Manhattan bar

[onca]

Sophie, I'm annoyed! There's some real weird sh*t happening with the space-time continuum lately.... one minute your happily carting a load of diamonds, next minute your stuck in limbo-land while the universe takes a timeout think about what it's done. Gimme a double Effing Server and hold the olive!

Pete.

[romer]

"Easy on the Effing Servers onca! You may wake up with a terrible case of deja vu..."
*breaks into song* Let's do the time warp again!

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[onca]

~Pete suddenly forgets all his troubles and gets the urge to do the Pelvic Thrust~

[romer]

"Oh no! Stop it! Before you go insa-ya-ya-ya-ya-yane!"

"You know what they say...'time is fleeting'"

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[Fellow Hoodlum]

"Well damn, this one is proving to be our most popular yet, even better than that old standby, the 'Bloody
Corsair', and boy we sunk a few of those in our time ...
Must print up the recipe sometime, as it seems to have gone sector wide, and I ain't got a clue what went into
it yet ...
Sophie, just what was on the top shelf ?" ...

"Sophie, just what was on that top shelf ? ...
Sorry did I just repeat myself, or was that deja-vu again"
'Timewarp' anyone ?" ...

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Some say he is a proud member of: "The most paranoid group of people in the Community."

[Nightfall]

Pat enters staggering into the bar.

'Wha's this? Timewarps everywhere! Are the Rheinlanders up to something again? We all know how close it was the last time. Nearly all mankind (man, kind, this sounds like 'Military Intelligence'...) err... yeah, nearly all mankind got turned into hosts for the jellys!
Effin' Server, serve me one!'

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If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God? - from 'Nightfall' by I. Asimov
The Outcasts consider Siniestre Nube a sacred place for several reasons. Early explorers discovered a jumphole within the depths of the cloud that leads to a strange world of ringed stars and strange craft. All ships in the burrial ground are placed facing that hole to honor the Alien Spirits. - An Outcast rumor

[Fellow Hoodlum]

"Ok ya'll, detuned the 'Effervescing (Effing) Server' just a touch, since recorded hallucinations a la 'Videodrome'
stylie have been on the increase ...
Ingredients of course still include the tequila, though the peach scnapps had to go."
Hood moved to the specials board, picked up the chalk and inscribed this ...

Dip the rim of the glass in lime juice, then salt.
Double shot of white tequila.
Shot and a half of dry vermouth or triple sec.
Fill the glass up with either champagne, or a damn good dry white sparkling, preferably chardonnay.
All ingredients, and the glass, to be as chilled as humanly possible ...

"Boy this one clears head and stomach problems in one foul swoop ... Enjoy ya'll."

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Some say he is a proud member of: "The most paranoid group of people in the Community."

[Chucc]

I will try that tonite at the local hole. Wonder what kind of looks it will get me from the tender? Will let you know how it works out. Cheers mate!


Edit: Ok, but what if they don't have a sparkling Chardonnay? or Chanpagne. Its a bar, not a high end club. They have wine, dunno if its sparkling or dull. lol. Any subs?

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Looking into returning, maybe.

[onca]

"Dry vermouth _or_ triple-sec? Quite a difference there buddy. Can I suggest a compromise.... half a shot of each, hell make a full shot we want our money's worth."

~Pete falls to the floor and blames it on having no head for champagne~

[Fellow Hoodlum]

"Well guys, got to the mixer stage and couldn't make me mind up on the martini or the sec ... So pays ya
money, takes ya chance ... Renno if you're man enough try em both.
On the lack of fizzies in yer watering hole there old boy ... One could stoop to a non alcoholic rush with the
use of *cough* Sprite instead of the poo, and resort to the bar mat slam to give it a seltzer buzz ... Then
down in one ... *shiver*
This has been done on many occasions with just the Cuervo and Sprite ... Or on those better days a chilled
bottle of Bolly ... Hallucinations garanteed. Medical cover revoked.
Set em up Soph" ...

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Some say he is a proud member of: "The most paranoid group of people in the Community."