Oh yeah, about X-Day....

[Marburg]

I just wanted to mention that today is the fourth day after the 14th anniversary of the end of the world.

Sure, by the number of normals, glorps & pinks still roaming around, and all the faithful that weren't rescued by the Men from Planet X, you'd think that X-Day was just a myth, but no...that's just what the Bozo Cult wants you to believe.

tap into your inner yeti, climb out of that trap & follow the light of the Bleeding Head of Arnold Palmer into a great & terrible footnote in history.



Praise be to Bob

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[Jayce]

Okay.

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[meoshi]

All hail Bob, That magnificent bastard.

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[Marburg]

Meoshi has X-ist slack:cool:

Jaec however, does not.

@Jaec: Don't believe the lies told to you by Lee Trevino & the evil Y-ists (they are the wrong aliens to place your trust in, dude)

it's never too late to save yourself from their sinister plans

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[meoshi]

Meoshi has X-ist slack:cool:

You calling me a slacker???
THE POWER OF BOB COMPELS YOU!

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[Marburg]

yes, I am.

Everyone is born with original slack & is in constant combat with the conspiracy of normality

False slack balds our inner yeti & that's not a good thing.

Cold yetis have cold nipples that can shatter like glass in the absence of slack

Having jagged nipple remnants can unintentionally hurt Inner Yeti's loved ones & that's not a good thing either

Bask in the warmth of supple slack:cool:

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[Blackvertigo1]

Everyone is born with original slack & is in constant combat with the conspiracy of normality

Conspiracy of normality?

I do not see an Old Scratch.

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"The path to hell is paved with good intentions."

* Nodoka Hanamura is all about that SSH life

If you can't RP then 1.0

"There are more things in Heaven and Earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy - from our odyssey into Hell, we have returned with a gift."

[Marburg]

I have no idea what this means, & that's saying alot in this thread

Old Scratch huh? Hmmm...neither I, nor anyone else mentioned Satan...why would you? he's just a minor deity of regular old boring hell & not so much on the good side of the bleeding head of Arnold Palmer

He's like that fluffy ball on a wool cap...dorky & useless but kinda cute in barlight

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[Zaness89]

another end of the world date? havent heard anything here in germany about it. not even official
DOOMS DAY.
Is this a american thing? Cuz we dont party or belive on such things? Do americans celebrate this?

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[Blackvertigo1]

I have no idea what this means, & that's saying alot in this thread

Old Scratch huh? Hmmm...neither I, nor anyone else mentioned Satan...why would you? he's just a minor deity of regular old boring hell & not so much on the good side of the bleeding head of Arnold Palmer

He's like that fluffy ball on a wool cap...dorky & useless but kinda cute in barlight

That's not the Old Scratch I'm talking about. Plus I said that because it sounded cooler than saying that I disagree with what you said.

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"The path to hell is paved with good intentions."

* Nodoka Hanamura is all about that SSH life

If you can't RP then 1.0

"There are more things in Heaven and Earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy - from our odyssey into Hell, we have returned with a gift."