Well, aren’t these pictures just delightful?
All that lovely Corsair misery is simply bringing me so much joy! I’ve sent your payment on its merry way—now, be sure to keep the art coming, darling.
Only one corsair head this time? Come on now, precious—quit blowing all that bounty money on whatever shady vices you indulge in, and get back out there to smack around a few more Corsairs, would you?
I’ve sent you your oh-so-generous little payment, darling.
Another day, another Corsair battlecruiser turned into floating debris. This time it was the DTR-CNS>Guerrero - 500 meters of ugly metal and uglier crew. They were harassing unaligned Zoner in Omicron Kappa, so naturally I had to... intervene. Its crew now choking on vacuum.
[29.03.2025 14:54:28] DTR-CNS>Guerrero: G: Make it quick
[29.03.2025 14:54:30] HS>Challenger: Matteo: *inhales* ... Interesting. Zoner do you require assitance?
[29.03.2025 14:54:38] Jobs: Really, I am struggling here. How about if I give you a portiion of my cargo ?
[29.03.2025 14:54:53] HS>Challenger: Matteo: You don`t have. Corsair will be destroyed.
[29.03.2025 14:54:58] HS>Challenger: Matteo: Objectivo detectada! Preparada to batallia!
[29.03.2025 14:55:10] HS>Challenger: Permission to eliminazione granted. Fouco in buca!
[29.03.2025 14:55:12] DTR-CNS>Guerrero: G: You are lucky im in a rush. We have Nomads on you scanner
[29.03.2025 14:55:23] Jobs: I am bailing !
[29.03.2025 14:55:28] HS>Challenger: Matteo: Dance, mongrel!
[29.03.2025 14:55:34] DTR-CNS>Guerrero: G: Engaging!
[29.03.2025 15:00:04] DTR-CNS>Guerrero: G: Nooooo...
[29.03.2025 15:00:08] DTR-CNS>Guerrero's crew met their end thanks to HS>Challenger(100%)
Ah, I do so love Kappa, dear—like my air: blissfully free of that Corsair stench.
Here’s your payment, sweetheart, and thank you ever so much for keeping Kappa that wonderfully fresh.
As I’ve heard from our pilot, I’ll graciously let it slide this time, cupcakes.
But seriously, sweeties, do yourselves a favor and invest all that hard-earned cash in a better camera!
Hello. I have one roast Corsair for you today - medium rare, no seasoning because that shit's expensive. This one didn't get to see Omicron Delta's Star. Caught him in Kappa. Oh, and mild warning. Shortly after I took the bugger down, two Corsair Battlecruisers moored with Freeport 11. We had a nice, long staredown before that happened.