Discovery Freelancer RP Fail Awards

[X-Lancer]

back in 4.84 accidently sold my cap 8 and Battleship license (was trying to sell B/B for some reason..and i click too fast wasnt looking what i selected).....i was..well..dont even want to mention it..

[Skysurfer]

I said "Guten Nacht" in California.

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ok

[Bauer]

Back in 4.84 I was fighting a LPI Guardian and an LSF Raven Claw on my Rogue Falcata. I managed to get the LSF's sheilds down, and the LPI went to MR me. Just as the LPI shot the MR at me, the LSF swooped up, no sheilds, and took the MR for me... he died instantly. We had to stop fighting cos I was laughing so hard.

When I first joined Disco, I tried to make an Order Osiris leave New York.


In a Liberator.


By myself.


Yeah...


I've also tried to stop smugglers and GBs in that Liberator... didn't work out so well...

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[10:10:28 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Bauer is legendary to the LPI, I joined because I wanted to be that epic.

[hribek]

Once I was in close pursuit after a trader, but then suddenly I appeared on ... Manhattan!

Yeah, the admins beamed the wrong person. I got refunded 2 million and beamed to a pirate base of my choice.

[Robert.Fitzgerald]

In 4.84, I killed a Liberty cruiser patrol with my Rogue gunboat. When the cruiser forward gun component came off, I tried to ram it out of the way...

...Instead, my rogue gunboat got stuck in it, like a finger with a donut around it. I flew around in cruise for ages, with this forward gun around my gunboat =)

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[fpsdoug]

In 4.84, I killed a Liberty cruiser patrol with my Rogue gunboat. When the cruiser forward gun component came off, I tried to ram it out of the way...

...Instead, my rogue gunboat got stuck in it, like a finger with a donut around it. I flew around in cruise for ages, with this forward gun around my gunboat =)

That is not fail...That is epic win! :crazy:

[tazuras]

That's what I was about to say, very win Fitz!

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[Rpgdudester]

Once I was in close pursuit after a trader, but then suddenly I appeared on ... Manhattan!

Yeah, the admins beamed the wrong person. I got refunded 2 million and beamed to a pirate base of my choice.

I wish the admins would do that to me sometime! a free 2 mil!

[Horon]

I think Robert has it so far.

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While being quite funny, your sig was the biggest one i've ever seen so far. No more than 700x250 please. ~utrack
http://pastebin.com/SYQXBufs

[David Petraeus]

I used the wrong /# bind...

And ended up saying to a SCRA That she was in violation of the Liberty Trade Embargo:P

And for the most naughtiest RP fail that was done to me...

On my =LSF= a merc tried to arrest me for having Pirate pilots in my hold...

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If Pershings can be pro Marine, so can I.