It`s been too quiet lately in ze canteen. all ze strudels are going to waste.
command wishes to see which officers are still shooting poo kopfen out zer.
Dominik Schultheiss Berichterstattung in. Leider habe ich nicht im Cockpit gewesen. Ich hatte eine junge Familie Notfall. Ich will Patrouillen sofort beginnen.
Karl Hohenzollern here, i have been on a long leave and i will unfortunatley not be able to get back into active duty for the next 2 Months due to personal reasons.
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Comm ID: <strike>Inspekteur Der Polizei</strike> Parteimitglied Frederick Belz
RE: Mein self laughs
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So, zhis ist how zhe Rheinland Vederal Polizei ist now? Mein self laughs. But vhere ist Viktor Heinz, mein once dearest freund zhat betrayed mein self? He ist hiding in his luxurious country houses vunded vith zhe money he stole from zhe Polizei! How can you be so blind, I vish you could see zhe truth before it ist too late!
Join mein self, join zhe revolution, and soon zhe tyrant Viktor Heinz shall vall!
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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.
' Wrote:Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.