I can haz skype

[The Assassin]

[23:10:33] Jess: Waitwut, you're dating Kiori?
[23:10:49] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Wat?
[23:10:56 | Modifi? (23:10:57)] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): No!
[23:11:03] Jess: Uh-uh.
[23:11:04] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): I was kind of Kiori's... guide.
[23:11:14] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): You know why.
[23:11:16] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Troy Martin (Kazinsal) shrugs
[23:11:25] Jess: The person above me knows nothing of the current status of my social life.

<3 you Kiori!
[23:11:28] Jess: uh-uh.
[23:11:41] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): I am NOT dating Kiori!
[23:11:44] Jess: Gheyluff.
[23:11:51] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): NO

[CCI45-px/Probe149]

[03:52:41] Adam (Kuraine): and excuse me while i go and remove this huge spider from crawling across my keyboard. i don't mind the damn things, but i did not grant it leave to walk on my damn keyboard
[03:52:44] Sara O'Connel: - . -
[03:54:22] Adam (Kuraine): never really understood why people are bothered by arachnids
[03:54:32] Sara O'Connel: Sara O'Connel shrugs
[03:54:33] Adam (Kuraine): i just shoved him outside
[03:54:34] Sara O'Connel: I'm not.
[03:55:52] Chase: Can't stand em. Too creepy.

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In a brilliant tactical movement, i charged backwards.

[Marcus Lindberg]

[22:08:24] Shabinaf/Lindburger: I'm getting another =LSF=.
[22:08:34] Shabinaf/Lindburger: I will have one for generic patrolling and such,
[22:08:44] Shabinaf/Lindburger: and another for RP reasons due to Wave dieing.
[22:08:55] Zigeris-Masanori-Hansen: Cool
[22:08:58] Shabinaf/Lindburger: it will be =LSF=Jeremy.Connor DUN DUN FU***** DUUUUUUUUUUUN.
[22:09:04] Shabinaf/Lindburger: (wave's finacee)
[22:09:06] Zigeris-Masanori-Hansen: lol
[22:10:02] Zigeris-Masanori-Hansen: his bro John Connor is running about killing transport ships full of robot componets
[22:10:20] Shabinaf/Lindburger: wha?
[22:11:19] Zigeris-Masanori-Hansen: His ma is in a cooocooo house after having sex with a dude from the future and getting wftpwn'd by a machine..
[22:12:14] Zigeris-Masanori-Hansen: Zigeris-Masanori-Hansen keys off the theme song to "The Termanitor"
[22:12:15] Shabinaf/Lindburger: teH Sherminator.
[22:12:19] Zigeris-Masanori-Hansen: xD
[22:13:04] Zigeris-Masanori-Hansen: lawlzy
[22:14:04] Zigeris-Masanori-Hansen: "Teh Lindinator"
[22:14:27] Shabinaf/Lindburger: XD

[Jansen]

[18:31:42] Inquisitor Gaunt (Winters): WE HASVE
[18:31:46] Inquisitor Gaunt (Winters): TEH KITTEH IN CHAT
[18:33:14] Jansen: OMG... all leave the sinkin ship!
[18:33:20] Jansen: Women first!!!
[18:33:42] Inquisitor Gaunt (Winters): That's all of the GC, you twit:P
[18:34:03] Jansen: Mh... meh looks like you are right... but see the good side, we can stay here then:P
[18:34:11] Inquisitor Gaunt (Winters): Huzzah!
[18:34:14] Inquisitor Gaunt (Winters): Inquisitor Gaunt (Winters) prepares a party.

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[Kaze Dagon]

[17:20:41] dutch: i iz fat and goes to fitness
[17:20:51] dutch: to much chocolate eggs
[17:25:04] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: Go mine. WOARK.
[17:25:09] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: "Crazy"Kaze Dagon snaps the whip.
[17:32:30] dutch: nooooz fitness, can't see my wee***:(
[17:32:56] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: OK TOO MUCH INFORMATION!
[17:33:10] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: and btw dutch
[17:33:13] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: ICHS

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Kaze Dagon Files[/url]|Unto Hell|[url=http://discoverygc.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=88171]Absence of Light

[atlantis2112]

[11:03:46 PM] Jacob (Shagohad): Add a monocle and a tophat and all will become civilized.
[11:03:56 PM] Josh (Petrucci/LaBrie)::)
[11:04:05 PM] Jacob (Shagohad): Josh normally: We are the Vagrant Raiders!
[11:04:25 PM] Jacob (Shagohad): Add tophat and monocle: A band of Manifest-destiny unscrupulous characters are we.

[Corsair]

Corsair(Alexander) wants to kill both Hispanic Houses with a ten mile pole
[9:12:04 PM] Corsair(Alexander): Just, like..
[9:12:06 PM] Corsair(Alexander): With a spear.
[9:12:08 PM] Corsair(Alexander): In the face.
[9:12:12 PM] David: errr...
[9:12:13 PM] David: ok
[9:12:14 PM] Elvy: with fire.
[9:12:22 PM] Corsair(Alexander): With a flaming spear.
[9:12:34 PM] Elvy: with burning spear.
[9:12:41 PM] Corsair(Alexander): A flaming, burning spear that's on fire.
[9:13:00 PM] Elvy: Spear is called Sarissa.
[9:13:05 PM] Corsair(Alexander): Nein.
[9:13:08 PM] Corsair(Alexander): Spear is called..
[9:13:14 PM] Corsair(Alexander): Jinkusu.
[9:13:19 PM] Elvy: Osiris.
[9:13:22 PM] Corsair(Alexander): The Zoners are fed up with the Outcast/Corsair crap.
[9:13:24 PM] Elvy: It looks more like spear.
[9:13:26 PM] Corsair(Alexander): They move the fleet.
[9:13:29 PM] Corsair(Alexander): No more Cardamine.
[9:13:33 PM] Corsair(Alexander): Billions dead.
[9:13:42 PM] Corsair(Alexander): Zoners get slaughtered.
[9:13:43 PM] Elvy: No more cardamine?:(
[9:13:46 PM] Elvy: ***OURs***
[9:13:46 PM] Corsair(Alexander): Yus.
[9:14:01 PM] Corsair(Alexander): And then.
[9:14:03 PM] Corsair(Alexander): Nomads.
[9:14:04 PM] Corsair(Alexander): Us.
[9:14:06 PM] Corsair(Alexander): Aoi
[9:14:10 PM] Corsair(Alexander): Everywhere.
[9:14:11 PM] Corsair(Alexander): We win.

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[atlantis2112]

[8:15:43 AM] Josh (Petrucci/LaBrie): hey joe, what do you think of Rush?
[8:15:57 AM] Joe (Jihad): Cool band
[8:16:05 AM] Joe (Jihad): great musicians, complex stuff in places
[8:16:06 AM] Joe (Jihad): BUT
[8:16:18 AM] Joe (Jihad): they have this layer of cheese over most of their songs
[8:16:30 AM] Patrician: Thats maple syrup residue.
[8:16:35 AM] Joe (Jihad): Oh s***
[8:16:37 AM] Joe (Jihad): yeh
[8:16:38 AM] Josh (Petrucci/LaBrie): (rofl)
[8:16:41 AM] Joe (Jihad): canadians.

[Marcus Lindberg]

Indian joke...you might not get it..

[22:23:03] Prarabdh (Rodent): We bring pain to nomnoms.
[22:23:04] Prarabdh (Rodent)::D
[22:24:58] Prarabdh (Rodent): Remember? Noms blasting Sol and all.
[22:25:12] Shabinaf/Lindburger: yeah
[22:25:22] Prarabdh (Rodent): Boom-boom.
[22:25:29] Prarabdh (Rodent): 3 Idiots survive Sol, create chaos in Sirius
[22:25:30] Prarabdh (Rodent)::P
[22:25:35] Shabinaf/Lindburger: xD

EDIT: Moar Indian.

[22:29:02] Prarabdh (Rodent): YOU WILL BE FRIED AND EATEN FOR INDIAN DINNER MATE.
[22:29:02] Prarabdh (Rodent)::P
[22:29:12] Shabinaf/Lindburger: Name the dish.
[22:29:21] Prarabdh (Rodent): Chaat I guess.
[22:29:26] Shabinaf/Lindburger: XD
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3293/2413790948_aec95d16ec.jpg)

EDIT2: Less Indian.

[22:32:41 | Edited 22:32:51] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): Would you agree now is a bad time to attempt a Barge Relocation?
[22:32:51] Shabinaf/Lindburger: a what?
[22:33:05] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): Need to move the barge from NY to Texas.
[22:33:17] Shabinaf/Lindburger: Good Luck.
[22:33:26] Shabinaf/Lindburger: Its not enough, it won't get you by
[22:33:34] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): Haha
[22:33:53] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): Where's a Texas JH? THat'd prolly be easier.
[22:34:00] Shabinaf/Lindburger: uh
[22:34:00] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): Ohwait
[22:34:02] Shabinaf/Lindburger: badlands?
[22:34:08] Shabinaf/Lindburger: :|
[22:34:13] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel)::D
[22:35:00] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): 'Sir, we are apporaching the Badlands!'
'Good, let's find the--'
'Sir, we are wedged between two rocks.'
[22:35:14] Shabinaf/Lindburger: XD

[darthbeck]

[10:48:17 AM] Igor(Will/Davy): D:
[11:20:21 AM] Will(Beck): yo
[11:20:43 AM] Igor(Will/Davy): Yo
[11:21:04 AM] Will(Beck): yo
[11:22:22 AM] Santiago (Trildor): Yo.
[11:22:28 AM] Will(Beck): yo!
[11:22:31 AM] Lee(Birdy): Yo.
[11:22:37 AM] Santiago (Trildor): Yo.
[11:23:04 AM] Will(Beck): yO.
[11:23:16 AM] Santiago (Trildor): Yo.
[11:23:30 AM] Lee(Birdy): YO
[11:23:36 AM] Santiago (Trildor): YO
[11:23:39 AM] Will(Beck): Yo
[11:24:57 AM] Santiago (Trildor): Yo.
[11:27:48 AM] Josh/Dejavu (GrumpyBear): Yo.
[11:28:17 AM] Will(Beck): YO!!
[11:28:23 AM] Santiago (Trildor): Yo
[11:29:34 AM] Will(Beck): Yo.
[11:29:44 AM] Lee(Birdy): Y
[11:29:44 AM] Lee(Birdy): O
[11:29:47 AM] Lee(Birdy): !
[11:29:51 AM] Santiago (Trildor): Yo.
[11:29:51 AM] Will(Beck): Yo.
[11:33:22 AM] Lee(Birdy): Time to break combo

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