Need some help!

[Sombs]

So this is a matter that bothers me for two days now. I think it started after Foxglove and I talked about the hoodie pullovers he found in his drawers. Like, he didn't know hoodie jackets aren't called Strickjacke (cardigan), so he realized he always called his hoodie jackets something they weren't. Stupid him, right? I then gave him some tips how he can combine hoodie jackets well with a black leather jacket and a good white T-shirt and such. While we were talking about that, I told him that I needed a new black hoodie jacket because mine is losing color and the zipper is slightly damaged at the bottom, so the little zipping thing gets stuck unless I straighten the both sides, which should be done automatically by the structure of the zipper. Anyway, I then opened up ebay and bought me three new black hoodie jackets for 36€, which is quite a good deal, as usually you pay 15-20€ for a good basic hoodie jacket. They just arrived, two of them at least. One has a black zipper and one a white one, both are of good quality and very fluffly. It's actually sad to know they will never be as fluffy as they are right after the delivery.

And later we also talked about the fact @SeaFalcon is currently on a road trip with his parents, which means he is not home, which means he can't send us the daily picture of his female cat Brutus. Like, we really enjoy seeing this cat. Such a character cat. Over the course of the last months, I collected many of those pictures. Have a few of them here.

So right now, we're really low on Brutus pictures, Foxglove requested a Brutus airdrop, but we only got a picture of Brutus sitting on the trash can. We also talked about how my legs are currently hurting because I was wandering from one part of my town to the other for two hours yesterday just for a doctor's appointment. I made a comparison that describe the current feeling in my legs as magma slime. If anyone of you ever played Slime Rancher, they are very adorable but blow up. My legs don't blow up, but they feel wobbly and hurt like when you get slapped by a Magma Slime explosion. At least the way I imagine it, metaphorically. I know magma isn't good for the skin. Maybe some of you have seen Volcano. There is a scene of a firefighter sacrificing himself to throw the body of a @casualty over a lava pit. The firefighter dies in the lava, melting/drowning in it. That's by the way not possible, because when you step on lava, it is still dense enough to prevent you from sinking in. Like, it's like stepping on a pillow. You can only get so deep into it.

That's what she said.

So the talk went on and Foxglove began to voice his wish to get spooned by me, which is difficult, because I am a head smaller by him while he is a tall and fit guy, almost athletic. Like, if there is one thing that really sucks about Foxglove, then it is how he is so close to perfection, it's almost as if someone create a fan character and didn't want to add bad traits. But then again, we all know Foxglove has a humor darker what you often see in interracial porn and more reckless than Jayce when playing with rocket-propelled grenade launchers. In the meantime, Ramke and I talked about a few things. She refuses to pee on my feet for literally no reason. I'll give you the proof of it, but since I don't want to do trial by forum, I'll hide the names, so Ramke won't be mad at me.

[14.09.2017 21:27:25] Anonymous 1: why are you so touchy
[14.09.2017 21:29:33] Anonymous 2: I like you.
[14.09.2017 21:29:43] Anonymous 2: That's my way of saying hello.
[14.09.2017 21:29:52] Anonymous 2: That, or writing your name in size=50
[14.09.2017 21:30:03] Anonymous 1: :|
[14.09.2017 21:30:10] Anonymous 1: that's obsessive adoration
[14.09.2017 21:31:44] Anonymous 2: Yes.
[14.09.2017 21:32:00] Anonymous 2: I think it's better to be as positive as a pregnancy test can get.
[14.09.2017 21:32:08] Anonymous 1: ....
[14.09.2017 21:32:08] Anonymous 2: Doesn't mean you need to pee on me.
[14.09.2017 21:32:16] Anonymous 2: But I don't mind it if you do.
[14.09.2017 21:32:20] Anonymous 2: Aim for the legs.
[14.09.2017 21:32:24] Anonymous 1: .. sorry but no
[14.09.2017 21:32:37] Anonymous 2: Then the hands.
[14.09.2017 21:32:42] Anonymous 2: Not my face, though.
[14.09.2017 21:32:47] Anonymous 2: Not into that.
[14.09.2017 21:33:08] Anonymous 1: I know you might be into that kind of stuff but isn't Anonyglove there for that purpose
[14.09.2017 21:34:33] Anonymous 2: "I am exclusively there to pee on your legs and hands, yes." - Anonyglove
[14.09.2017 21:34:43] Anonymous 1: there we go
[14.09.2017 21:34:44] Anonymous 1: problem solved
[14.09.2017 21:47:43] Anonymous 2: PEE ON ME.
[14.09.2017 21:47:57] Anonymous 1: ask Anonyglove
[14.09.2017 21:48:02] Anonymous 1: I don't do that kind of thing
[14.09.2017 21:51:17] Anonymous 2: One day you will be drunk.
[14.09.2017 21:51:42] Anonymous 2: And then you walk down the road and be like "Lemme quickly pee here" and then you move behind a car, drop your pants
[14.09.2017 21:51:47] Anonymous 2: AND I WILL BE THERE TO BE PEED ON.
[14.09.2017 21:51:53] Anonymous 2: I will catch your pee.
[14.09.2017 21:52:26] Anonymous 1: [Anonymous 1 only content]
[14.09.2017 21:52:33] Anonymous 1: [Anonymous 1 only content]
[14.09.2017 22:02:55] Anonymous 2: I never take advantage of drunk people.
[14.09.2017 22:07:41] Anonymous 1: [Anonymous 1 only content]
[14.09.2017 22:07:46] Anonymous 1: [Anonymous 1 only content]
[14.09.2017 22:09:03] Anonymous 1: [Anonymous 1 only content]
[14.09.2017 22:13:35] Anonymous 2: It's good. Pee on me.
[14.09.2017 22:13:46] Anonymous 1: I won't do that
[14.09.2017 22:14:06] Anonymous 1: just go reference handcuffs or something :|
[14.09.2017 22:14:52] Anonymous 2: No!
[14.09.2017 22:14:58] Anonymous 2: Pee on me!
[14.09.2017 22:15:13] Anonymous 1: ask Anonyglove to do that :|
[14.09.2017 22:15:15] Anonymous 1: he's there just for it
[14.09.2017 22:16:17] Anonymous 2: But I need your Red Panda Cat-biting-on-table pee!
[14.09.2017 22:16:27] Anonymous 2: I need it on my feed, trust me, I have my reasons!
[14.09.2017 22:16:44] Anonymous 1: .. on your feed?
[14.09.2017 22:22:31] Anonymous 2: Feet.
[14.09.2017 22:22:40] Anonymous 2: Also on my feed.
[14.09.2017 22:22:55] Anonymous 2: I want news about you peeing all over my feet in Bretonia, Liberty and Kusari.
[14.09.2017 22:23:04] Anonymous 1: I'm sorry but I'll pass on that
[14.09.2017 22:23:30] Anonymous 2: Not your choice.
[14.09.2017 22:23:32] Anonymous 1: just do it with Anonyglove, he has a jelly for that anyway
[14.09.2017 22:23:34] Anonymous 2: I will find you.
[14.09.2017 22:23:37] Anonymous 2: And I will get your pee.
[14.09.2017 22:23:42] Anonymous 1: .. no you won't
[14.09.2017 22:23:45] Anonymous 1: :|
[14.09.2017 22:26:34] Anonymous 2: Your pee will be mine.
[14.09.2017 22:30:39] Anonymous 1: can you just aim for something else
[14.09.2017 22:31:45] Anonymous 1: i'd rather you talk about what you want to do with Anonyglove or someone instead of saying how much you want me to piss on you >.>
[14.09.2017 22:38:22] Anonymous 2: On my feet.
[14.09.2017 22:38:37] Anonymous 2: What I do with Anonyglove is a bit complicated.
[14.09.2017 22:38:52] Anonymous 2: I will [Anonymous 2 only content]
[14.09.2017 22:39:23] Anonymous 1: huh
[14.09.2017 22:39:57] Anonymous 2: Very soon.
[14.09.2017 22:40:08] Anonymous 2: Have you ever seen an echidna penis?
[14.09.2017 22:40:13] Anonymous 2: It will look like one after that.
[14.09.2017 22:40:25] Anonymous 1: oh.
[14.09.2017 22:40:34] Anonymous 1: so you're going to have some wild times then

[01:12:00] Anonymous 2: [01:08:35] Anonyglove: So I have two things on the agenda. Cooking and bounties.
[01:08:49] Anonymous 2: And praying to Anobrutus.
[01:09:00] Anonymous 2: And convincing Anonymous 1 to pee on my feet.
[01:09:08] Anonyglove: Yes
[01:09:14] Anonyglove: Maybe you grow then

[01:12:09] Anonymous 2: I think this is a good reason for you to do it.
[01:12:25] Anonymous 2: I am only [Anonymous 2's body height], so if you pee on my feet, I might grow, Anonymous 1.
[06:12:10] Anonymous 1: I'm not that far off from your height >.>
[09:57:27] Anonymous 2: How tall are you? Also, pee on my feet.
[13:35:07] Anonymous 1: [Anonymous 1's body height], no
[13:38:09] Anonymous 2: Wow, [Anonymous 1's body height] is the perfect body height to pee on my feet, Anonymous 1!

So I really need some help here to convince Ramke to pee on my feet, because I want to grow. Any suggestions?

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[Shelco]

God am I glad that there are normal people in this community as well.

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[sasapinjic]

"And thats why im alwais carring my handy-dandy exteded boxing glowe"

[Emperor Tekagi]

I could try to help you. Afterall the handcuffs story is my fault too. You put way too much effort into stalking Ramki though. Poor her, soon she asks [Someone] to hide her from you.
Probably Anonyglove has other things that could help you grow tho :3

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Me watching the daily drama turn into yet another Disco-doomsday discussion:

[Epo]

Mew

[Sombs]

I am not stalking Ramke. That's overexaggerated. I mean, I like how her hair smells different when she is awake and how she uses to collapse when I ask her if my tissue smells like chlorophorm to her, but I am not a stalker. If you want a stalker, go to Manhattan Orbit and look out for a Camara.

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[Emperor Tekagi]

That reply.. Sombra, thanks for the nice laughter :3

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Me watching the daily drama turn into yet another Disco-doomsday discussion:

[Traxit]

the amount of effort put into this terrifies me.

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[Laz]

This is the kind of stuff discovery needs, but not the stuff we deserve.

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[Thunderer]

The first paragraph almost convinced me that you were actually not a blue panda, but a black and white cat instead. Brutus is a great name for a cat, by the way. The way they lurk with claws out every time you turn them your back is so cute.

If Ramke is a cat, then you should pretend that your legs are car bumpers and you will get what you want.

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