From: Space Monkey | To: Everyone

[Cælumaresh]

Sender: Angry Monkey
Receiver: Everyone
Subject: Where Primus

We are the angry monkey. Come to reclaim Primus and spurdify those who defy us!

Be afraid, humans!

PS.
Thank you Garret for spurdifying me.

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This Galaxy is vast; its wonders and beauty are almost unfathomable. But the galaxy also hides dark secrets, some of which have lain dormant since the beginning of time itself. There is a danger in secrets, both in seeking and in knowing. Some things are meant to be hidden from view. Some mysteries defy understanding, and sometimes even the things we think we know are untrue. Some secrets should remain untouched.

Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum

[Groshyr]

...neural.uplink detected...
...starting encryption...establishing connection...
identified: Revenantshyr

...TRANSLATING DATA...

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DISPLAYING MESSAGE

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Kinda sus ngl.

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[Cælumaresh]

Sender: Angry Monkey
Receiver: Revenantshyr
Subject: Where Primus

So are you, primate

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This Galaxy is vast; its wonders and beauty are almost unfathomable. But the galaxy also hides dark secrets, some of which have lain dormant since the beginning of time itself. There is a danger in secrets, both in seeking and in knowing. Some things are meant to be hidden from view. Some mysteries defy understanding, and sometimes even the things we think we know are untrue. Some secrets should remain untouched.

Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum

[Groshyr]

...neural.uplink detected...
...starting encryption...establishing connection...
identified: Revenantshyr

...TRANSLATING DATA...

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DISPLAYING MESSAGE

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No u

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[Cælumaresh]

Sender: Angry Monkey
Receiver: Revenantshyr
Subject: Where Primus

Shouldn't you be sleeping, developer? It's way past your bedtime.

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This Galaxy is vast; its wonders and beauty are almost unfathomable. But the galaxy also hides dark secrets, some of which have lain dormant since the beginning of time itself. There is a danger in secrets, both in seeking and in knowing. Some things are meant to be hidden from view. Some mysteries defy understanding, and sometimes even the things we think we know are untrue. Some secrets should remain untouched.

Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum

[Groshyr]

...neural.uplink detected...
...starting encryption...establishing connection...
identified: Revenantshyr

...TRANSLATING DATA...

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Night shift, boring, useless, yet gives me monet

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[Cælumaresh]

Sender: Angry Monkey
Receiver: Revenantshyr
Subject: Where Primus

Money is gud.

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This Galaxy is vast; its wonders and beauty are almost unfathomable. But the galaxy also hides dark secrets, some of which have lain dormant since the beginning of time itself. There is a danger in secrets, both in seeking and in knowing. Some things are meant to be hidden from view. Some mysteries defy understanding, and sometimes even the things we think we know are untrue. Some secrets should remain untouched.

Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum

[Groshyr]

...neural.uplink detected...
...starting encryption...establishing connection...
identified: Revenantshyr

...TRANSLATING DATA...

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DISPLAYING MESSAGE

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There never enough of money

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MESSAGE ENDED

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...transmission complete
...terminating stream

[Cælumaresh]

Sender: Angry Monkey
Receiver: Revenantshyr
Subject: Where Primus

Monet buys food. Food needed to grow big big Primus.

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This Galaxy is vast; its wonders and beauty are almost unfathomable. But the galaxy also hides dark secrets, some of which have lain dormant since the beginning of time itself. There is a danger in secrets, both in seeking and in knowing. Some things are meant to be hidden from view. Some mysteries defy understanding, and sometimes even the things we think we know are untrue. Some secrets should remain untouched.

Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum

[Ninkurra]

Salut, monke.

This is Commandant "Squid" speaking.

I just... Have no words.

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