To Junker Congress

[Primitive]

***Incoming transmission***
Comm ID : Mickey O'Neil
Location : Devil's Caravan

Good day gentleman of congress, seems we have a little nasty pirate that decided it's good idea to attack our pilots. The name is Roger Claymore, I suggest we keep an eye and revoke his docking privileges. He seems like a young amateur but he has a bomber. And you know how this things are problematic in hands of wild young pirates. He destroyed a vessel after attempt of piracy of one junker called Jean. Who knows did all crew managed to escape alive, then he tried to attack me, which showed me he is unskilled as I managed to retreat after dealing some damage to him.

Evidence : GunCam

I suggest we start a little hunt as me and my man will do until he learns his lesson, I am sure you will agree with me. I'll leave docking and other decision in your hands, I love to watch these young pirates burn every relationship they have in this galaxy. That would be all from me. I expect your response.

***Transmission closed***

[Tomtomrawr]

[color=#FFCC33]Roger Claymore

Lad, ya really shoulda just paid. Four millions ain't much when ya got tha money to hide behind that much armour.

I've been pirating in Omega-7 for 'bout two months now. A few more enemies ain't gonna bother me in tha slightest. Really, it ain't. 'nd with tha crap display ya put up there, I wouldn't care if ya cloned yaself a hundred times 'nd came after me in identical ships. Ya'd still fail. Badly.

But I'm feelin' forgivin' today, so I'll make ya an offer. Pay me tha four millions 'nd I'll forget I ever met ya. Then we can 'ave a fresh start tha next time we meet. If not, then I'll just destroy ya ship again 'nd again, cos ya're fun ta destroy. Ya even ran when I wasn't botherin' ta care for a few seconds 'nd now ya're tryin' ta get tha Junkers on me? I'm so scared.

P.S. I use Hessian, 'sair 'nd Zoner bases anyway as there ain't any Junker bases nearby 'nd those guys don't care, so I don't give a crap if ya ban me from dockin' at the luxurious Kreuzberg, or the five-star Yanagi.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.

[Hawk]

****Incoming Transmission****
****Comm ID: Arbiter Jack Crow****
****Location: Yanagi****

Thank you Mr. Claymore for your prompt response. I was about to ask for more information, but you have provided me with all I need to know. Let me be clear about something. I respect everyone's right to earn a living, even when the means to do so may fall outside of the laws of house space. That's why I often cut a good deal of slack to those living in the Omegas. Most of them are honest hard working people.

You however, are nothing more than an ignorant thug. It appears that you not only enjoy misbehaving in the Omegas, but you have the nerve to get on the net and brag about it. What kind of pirate really comes on the neural net to brag about the laws he has broken and plans to break in the future. You sir represent a threat all people trying to earn a living in the Omegas on both sides of the law. I think it's time you learned just what that cocky attitude is worth.

Crow Out

****End Transmission****

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[Tomtomrawr]

[color=#FFCC33]Roger Claymore

Sticks 'nd stones lad.

Ya're full o' words I'll give ya that. But can ya put ya words to tha real thing 'nd bring some big massive super-ship thing ta destroy ma littl' Roc? Or try to at least?

O' course I enjoy bein' a pirate, 'nd misbehavin'. It's what I do. It's what I enjoy. So if ya wanna try 'nd kill me or capture me, come down ta Omega-7 'nd bring it on. I've made IMG battlecruisers run back to their littl' hovel of a base. I've made tha Rheinland Military retreat to Stuttgart. I've made tha WRF put me on a kill on sight list. I've had tha Colonial Remnant send in plenty o' fighters, bombers 'nd gunboats who never came back. Tha list goes on.

So go ahead. Bring it on. I like free food.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.

[Primitive]

***Incoming transmission***
Comm ID : Mickey O'Neil
Location : Devils' Caravan

Nay lad, they like it more. I'll enjoy scrapping yer leftovers. Like me pop used to say, when ye got to kill a man there is no need to be impolite.

Mickey oot

***Transmission closed***

[Tomtomrawr]

[color=#FFCC33]Roger Claymore

I look forward to our next encounter. Cos next time I ain't gonna let ya run. I'm just gonna destroy ya precious littl' ship. Chipping away at all o' tha armour that ya hold dear until ya beg for mercy right before it snaps in half. Then I'll take in ya pod 'nd then we can 'ave a nice littl' chat...

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.

[Maelstrom]

***Living Quarters, Debris Drifter***
***Rochester Station, New York***

Hey Guys

Heather and I don't get out to that area often. That said, I've already ordered the engines powered up and the cargo offloaded. It's time to go hunting. If anybody meets this Claymore before we do, tell him it's not over untill we've shot down one of his ships.

<div align="right]Danny, Out

***Transmission Ends***

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[Tomtomrawr]

[color=#FFCC33]Roger Claymore

So. Ya tried ya first attempt on ma life today in Omega 5 with three Recyclers. Ya'll definately 'ave ta recycle 'em, is all I can say.

Tha first one, ShowNoMercy. Don't ya even botha armourin' ya birds anymore? That guy 'ad no armour 'nd didn't even try joustin' me. 'e just flew 'round in circles 'nd I picked 'im off. Tha result:


Next one, .:j:.Dropkick.Murphy. 'e was alright I guess. I wasn't really thinkin' 'bout 'im, no offence intended. But, as that guy before, tha result:


'nd finally, .:j:.Tilus.Pullo. He 'ad a full Deb setup with a Supernova. Not a good idea, cos then if ya target dodges ya're kinda screwed. That's why I got a mixture o' guns. 'e managed ta use all o' 'is Screamers as 'e was runnin' from ma gunfire, but he shared tha same fate as 'is buddies. Tha result:


So, ya're down three SHFs already. Let me show ya tha results 'gain.

One more time:

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So ya see, at tha moment I'm winnin'. 'nd trust me, I'm laughin' ma ass off. Could ya perhaps send some more things that I can shoot? Maybe some Salvagers equiped for minin' or just send hunks o' scrap at me.

So how 'bout ya surrenda before things get too costly on ya side. How much 'ave ya lost already losin' them three ships? So 'ow 'bout ya send me tha fifty millions ya're spendin' on bounty, 'nd we call it even. I ain't even gonna ask for an apology.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. &lt;3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.

[Primitive]

***Incoming transmission***
Comm ID : Mickey O'Neil
Location : Devils' Caravan

*Takes the knife and fork and starts cutting the herb roasted rabbit and potatoes* Ye know Roger...this rabbit was hard to catch...*puts a big chunk of meat at his mouth*, but that is why is so bloody delicious. Uh it's so juicy..that's a good meal me says *takes another chunk and starts chewing it for couple of minutes while staring at camera*

[Tomtomrawr]

[color=#FFCC33]Roger Claymore

When'd ya get tha chance ta catch a rabbit in space? Ya probably just bought it from some market 'nd then tried ta pass it off as a difficult wild beast ta kill.

'nd trust me lads, ya ain't seen nothin' yet. I got plenty o' tricks up ma sleave.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. &lt;3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.