I want destruction of Roger Claymore

[Primitive]

***Incoming transmission***
Comm ID : Mickey
Location : Devil's Caravan

Good day brothers, seems we have a little bugger that is trying to pirate our vessels. He's name is Roger Claymore, and me wants to laugh at the destruction of his ship, aye.Boy is flyin' the Roc bomber and has last been seen 'round omegas. This is opened to all ye independents or congress members that feel like doin' some lil' huntin' for money. I'll tell ye what, 3 million per destruction, and ye can collect it let's say 5 times. It should be enough laugh fer me and me crew while we enjoy our drinkin' around. Let the huntin' begin, make the rabbit run me says. Mickey oot

***transmission closed***

[Tomtomrawr]

[color=#FFCC33]Roger Claymore

Lad, ya really shoulda just paid. Four millions ain't much when ya got tha money to hide behind that much armour.

I've been pirating in Omega-7 for 'bout two months now. A few more enemies ain't gonna bother me in tha slightest. Really, it ain't. 'nd with tha crap display ya put up there, I wouldn't care if ya cloned yaself a hundred times 'nd came after me in identical ships. Ya'd still fail. Badly.

But I'm feelin' forgivin' today, so I'll make ya an offer. Pay me tha four millions 'nd I'll forget I ever met ya. Then we can 'ave a fresh start tha next time we meet. If not, then I'll just destroy ya ship again 'nd again, cos ya're fun ta destroy. Ya even ran when I wasn't botherin' ta care for a few seconds 'nd now ya're tryin' ta get tha Junkers on me? I'm so scared.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.

[Hawk]

****Incoming Transmission****
****Comm ID: Arbiter Jack Crow****
****Location: Yanagi****

Mr. Claymore, you don't seem to know when to quit do you? Do you think I'm going to sit back while you so boldly threaten Junkers in this way? I'll tell you what I'm going to do. Let's make it an even ten. The Junker Congress will add a bonus of seven million credits to every kill claimed on this bounty.

Crow Out

****End Transmission****

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[Primitive]

***Incoming transmission***
Comm ID: Mickey O'Neil
Location : Devil's Caravan

Oi lads, aye all of ye freelancers and mercenaries doing shady business can join in this lil' hunt. I want to see him dancing like a lil' girl. Now we have 10 million per destruction and ye can enjoy in his dance for 5 times...Let the huntin' begin...

Mickey oot, aye

***Transmission closed***

[Tomtomrawr]

[color=#FFCC33]Roger Claymore

Excellent. I like some action. I also like fools wastin' their creds.

P.S. I ain't makin' no threats to tha Junkers. I'm just tryin' ta get ya ta stay outta ma way 'nd then maybe pay some fees now 'nd again when I find a Junker I don't think tha others care 'bout. So if ya don't botha me, 'nd let those stupid ships that can't defend themselves pay up without bitchin' to tha Congress 'bout it, we're alright.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.

[TFinnegan]

*bridge of the Wake*
*Invergordon airspace*

P.S. I ain't makin' no threats to tha Junkers. I'm just tryin' ta get ya ta stay outta ma way 'nd then maybe pay some fees now 'nd again when I find a Junker I don't think tha others care 'bout.

*Finn scowls*
Aye an' there's yer first bloody mistake, mate!
Ya thinkin' there's a Junker somewheres what we Congressmen don't care about? Yer off't yer nutter if ye do.
*crosses arms, arches eyebrow*
Ya'z aint makin no threats, but we'd better pay yer fees?

*smirks crookedly*
So ye think tha' its a fair career choice for ya ta be engagin' us Junkers for anythin' more'n ta say "Good day sir."?
Oi promise ye, Junkers is family. Th' likes o' which yer wee outfit cannae break. So Oi'll say 'is Noice n' slow fer ye ta process.
*leans forward, scowls*
If ye decide ta pirate, harass, or god 'elp ye, kill a Junker... any Junker... Ye'll soon see th' Congress.

'Ats a promise I aim ta keep. An' ta be sure ye've heard it, I'm sendin' me boy Murph ta give ya th' message in person.
*pauses, holds up a finger*
Aye an' this 'ered be a right lovely time fer an 'eartfelt apology an' payment ta the Devil's Caravan fer 'arm done, aye? Ovverwise, ye ought keep an eye oot fer me pilot, aye? He dinnae spare time fer words nor chance 'is life on flyin' alone.
Wake out.
*grins toothily*

*crackle pop*

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[Tomtomrawr]

[color=#FFCC33]Roger Claymore

*Roars of laughter are heard before he begins to speak*

That's a good one lad. 'nd just because tha Junkers are threaten' me now, I'm gonna start piratin' every single Junker I see. 'nd if they don't pay up, they share tha same fate as all o' tha other souls that don't pay.

Although I respect tha fact that ya sent somebody in person. So I took tha message 'e brought, 'nd sent 'im on 'is way back ta Invergordon. 'ell, I even gave 'im some creds for 'is trouble. I think it was twenty creds. Not much, more o' an insult if anythin', but ya'll be needin' every cred ya got when ya gotta keep replacin' ya ships.

Oh, 'nd if ya think I'm gonna be payin' that O'Neil bugga anythin', ya can forget it. I'll just keep destroyin' 'is bucket o' bolts, 'nd if too much firepower is brought ta bear I'll neva let ya destroy ma ship. Besides, I made some special adjustments to ma escape pod, so ya'd never catch nor find it.

*More laughter is heard*

I look forward ta havin' more ships ta blow up.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.

[TFinnegan]

*grins menacingly*
Right then.
Apparently this bounty's nae rich enough, as this sod's still flyin aboot, shootin down Congress vessels and Indie Junkers alike.
Never poke at a billionaire, son. Th' recoils a betch.
*smirks toothily*
Oi'm addin' me own 7 million creds per kill to th' mix.
'S a bout ta get hot there, laddie, an' repairs is bloody 'spensive, even if ye do prevail.
Hope yer pockets is deeper 'an moine. I somehow fink they aint.
Wake out.

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[Alex.]

***Incoming Transmission***
**ID: Dylan Hope**
*Opening message*

Credits to Dylan.Hope
***Transmission ends***

[Govedo13]

***Incoming Transmission***
**ID: Dylan Hope**
*Opening message*

Credits to Dylan.Hope
***Transmission ends***

Incoming Transmission
ID: Govedo
Location: Unknown

Nice Job Dylan,clean one you haven't even lost any regens.
But how we could believe you that you haven't simulated it, we are dirty junkers anyway we don't believe much in too clean jobs... May be you are just Roger's buddy... you will get your credits anyway but it will be nice if we see some comm transmissions.
Singned one other Junker.

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Official faction players that are often accused of elitism, never deploy them and have those weird, immersion killing "fair fight/dueling" suicidal hobbies. (yes, i've seen enough of those lolduels, where house military with overwhelming force on the field willingly loses a pilot in a duel. ffs.)