I can haz skype

[NixOlympica]

[21:24:15] Paddy O'Donaghue: My spoon... Is too big
[21:24:45] Serpentis | Victor: Im a Banana!
[21:24:56] Pilgrim: That sounds ...
[21:24:58] Pilgrim: nasty
[21:25:01] Pilgrim: (mm)
[21:25:05] Serpentis | Victor: My Anus is bleeding!
[21:25:06] Paddy O'Donaghue::D
[21:25:15] Paddy O'Donaghue: I'm the queeeeen of France!

[Durandal]

Coopie[color=#99FF99]. Pure.

LIKE HELL.

XD

[5:45:38 PM] Terrance Cooper: Oh boy.
[5:45:39 PM] Terrance Cooper: Porn.

[chovynz]

[11:46:21 AM] Dan K (Tazuras): hey hyung, you know about building computers?
[11:46:32 AM] (Hyung Soong): a bit
[11:46:35 AM] (Hyung Soong): oh no.
[11:46:37 AM] (Hyung Soong): nononon
[11:46:43 AM] Dan K (Tazuras): plllz
*You have gone offline.*

No. uh uh. Not doing it.

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Seek fun and you shall find it. Seek stuff to Q_Q about and you'll find that, too. I choose to have fun.

[atlantis2112]

Inquisitor Gaunt (Winters) applauds Josh.
[12:03:31 AM] Ty (Doc Hoff): You would give josh a hand
[12:03:32 AM] Inquisitor Gaunt (Winters): It appears he followed the order, Russell.
[12:03:40 AM] Inquisitor Gaunt (Winters): Why yes.
[12:03:47 AM] Inquisitor Gaunt (Winters): I would happily give Josh a handjob.
[12:03:57 AM] Russell Hunter: :O
[12:03:57 AM] Josh: :|
[12:04:05 AM] Russell Hunter: ._0
[12:04:05 AM] Inquisitor Gaunt (Winters): ICHS that, I kill you.
[12:04:11 AM] Jake (Thexare): Russell, maybe opening your mouth like that isn't such a good idea.
[12:04:15 AM] Josh: LOL!
[12:04:20 AM] Russell Hunter: Russell Hunter closes his mouth
[12:04:27 AM] Ty (Doc Hoff): damnit, I was too late

[Charo]

Inquisitor Gaunt (Winters) applauds Josh.
[12:03:31 AM] Ty (Doc Hoff): You would give josh a hand
[12:03:32 AM] Inquisitor Gaunt (Winters): It appears he followed the order, Russell.
[12:03:40 AM] Inquisitor Gaunt (Winters): Why yes.
[12:03:47 AM] Inquisitor Gaunt (Winters): I would happily give Josh a handjob.
[12:03:57 AM] Russell Hunter: :O
[12:03:57 AM] Josh: :|
[12:04:05 AM] Russell Hunter: ._0
[12:04:05 AM] Inquisitor Gaunt (Winters): ICHS that, I kill you.
[12:04:11 AM] Jake (Thexare): Russell, maybe opening your mouth like that isn't such a good idea.
[12:04:15 AM] Josh: LOL!
[12:04:20 AM] Russell Hunter: Russell Hunter closes his mouth

DAMMIT JOSH!

[11:04:50 PM] Russell Hunter: LET ME DO EET!
[11:05:01 PM] Ty (Doc Hoff): ok, bend over Russel
[11:05:10 PM] Russell Hunter: NAU!

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[Inquisitor Gaunt]

[2:10:19 PM] Ty (Doc Hoff): That may be a bad thing to correlate for me
[2:10:23 PM] Ty (Doc Hoff): Comedy and sex
[2:10:37 PM] Russell Hunter: Thats what your mom said
[2:10:48 PM] Inquisitor Gaunt (Winters): With your penis Russel?
[2:10:50 PM] Inquisitor Gaunt (Winters): Doesn't surprise me.
[2:10:50 PM] Ty (Doc Hoff): Ha, the only laughing going on would be her at you
[2:11:09 PM] Russell Hunter: ****, did I just make it worse for me?
[2:11:14 PM] Inquisitor Gaunt (Winters): Oh my yes.

Russel - Being the butt of our jokes since 1995.

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[Charo]

[11:11:19 PM] Ty (Doc Hoff): But seriously...Picture urself with ur girlfriend...amnd when it is getting hot go "Whats the deal with airline food"
[11:11:30 PM] Ty (Doc Hoff): She will crack up
[11:11:38 PM] Inquisitor Gaunt (Winters): GG.
[11:11:39 PM] Ty (Doc Hoff): sadly, that will be the only crack going up for you for awhile
[11:11:39 PM] Inquisitor Gaunt (Winters): And you won't get laid.
[11:11:46 PM] Inquisitor Gaunt (Winters): Bahahaha
[11:11:50 PM] Jake (Thexare): he's telling everyone else to try that because he'll never have the chance.

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[Charo]

[11:42:29 PM] Josh: thats not FAIR
[11:42:30 PM] Ty (Doc Hoff): err...not really context..
[11:42:37 PM] Ty (Doc Hoff): and its kinda explicit
[11:42:38 PM] Josh: its like saying
[11:42:43 PM] Ty (Doc Hoff): no it isnt
[11:42:50 PM] Josh: Remember that time that Russell had sex with fifty men at once
[11:42:52 PM] Josh: CONTEXT!
[11:42:53 PM] Josh: <_<
[11:42:58 PM] Russell Hunter: DID NOT!
[11:42:59 PM] Ty (Doc Hoff): I do remember that
[11:43:04 PM] Russell Hunter: THAT BE A LIE!
[11:43:05 PM] Josh: I CALL BULLOCKS DEAR SIR
[11:43:08 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/King of Flood): Remember that time that Russell had sex with fifty men at onceCONTEXT!
[11:43:09 PM] Ty (Doc Hoff): he gave up around halfway through...bad day to COME LATE
[11:43:09 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/King of Flood): <_<
[11:43:18 PM] Josh: Josh facedesks
[11:43:31 PM] Russell Hunter: omg Ty
[11:43:53 PM] Ty (Doc Hoff): you would be saying that if you didnt give up

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[Charo]

[11:45:12 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/King of Flood): "More power to the engines" = "What the **** are you doing, stick it in there god dammit"
[11:45:27 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/King of Flood): That proves that every Vanilla NPC is horny.
[11:45:32 PM] Ty (Doc Hoff): You like to play it kinky eh Troy?
[11:45:33 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/King of Flood): Juni REALLY wants to get laid.
[11:45:43 PM] Ty (Doc Hoff): Too bad the only girl you can get is one with a klingon

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[Kazinsal]

To which I replied:

[9:45:19 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/King of Flood): Qapla'!

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Retired, permanently.