Who the Bleep are the TAZ?

[Aes_Sidhe]

Incoming transmision.....
ID:Aes_Sidhe ..... Interfering Transmission.... ID: Sidhe

Damn Simon leave the com.. Hallo Hallo.... Zssszzzz......

Aes_Sidhe: O First one .....
Interference from Sidhe: hes not a first he is last... maybe lost....

Aes: Shut Up Simon wait for your turn... Ekhem....

The Aneristic Principle is that of apparent order; the Eristic Principle is that of apparent disorder. Both order and disorder are man made concepts and are artificial divisions of pure chaos, which is a level deeper than is the level of distinction making.

Five tons of flax" is given as the answer to the question, "Is there an essential meaning behind POEE.


POEE has 5 DEGREES:

There is the neophyte, or LEGIONNAIRE DISCIPLE.
The LEGIONNAIRE DEACON, who is catching on.
An Ordained POEE PRIEST/PRIESTESS or a CHAPLAIN.
The HIGH PRIEST, the Polyfather.
And POEE POPE.

Trip Top Hat is Right afrer The Universe Next Door and right before The Homing Pigeons....

'% Non prophets... that tricky but if we can go to the time before Sleeper Ships...

Robert Anton Wilson,
Curious George
Bill Drummond and Jimmy Cauty Known as KLF.. THE KLF!!! * The Justified Ancients of Mu Mu playng in the background*

And Last and Not Least John Wick...

Goddes damned Simon Move that Gunboat Out of my way or I'm not cooking Bigos tonight!!!.....




.... transmission lost......


zzzzzzszsszzss..... Interruption....

Sidhe:.... Daaaa... my wise older brother... I know that he had many answers for Ya... and probably right ones... i have One for all of you Questions:

If you want in on the Discordian Society

then declare yourself what you wish
do what you like
and tell us about it
or
if you prefer
don't.

There are no rules anywhere.
The Goddess Prevails.

Sounds Familiar ??
Kallisti and 23's

End of Transmission....

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Sigi made by Andrew

[Malaclypse 666]

To: Aes and Sidhe (Two of you, right?)
Comm ID: Episkos Prime

This appears to be an application, and delightfully chaotic at that.

Thud, we're gonna have to kick some lower level Acolytes out of Ravenhurst Tower to make room for new Pope quarters..

Doc and Warden Kyte will require the following, Sidhe.

Desired Ship name;
Desired Robe sizes; (and whether you wish the ventilated rear so your heinies can breathe..)
A Secure Fnordnet transponder in your siggie, and;
A Skype thingie for contact with the Inner Spanktum.

Either I'm getting softer, or it's time to change the Questions again..

Welcome to the Temporary Autonomous Zoners!

23's,
Mal

Edit: Oh, did I mention posting in our Message dump to introduce yourself? If I didn't, do so.

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[Malaclypse 666]

Greetings!

Applications to:

Temporary Autonomous Zoners

(Church of Eris Esoteric)

((ParaAnametamystikhood of Eris Esoteric))

(((Moorish Orthodox/Amour Fou Persuasion)))

Are hereby closed until May 23rd.

(Before which time there will be a thorough Pineal Examination and Performance Review of Current Popes)

((Hang in there. If She wants you, you know it.))

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[Arashi]

[color=#33FF33]>>> Incoming Transmission <<<
>CommID: Alexandria Storm
>Encryption: Will chaos suffice?
>Location: Gran Carnia, Omega-49
>Destination: Powers that be.
>Subject: Application. I think...

Application Questionnaire
(Please fill out completely in quintuplicate. No looking at other peoples' answers!)

1) What is the "Eristic Principle"?

2) What is the "Aneristic Principle"?

3) What is the genealogy of the Discordian use of "Flaxscrip" as a form of legal tender?

4) What is a "Trick Top Hat"? Present a treatise on which two branches of Science and/or Metaphysics it represents.

5) List five Discordian non-Prophets. (Not including myself, of course.)

Think carefully now,
Mal

Ok, I would have to say a few things about this, 2) thinking in contradictory to chaos. To be chaotic you react more than thinking, unless you can think faster than you can react. Therefore my reaction is to skip the questions, and then explain why I did so, which I already did with this statement. 3) Legal tender? Umm... medium rare, with A1 please. *cough* Ok on a serious note, no idea. 5) If you missed what I'm doing now, umm... well I think I'm done...

I know I didn't answer any of the questions, nor did I ignore them, I just chose a more chaotic approach and answered what I understood... There is an Enigma in everything as long as you see what you know, but don't know what you see.

P.S. I know what religion this is, it's something that I can follow, but don't see why I should debate as chaos is a founding principle that guides everything I do. Other than that, I've never actually studied Discordianism which is why I choose not to answer the questions, since I'd have to look up the info, in which case I'd just be one of the masses following along in the ordered footsteps of the world, lost to all the beautiful things the unordered world has to offer.

P.P.S. In other words, I was too lazy to re-study/read about Discordianism to refresh my memory, besides that would be cheating, and I don't cheat... unless I'm losing, then I use all the cheats... er I mean get even...

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Enjoying a game isn't always taking the easy route, sometimes you have to take chances and trust in luck, sometimes that luck takes a big bite out of your backside.

[HuggieSunrise]

>>> Incoming Transmission <<<
>CommID: Ishtar Zsun
>Encryption: Wat?
>Location: Some where out there *hums*
>Destination: Chocolate
>Subject: Getting Nakid


1) What is the "Eristic Principle"?
Chaos is all that is. the all is the one the one is the all. what you put in is what you put back. everything in the universe changes except for the first three ... wait you were asking for my opinion I hope.

2) What is the "Aneristic Principle"? Order and disorder are an illusion. the oder is real.

3) What is the geneolagy of the Discordian use of "Flaxscrip" as a form of legal tender?

Private tender. As in money as in its all hilariously worthless except as a medium of exchange... based on faith.. which is also worthless. To which I believe makes it even more hilarious. It isnt the money but the interest involved in the bases of said tender, then you get into negative interest tender and thats even more absurd.. or is it.. entirely natural?

I dont know where I was going with that but yeah things of worth arent worth things and quit frankly money looks ugly to me.

4) What is a "Trick Top Hat"? Present a treatise on which two branches of Science and/or Metaphysics it represents.
No


5) List five Discordian non-Prophets. (Not including myself, of course.)

Theres.. only.. five..cause there can only be five and you dont want five YOU ARE HURTING MY ID.

That guy,this guy, that guy over there, the other guy over there and not you.

Think carefully now,
Mal

I refuse.



I found this book in a pile of old magazines. I read it an laughed it changed my life. So i went from my life of selling beauty products to making no difference what so ever in the lives of the dead.

Love,

I.Z.

[peter123]

-incoming transmission-
-comm id: Eridanus


hello ! My name is Matt Jumalon and I heard you have some cabbage over there.
1) What is the "Eristic Principle"?
Oh Well thats principle which is Eristic.
2) What is the "Aneristic Principle"?
eristic principle which want be at higher position in alphabetical order list and add An to its name. (cheap trick in my opinion)
3) What is the geneolagy of the Discordian use of "Flaxscrip" as a form of legal tender?
oh genealogy right? Here you are:


4) What is a "Trick Top Hat"? Present a treatise on which two branches of Science and/or Metaphysics it represents.
Science:
You have to manipulate many circumstances like vertical gravitation , horizontal minus duration , *more scientific babbling* and of course flax when want to make trick top hat. Although science in hat tricks section is developing . Only one is known in that matter:
FIVE TONS OF FLAX
metaphysics:
See the emphasized sentence.
5) List five Discordian non-Prophets. (Not including myself, of course.)
Insert five random popes there

I hope i gave sufficient answers.

-transmission terminated-

[Doc Holliday]

Comm ID: [TAZ]Doc Holliday
To: Eridanus, Ishtar Zsun

I have reviewed your applications to join us here in TAZ. I don't see any reason why you can't join our ranks.




I will need the following from each of you:

-Ship(s) name(s)
-Ship(s) make. (Eagle, Conference, BWT, whatever you fly)
-Pilot's name per ship
-Your S.K.Y.P.E ID (You may PM that to me)

Once I get this information, I will roster you and post a welcome.

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[Johnk]

****Incoming Transmission****
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Greetings,

My name is Jake Ryan.

I would like to join the TAZ

Questionare:


1) What is the "Eristic Principle"?
Princaple who is eristic
2) What is the "Aneristic Principle"?
Eristic when he wants higher rank(alphabetical order)
3) What is the geneolagy of the Discordian use of "Flaxscrip" as a form of legal tender?
Geneology? The answer to your question (as I perceive it): It would be a replacement for government currencies. I must add though, that Flaxscript would be useless unless it was legally interchangeable with the currencies it professes to replace. Unless of course, we consider barter to be a silly notion.But this is a naive Aneristic view of things and Flaxscript may well be the question to our answers!

4) What is a "Trick Top Hat"? Present a treatise on which two branches of Science and/or Metaphysics it represents.
Metaphysics: The skill when you play Galactic football.

5) List five Discordian non-Prophets.
Me,Myself,I,Iself and meself.

hope i gave good answers that will satisfy you.

Looking foraward to your reply:D.

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****Transmission Terminated****

[Doc Holliday]

Comm ID: [TAZ]Doc Holliday
To: Jake Ryan

I have finished reviewing your appliacation and it is:



I will need the following:

-Ship(s) Name(s)
-Pilot name per ship
-Ship(s) Makes(s)
-SKYPE ID (You may PM me that if you wish.

In the meantime, visit the message dump and introduce yourself.

HAIL ERIS!!

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[Doc Holliday]

To all it may concern,

TAZ is looking for new popes to spread Discordianism! Freedom is fun, folks!
Sign up today!

-Doc

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