman]

"Henceforth, all LPI ships involved are to be removed of their Liberators, and to be put in Patriots. They are on probation, and all actions are to be scrutinized. They are not allowed UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE to leave the core-area of New York, California, Texas, or Colorado. Judy Jackson is removed from the SWAT until it is determined that she is capable of handling the office with the dignity it requires.

Ross Polo is now a fugitive, and to be hunted whenever he enters Liberty by the SWAT, LPI, Detectives, and this is requested to be extended to a Navy and LSF manhunt as well. Thank you, that is all."

*look of "what the crap were you thinking" at Colin, Judy, and the guy in a GS*:nono:

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This thread is so stupid that a bird sitting on a nearby tree just EXPLODED.