I can haz skype

[sovereign]

Incomplete quote there, Dab.

[11:07:02 PM] Captain Anderson: And with the help of the Maquis, Joseph DeFrance shall rule all of Gallia with an iron fist.
[11:07:15 PM] Chris (Sovereign): we ain't helping you
[11:07:18 PM] Chris (Sovereign): we'z killing you
[11:07:19 PM] Dabbykins: (rofl)
[11:07:24 PM] Chris (Sovereign): we'z killing you too, dab
[11:07:30 PM] Dabbykins: You wish.
[11:07:31 PM] Captain Anderson: OH hey, look at that, I'm the second in command of the Maquis! (rofl)
[11:07:48 PM] Chris (Sovereign): OH HEY look at that, I'm the leader of the Maquis

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[Kazinsal]

[9:38:21 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/King of Flood): No, I could just go hate on Cam instead.
<<< They see me trollin'...
[9:38:30 PM] Aaron: they lulzin
[9:38:48 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/King of Flood): mod'rating they tryin' t' catch me postin' dirty
[9:38:59 PM] Aaron: try'n catch me postin' dirty
[9:39:07 PM | Edited 9:39:11 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/King of Flood): try'n catch me postin' dirty

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Retired, permanently.

[Implosion]

Straight from the BHG| chat.
Here's what really happened outside Manhattan that day.

[5:30:21 PM] Montezuma.sco says: Is that a Rheinland Cruiser?
[5:30:37 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton) says: [16:30:22] montezuma.sco: Is that a Rheinland Cruiser?
<<< indeed it is
[5:30:44 PM] Elvy-Sent1nel says: This is Donau, admiral Shultski' flagship
[5:30:56 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton) says: Keep your distance
[5:31:08 PM] Implosion says: Trent,we need to go faster
[5:31:09 PM] Elvy-Sent1nel says: We're getting pounded
[5:31:12 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton) says: Sir, unknown ships have breached the defensive perimeter
[5:31:26 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton) says: Unknown ships, this is Newark station, identify yourselves
[5:31:30 PM] Elvy-Sent1nel says: This is New Ark station to unidentified ships, you're entering restricted space
[5:31:38 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton) says: Unknown ships: ENGAGUGIGN
[5:31:41 PM] Implosion says: order:Sc**** u,enaggng!
[5:31:51 PM] Dashiell says: Neark: gankwho***!
[5:31:54 PM] Elvy-Sent1nel says: We're here to protect the President! Shultski is a traitor!
[5:32:06 PM] Montezuma.sco says: [15:31:58] Dashiell: Neark: gankwho***!
<<< Neark?
[5:32:06 PM] Implosion says: Order:lol,insta'd
[5:32:09 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton) says: Donau: opening fire, oh wat? 5 anubises against a cruiser? hah
[5:32:12 PM] Elvy-Sent1nel says: And whom do you work, mister?..

[5:32:18 PM] Montezuma.sco says: YOU *****NG NEARK!!!!!!
[5:32:22 PM] Implosion says: NEARK!
[5:32:24 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton) says: Donau: We need not worry abou.....*boom*
[5:32:27 PM] Implosion says: MANATAN!
[5:32:36 PM] Montezuma.sco says: NEARK!!!!!!!
[5:32:42 PM] Elvy-Sent1nel says: NEWRK!
[5:32:54 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton) says: Indeed
[5:33:10 PM] Elvy-Sent1nel says: Donau: //damn, you're metagamers
[5:33:17 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton) says: rofl
[5:33:23 PM] Implosion says: order://cut ooc
[5:33:25 PM] Dashiell says: oh god, stop the spam guys
[5:33:28 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton) says: Anubis wing: What is that static
[5:33:29 PM] Elvy-Sent1nel says: RNC-Donau: //cut ooc morons
[5:33:35 PM] Montezuma.sco says: Order: //WE ARE THE ORDER WHY ARE YOU FLAMING US YOU GANKERS???!!!!!
[5:33:43 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton) says: Donau: // you moron, you multibox 5 anubises
[5:33:47 PM] Elvy-Sent1nel says: Ha-ha, nice joke, Order!
[5:34:06 PM] Montezuma.sco says: Order: //YOU ARE ATTACKING US IN A CRUISR YOU ******G GANKWHORES!!!!!!!
[5:34:26 PM] Elvy-Sent1nel says:New-Ark.station: //cut ooc, idiots, or imma gotta call admin and sankshun u
[5:34:29 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton) says: Donau: // Why do you come in small ships you cowards, get bigger ones
[5:34:59 PM] Elvy-Sent1nel says:RNC-Donau: //stop ganking, don't use those torpedoes or i nerf
[5:35:04 PM] Implosion says: Implosion:Bomberwhoars!arise
[5:35:19 PM] Elvy-Sent1nel is Titanwhore

[5:35:30 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton) says: Will: *arises*
[5:35:35 PM] Montezuma.sco says: Rheinland Escort #1: ORDUR ENGAJUNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[5:35:43 PM] Montezuma.sco says: Order: What?
[5:35:52 PM] Montezuma.sco says: Rheinland Escort #1: I NO SPEK INGLIS!!!!!!!!!!
[5:35:58 PM] Elvy-Sent1nel says: Rheinland Escort 1: *** WE R JOE. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE ***
: OS---
[5:36:05 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton) says: King: Trent, lets kill the fighters that just blew up a cruiser in our LF's
[5:36:28 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton) says: Trent: Engaugign
[5:36:35 PM] Elvy-Sent1nel says: Order: // cruiser just f1, no RP for us blow it up faster!!1
[5:36:51 PM] Dashiell says: omg omg omg
[5:37:03 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton) says: King: // you ******* ****** why did you F1!!!11
[5:37:05 PM] Montezuma.sco says: KILL IT!!!!!!!!!!
[5:37:34 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton) says: Uber Anubis Wing: // stop the damn ooc, we sankshun u
[5:38:10 PM] Implosion says: Schr?dinger's Cat:Meoow!RAWR!
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[5:38:33 PM] Elvy-Sent1nel says: "Escape from Liberty"
LNS-Unity: tehy just undocked, faction right 6! gogogo
Trent: lol why imma hostile to LN
Juni: i'm hostile as well O_o
Outpost Trenton: // cut ooc
RNC-Donau: // cut ooc, Trenton
[5:39:16 PM] Implosion says: //Donau,leave sys u died.
[5:39:35 PM] Elvy-Sent1nel says: [17:37:40] Implosion: //Donau,leave sys u died.
<<< // Donau was in system for time Trent was doing missions to rep
[5:39:48 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton) says: Donau: // I F1'd I didnt die you idoit
[5:39:49 PM] Elvy-Sent1nel says: //Trent, sell your Bactrian with Xeno guns
[5:39:54 PM] Montezuma.sco says: LNS-Unity: PIRAT AT MANHATTAN ENGAJUNG!!!!!!!
Walker: IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZ0R!!!!!!!!!!
[5:40:07 PM] Implosion says: LNS-Unity:lol
[5:40:10 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton) says: we should totaly post this on the forums
[5:40:12 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton) says: xD
[5:40:23 PM] Elvy-Sent1nel says: Walker: THIS IS SPARTA!!11
LNS-Unity: *Teal'c's laugh.*
Trent: Indeed!
[5:40:28 PM] Montezuma.sco says: LNS-Unity: U CANT ENGAGE ME IT OORP I SANKSHUN U!!!!!!!!!!!
[5:40:51 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton) says: Uber Anubis Wing: HAHA they attack us with LF's, and we just blew up a croozor

[5:41:14 PM] Elvy-Sent1nel says: [17:39:15] Igor(Will.Clayton): Uber Anubis Wing: HAHA they attack us with LF's, and we just blew up a croozor
<<< U R GANKERS WE USE VANILLA SHIPS U R ALL LIBERATORS
[5:41:16 PM] Elvy-Sent1nel says: LIBE
[5:41:19 PM] Elvy-Sent1nel says: O----
[5:41:24 PM] Elvy-Sent1nel says: // LIBERATORS NEED NERF
[5:41:35 PM] Elvy-Sent1nel says: King: // pirates leave sistem'
[5:41:40 PM] Montezuma.sco says: i just realised something
[5:41:54 PM] Montezuma.sco says: walker is the most epic pilot in the history of everything
[5:41:57 PM] Implosion says: //englis ony King!It's systam!
[5:41:59 PM] Elvy-Sent1nel says: [Admin]Agmen: // Cut OOC
Juni: // Cut OOC
[5:42:05 PM] Montezuma.sco says: he took out 2 dreads and a horde of fighters alone in a siege cruiser
[5:42:09 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton) says: Uber Anubis Wing: *blow up by LF's
Uber Anubis Wing: // WTF you stupid cheater, I rappotr u
[5:42:21 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton) says: Trent: // Admin stop ooc
[5:42:24 PM] Elvy-Sent1nel says: Srsly, Trent needs some buff
[5:42:28 PM] Implosion says: Uberfighter2k://lol,OOC=Order Outcast?
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[5:47:47 PM] Elvy-Sent1nel says: New Ark station: This is New Ark station, unidentified ships, you're entering restricted space, advise courtion
RNC-Donau: PIRAT F6
BHG|Core-I.fly.without.name: ORDER SHIPS LEAVE DIS SISTEM
Ordur: i launch double mortar
RNC-Donau engaged cloaking device
BHG|Core: He just F1'd!
Ordur: cut ooc
[Admin]Agmen: // Cut OOC.
Juni: Cut OOC lol
Ordur: Trent, stop using Gallia ship with Gaian, BD, nomad and codename guns.
ordurg-wut: Trent, fix your IFF
[Admin]Agmen: // Last warning.
ordurg-wut: trent, GMG IFF + Rheinland Military ID doesn't work
[Admin]Agmen: .smiteall
New Ark station: We're getting pounded!
RNC-Donau finnally blows up.
[5:49:35 PM] Elvy-Sent1nel says: [17:46:10] Elven:wut: Trent, fix your IFF
// Cut OOC,
ordurg: engagjin LN scum
[5:49:42 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton) says: King: Trent, attack them nau
[5:49:50 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton) says: Trent: engaguging
[5:50:08 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton) says: wut had been killed by Trent (collision)
[5:50:19 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton) says: wut: // wtf, no RP you idiot
[5:50:27 PM] Implosion says: ordur:U metagame,u can't haz enagagag freelancers!u haz no bounty
[5:50:38 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton) says: King: This is LSF patrol gamma six, mission accomplished
[5:50:51 PM] Elvy-Sent1nel says: wut has been put out of action as result of division by zero.
wut: //u didn't say 'engaging' i go report u nau
[5:51:05 PM] Implosion says: New Ark:A*** **x,i mean Gamma Six,scan for survivorers

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[Pinko]

[17:21:10] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: There are plenty of younger, prettier girls out there for me to nail...
[17:21:50] Q's bone: Uh-uh
[17:22:30] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: Wat.
[17:22:53] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: No "You bastard, women are not an object" comments? That kind of takes the fun out of the whole thing.
[17:23:14] Q's bone: Well, you sounded like a virgin when you said that
[17:23:26] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: ...
[17:23:32] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: ****, I'VE BEEN DISCOVERED!
[17:23:35] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast runs and hides

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I want to get off Mr. Igiss' wild ride.

[Kazinsal]

[5:56:34 PM] Hack: ahoy you land lubbers!
[5:58:28 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/King of Flood): Ahoy there, sea captain!
[6:00:46 PM] Hack: Argg... Be one eyed willy here, warning ye about the most hideous monster...
[6:00:50 PM | Edited 6:00:59 PM] Hack: The trouser snake.
[6:01:04 PM] Hack: arrgggh
[6:01:28 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/King of Flood): Yarrrrgh
[6:02:11 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/King of Flood): Hard to port, man the Solarises, thar be a LOL out there!
[6:02:34 PM] Hack: Arrrgh, Man the Lol Harpoon, lets capture and skin this one!
[6:03:01 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/King of Flood): Yarrrgh, she's a big'un, she is!
[6:03:06 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/King of Flood): Yarrrrgh
[6:03:33 PM | Edited 6:03:44 PM] Hack: And people say we're boring

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Retired, permanently.

[mt51784]

[5:56:34 PM] Hack: ahoy you land lubbers!
[5:58:28 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/King of Flood): Ahoy there, sea captain!
[6:00:46 PM] Hack: Argg... Be one eyed willy here, warning ye about the most hideous monster...
[6:00:50 PM | Edited 6:00:59 PM] Hack: The trouser snake.
[6:01:04 PM] Hack: arrgggh
[6:01:28 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/King of Flood): Yarrrrgh
[6:02:11 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/King of Flood): Hard to port, man the Solarises, thar be a LOL out there!
[6:02:34 PM] Hack: Arrrgh, Man the Lol Harpoon, lets capture and skin this one!
[6:03:01 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/King of Flood): Yarrrgh, she's a big'un, she is!
[6:03:06 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/King of Flood): Yarrrrgh
[6:03:33 PM | Edited 6:03:44 PM] Hack: And people say we're boring

I R LAUGHING!!!

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[Lafiel]

[4:54:23 AM | Edited 4:55:49 AM] specter55.3: Just noting: Kusari Battleship (Yamato.Mimoto) and Ku Dessie (Shinagawa) in Leeds (at Stokes)
[4:57:28 AM] crowtbrobot: Hopping on.
[5:00:06 AM] magoo.odonaghue: Seriously? Why do they capspam us?
[5:00:21 AM] tabrisanobi: Because their desperate?:)




:DLOLS! its so true there losing the war

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[Wolfs Ghost]

Dabbykins is satisfied.
[9:51:05 PM] Sophia: sorry it only works on young ladies you will have to scream louder
[9:51:44 PM] Dabbykins: My more nasty actions aren't loud at all, but very quiet...
[9:51:53 PM] Captain Anderson: For him anyways.
[9:52:02 PM] Captain Anderson: Not sure about the other person though.
[9:52:04 PM] Captain Anderson: Captain Anderson zing
[9:52:20 PM] Captain Anderson: If no one caught that...
[9:52:22 PM] Chris (Sovereign): Chris (Sovereign) internet-high-fives murphs
[9:52:27 PM] Captain Anderson: Captain Anderson high fives back.
[9:52:29 PM] Sophia: sigh I best be setting up this thread
[9:52:43 PM] Sophia::)I'll stick it in story right ?
[9:52:48 PM] Chris (Sovereign): yah
[9:53:03 PM] Dabbykins: Stick what?
[9:53:15 PM] Captain Anderson: That's what she said.
[9:53:26 PM] Sophia::PDONT U DARE GO THERE
[9:53:32 PM] Sophia: OSHI i just made that look worse
[9:53:34 PM] Captain Anderson: She said that too. Sadly...
[9:53:57 PM] Sophia: GAH 19 year old gals with flu have TEETH!
[9:54:00 PM] Sophia: WILL BITE!
[9:54:15 PM] Chris (Sovereign): You know some people might take that-
[9:54:18 PM] Dabbykins: Dabbykins looks at computer screen, internet cord, modem.
[9:54:20 PM] Dabbykins: Bite away.
[9:54:20 PM] Chris (Sovereign): Chris (Sovereign) shuts up
[9:54:42 PM] Captain Anderson: Lmfao.
[9:54:45 PM] Sophia: ......

I love BAF chat at times.

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[Dab]

[9:56:18 PM] Sophia says: what shall we name the function room
[9:56:32 PM] Captain Anderson stands up and spreads his arms out.
[9:56:37 PM] Dabbykins 's torture chamber.

[9:58:32 PM] Captain Anderson says: Then again...
[9:58:35 PM] Captain Anderson says: Dab isn't human.
[9:58:37 PM] Chris (Sovereign) says: ***(amusement)***

[9:58:54 PM] Captain Anderson says: BLAIR! I TOLD YOU NOT TO LET IT OUT!

[10:00:05 PM] Sophia suddenly feels very much kidnapped an imprisoned

[10:00:53 PM] Captain Anderson very monotoned voice
[10:00:56 PM] Captain Anderson says: No one can kill dab.
[10:01:00 PM] Captain Anderson says: For we all follow him.

[10:02:06 PM] Sophia pokes tongue at dab

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[Wolfs Ghost]

[10:04:04 PM] Dabbykins: Because kids say the darndest things

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