Writing to claim a kill in Liberty -- a Lane Hacker Sabre. There was a huge scrap over West Point between the Hackers and Hellfire Legion and the Navy, LSF, and BHG. I managed to bag one:
A busy day in Liberty. I saw several Rogues in California, and decided to check it out. On the lane were four -- count 'em, FOUR -- Rogues pirating. As soon as they saw me, they scattered and hit cruise. Luckily I managed to snatch one and take him out. I also caught an Outcast bomber and chased him for a bit before pumping him full of so many mines he didn't even bother trying to land on that hidey-hole they got.
Then in Colorado I intercepted all-told three Xenos. One got away with barely any hull due to an ion storm, but the other two bit the dust hard.
This is getting ridiculous. On my way to park my ship on Manhattan, I was intercepted by a Barghest and Hacker bomber. I dispatched them both without taking a scratch to my hull, and hardly losing my shields.
---Incoming Transmission---
--CommID: Karl Skorzeney--
-Location: West Point-
Last night I had destroyed two Outcast pirates in the California system. Their talk was even more convincing than their fight seeing as which I suffered little to no damage to my gunship. One of these targets designated as Project-X. I have seen this name multiple times, so I take great pride in destroying his vessel.
Dan Blake here again with another nifty and incredibly sexy takedown report.
*Sips mojito and drops some cigar ashes on Official Bounty Report printout.*
Damn, I told them to laminate these... Regardless, here goes.
So, while flying around in New York, I found a red blip on my radar. Immediately leaving the lane, I located an Outcast-tagged vessel cruising quickly away from the lane as fast as possible. Giving my throttle a good shove, I got ready to pursue my target. Nevertheless, Onyx Wolffe managed keep around 5.0k away from my ship. I knew that the chances of catching up to the vermin were slim, so I began to talk to him.
Apparently, the pirate was pretty slick. He had already gotten a good scan of my ship, informing me that my loadout - provided to me by the robotic gentle-folk of Gammu was not even suitable to take him out. I called him on his bluff, and he reduced his distance from me to 3.0k. At that point, I realized that I would be facing a Falcata bomber with an inferno and supernova.
After taunting him a little more, he agreed to fight, confident that he would be able to down my gunship easily. To the pirate's credit, he was a pretty good pilot, it took me awhile to snipe his shields out, but eventually, I took it down, several times.
The pirate, in his arrogance, jeered to a nearby Jupiter Guild mercenary observing the fight that I was flying the GS as if it were a fighter. Then, I razored half his hull off.
After a few more passes, and taking his shield down once again, I scored a solid hit on his hull, and the tachyon encased antimatter just melted through the tough metal and composite superstructure of his bomber. Despite its heavy armor, it couldn't withstand that kind of brute damage.
The pirate began to scream at the JG to pick him up later, but frankly, I think the JG fell asleep.
Send the credits and what you owe me from before to BHG|Cocktail.Hour
Signed,
- Dan
...Transmission End
Quote:[7:42:05 PM][6:51:36 PM] Igor (Smokey): btw terry
[6:51:48 PM] Terrance Cooper: Ye?
[6:52:00 PM] Igor (Smokey): nothin
[6:52:03 PM] Igor (Smokey): just sayin btw
[6:52:05 PM] Terrance Cooper: <_<
Quote:Johnny_Haas: you shot anti criuse speed rockets!!!
Johnny_Haas: but why????
Johnny_Haas: ??
Johnny_Haas: why you shoot criuse speed rockets?
The following vessels have been identified as pirates and criminals, but do to circumstances, I do not have ID shots of the vessel.
Hopefully some of these are familiar and at least some reward is available.
Hey folks! Here's another, sexy, action packed after-action report by your local action hero!
After losing a mercenary headed to Buffalo with a cargohold full of Bounty Hunter pilots, I headed back to the Pennsylvania jumpgate in hopes of taking the lane back towards Manhattan. I had heard about these awesome shiatsu massages that this one spa on the planet there offered from a lady friend of mine, and hell, I was really ready to try one of those out. They do the little heated rock thing down your back... You know, like, the line them down your spine... but, yeah. I digress.
The action packed after-action report:
So, I headed to the Jumpgate, and I encountered an Outcast falcata. After informing him that I would be vaporizing his ship, I began to open fire. I hesitated for a minute, when I swore I thought the guy was not firing back, but instead, just flying around and attempting to dodge.
Then, I realized that he possessed the deadly Banzai Loadout - Dual Nova Torpedo Launchers.
He tried to Banzai my shields off, and it was then that I learned of the full power and deadliness of the Banzai loadout.
Deadly for him, that is.
Anyways...send payment to BHG|Cocktail.Hour
Signed,
-Dan
PS
- Don't skimp on the payments, folks. Those shiatsu massages cost 100,000 credits each, and membership at the spa to begin with is around a million a month. I need those massages, so keep the credits movin'.
Quote:[7:42:05 PM][6:51:36 PM] Igor (Smokey): btw terry
[6:51:48 PM] Terrance Cooper: Ye?
[6:52:00 PM] Igor (Smokey): nothin
[6:52:03 PM] Igor (Smokey): just sayin btw
[6:52:05 PM] Terrance Cooper: <_<
Quote:Johnny_Haas: you shot anti criuse speed rockets!!!
Johnny_Haas: but why????
Johnny_Haas: ??
Johnny_Haas: why you shoot criuse speed rockets?
I got bored of things out in the Omegas, so I decided to check things out back home...nothing changed. I ran into this Outcast by Manhattan. He was gloating about being scary or something and then had the nerve to call me a bigmouth. That didn't go over to well and we decided to have us a duel. He wasn't that scary after all.
Got another one today as well. I found this guy in Pennsylvania complaining about his "business" being bad because traders wouldn't pay up. I let him know that his day just got a lot worse and then went to work. He almost got lucky dropping a steady stream of mines, but in the end he got himself with one of his own.