Thoughts That Win

[Jihadjoe]

"There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum." - Arthur C. Clarke

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[Thor22]

"MEXAN HAT IS DRUBK" - Jihad Joe

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[Jihadjoe]

"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." - Winston Churchill

(Thank you Sean.)

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[n00bl3t]

"A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money." - William Claude Dukenfield.

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Anything I say is not intended as offensive, and to try and deliberately misinterpret it as such would be an attempt at trolling via misrepresentation.

It's not a conspiracy, it's localised bias. They're not intelligent enough to form a conspiracy.

[n00bl3t]

"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will." - Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi.

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Anything I say is not intended as offensive, and to try and deliberately misinterpret it as such would be an attempt at trolling via misrepresentation.

It's not a conspiracy, it's localised bias. They're not intelligent enough to form a conspiracy.

[joshua_cox]

Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power- Abraham Lincoln

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[n00bl3t]

"Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it." - Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi.

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Anything I say is not intended as offensive, and to try and deliberately misinterpret it as such would be an attempt at trolling via misrepresentation.

It's not a conspiracy, it's localised bias. They're not intelligent enough to form a conspiracy.

[n00bl3t]

"Hypocrisy in anything whatever, may deceive the cleverest and most penetrating man, but the least wide-awake of children recognizes it, and is revolted by it, however ingeniously it may be disguised." - Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy.

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Anything I say is not intended as offensive, and to try and deliberately misinterpret it as such would be an attempt at trolling via misrepresentation.

It's not a conspiracy, it's localised bias. They're not intelligent enough to form a conspiracy.

[shadowjman]

You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time. - Robin Williams

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. -Robin Williams

You'll notice that Bush never speaks when Cheney is drinking water, check that **** out. -Robin Williams

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus. - Robin Williams

If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut. -Albert Einstein

Just thought id throw a few out there:P

[n00bl3t]

"You believe the world's twelve thousand years old? Okay I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready? Dinosaurs. You know the world's twelve thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, they existed in that time, you'd think it would have been mentioned in the f***ing Bible at some point. 'And lo Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus, with a splinter in his paw. And O the disciples did run a shriekin: What a big f***ing lizard, Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus' paw and the big lizard became his friend." - Bill Hicks.

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Anything I say is not intended as offensive, and to try and deliberately misinterpret it as such would be an attempt at trolling via misrepresentation.

It's not a conspiracy, it's localised bias. They're not intelligent enough to form a conspiracy.