What do you look like?

[mwerte]

so THAT's what Malexa's personality does to people, turns em into this:

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[Waratah]

If people come to my house, I just shoot them. Got a whole 5 acres to bury the corpse on.

Or you can get pigs. Pull out the teeth and fingernails, and twelve pigs can dispose of a body in 24 hours.

You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

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[mwerte]

that's just creepy. WHY do you know that?

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[jammi]

It's a quote from Guy Richy's film Snatch. It's an epic. If you haven't seen it, go watch it.

EDIT: Watch his other film Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels as well - also an epic.



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[Malexa]

so THAT's what Malexa's personality does to people, turns em into this:

That happened due to my missing iron fist drill!

Now the pilot has short hair and makes 200 pushups in the mud, while killing two Libertonians with his toothbrush!

The average Rheinland Military soldier spents 3/4 of his time in the cockpit defending rheinland and 1/4 brushing my shipdecks!
They are used to the Wrath and the toothbrush.

.....uhm I need new pics.
Lemme look when the next party is :P

And you lot, poooost pics!

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[<span style="color:#FFCC00">The Mandalore's Office</span>]

[Qunitinius~Verginix]

Are you the guy from the front page...

What do you mean the front page?

Of this thread?

EDIT: Yea, the pic with me holding Air-soft gun and wearing that shop coat. That's me, and a really damn old one of me too.

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[Camtheman Of Freelancer4Ever]

0.o nice hair.

Dammit, I need to maek mine longar NAO

[Turkish]

You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

Very true. Very.

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I have a fetish for all things Norse.

[Shagohad]

mhm... very sexy. *cough cough*

*Blinks* Danke. But I'm taken...

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"THE HULL HAS BEEN BREACHED AND THE SCIENCE IS LEAKING OUT!"

[Marcus Lindberg]

I SHAVED.


OH, THE HORROR...