Jokes R Us (tm) - reopened with affordable prices higher than ever!

[Adam Peacecraft]

Yes, customer is always right. But those who think they're always too right - we shoot them in the head.

HA! Keep the jokes coming, clown. I can't get enough of them.

Would it be possible to get an image of a Liberty Guardian fighter on fire/exploding in a sig for my =LSF= character? I'm good at two things: Role-playing, and dying. I feel I should take this a step further and make my familiarity with the inside of an escape pod part of my sig. And I need a proper sig anyway.

I think I'll be trading for that 75 mil. Might be a little while, but I'll get back to you for sure.

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*puts on fedora and trenchcoat* Now I know what sort of community you really are. *walks off into the rain*

[The Joker]

HA! Keep the jokes coming, clown. I can't get enough of them.

Would it be possible to get an image of a Liberty Guardian fighter on fire/exploding in a sig for my =LSF= character? I'm good at two things: Role-playing, and dying. I feel I should take this a step further and make my familiarity with the inside of an escape pod part of my sig. And I need a proper sig anyway.

I think I'll be trading for that 75 mil. Might be a little while, but I'll get back to you for sure.

You're gonna have to wait several days for it or more. Other customers. PM me all the details, materials and possible suggestions.

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[Magoo!]

Beauty, sir. I feel obligated to use it.:PMany thanks to Cross for paying for them all. It's midnight though, so I'll fenagle my sig in the morning.

Love,
Paddy

[Corsair]

I'm going to ask Durandal about getting a new one for the NTF. Socks off to you, Joker, you've got awesome talent.

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[Tommeh]

Hmmm, your sigs are...amazing...although few weeks ago or month, when I saw your first sigs I didn't think they were worth of 75-100 mils. They did look good, but not that good.
But guess I was wrong :P

Those OSI ones are very attractive, nice.

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[valen]

The Joker really does make excellent graphics work. Clean, high quality style is what differs his work from others. Being able to implement multiple styles is what is also great about him. None of his signatures are the same, and that is what I respect the most. So 100 mill for a signature of that quality is worth it.

And it is funny how many people say it is too expensive, yet The Joker is always busy with signature making. Nuff said.

Keep up the good work!

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[kuth]

I have to say I am more than satisfied with your work. It seems other OSI folk are also. I'll be getting in touch with you for my personal ZDF one in a few weeks.

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Lurker

[The Joker]

Although we are not in business more than three months, our company always tried to bring you unique products without ever having you to witness repetition or re-use of designs seen in our former or someone else's designs. This does not include designs and ideas used in graphic solutions which were not sold.

Considering that we recently encountered first sign of our idea being stolen, I have no other choice but to bring you this announcement, to you - our respected customers. From now on in, we will not participate in any kind of competitions. If you require our services, you contact us, just like some people already did it. Simple.

This will save your time and our time as well but it will also prevent similar acts from happening again. People to whom we talked with regarding their public requests for graphic solutions prior to this day, and there are three of them, will get what was promised.

Thank you for understanding and thank you for choosing Jokes R Us tm

The day you see me stealing ideas, even my own, will be the day when I'll rename myself to Batman.

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[valen]

The day you see me stealing ideas, even my own, will be the day when I'll rename myself to Batman.

:lol:

You sir, haz win.

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[The Joker]

People who are waiting for their sigs 'n' stuff - please have some patience. Even more patience. The lighting struck our company's headquarters and killed all of our graphic designers except one - me. Now I'm working overtime and my wife and kids don't get to see me. Ever. My wife is mad. The Joker is mad. Lighting killed his coffee machine.

Thank you for choosing Jokes R Us tm
Delayed, far behind schedule but we're more cool than ever by loosing customers with style. Choose Jokes. Choose Us.

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