I can haz skype

[Toaster]

[19:17:00] denelo.mori: I hope you people realize you're in HF chat.
[19:17:17] denelo.mori: Because if somehow you managed not to.
[19:17:26] denelo.mori: And thought you were in, say, BHG chat or something.
[19:17:29] denelo.mori: I'd have to kill you.
[19:17:45] denelo.mori: By beating you over the head repeatedly with a DVD full of Dubstep.
[19:17:50] denelo.mori: Hopefully destroying the DVD in the process.
[19:18:11] denelo.mori: Not only because it's a DVD and therefore old fashioned and out of style.
[19:18:13] denelo.mori: But also because.
[19:18:15] denelo.mori: Dubstep.

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Olivia Sable

[Helo]

[21:53:28] Zigeris and love it.: I wanna marry the specs of the Liberator and the Executioner. What do? Set them up on a date and sabatoage the condoms?

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[Prysin]

[12:31:55 AM] Vito: k, time out
[12:31:56 AM] Snowman with bloomers: (rofl)
[12:32:01 AM] Vito: take me slow, i just got home

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DHC Discord

[Omicron]

[01:29:29] Jose Estevez Hernandez: NO!
[01:29:32] Michał Golański: SPEHSS MAHREEENZ!
[01:29:35] Jose Estevez Hernandez: NO!
[01:29:40] Michał Golański: BATTL BROTHARZ
[01:29:46] Jose Estevez Hernandez: NO!
[01:29:48] Michał Golański: BLOD REHVENZ
[01:30:08] Jose Estevez Hernandez: NO! wait.....
[01:30:28] Michał Golański: EMPHRA FUREH

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[RmJ]

[5:06:22 PM] hlphades: [5:05 PM] Linkus:

<<< So I can ram Zig from behind[5:05 PM] Linkus:

<<< So I can ram Zig from behind[5:05 PM] Linkus:

<<< So I can ram Zig from behind[5:05 PM] Linkus:

<<< So I can ram Zig from behind[5:05 PM] Linkus:

<<< So I can ram Zig from behind[5:05 PM] Linkus:

<<< So I can ram Zig from behind

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[Lennox]

Hilarious conversation in our channel...though questionable. xDD


[00:45:10] Sol.: His balls are bigger than Malta
[00:45:13] insert echi: so
[00:45:15] insert echi: they're empty
[00:45:19] Jan (Lennox)::D
[00:45:20] Sol.: Cardamine wont stop Sol
[00:45:32] Sol.: After tons of that
[00:45:38] Sol.: Even ur AI would get pregnant
[00:45:40] Jan (Lennox): blow malta
[00:45:44] Jan (Lennox)::D
[00:45:47] Sol.: lol?
[00:45:50] Sol.: Blow malta?
[00:45:54] Jan (Lennox): omg
[00:45:54] Sol.: Now that's naughty
[00:45:54] insert echi: define blow
[00:45:57] insert echi: in this context
[00:45:59] Jan (Lennox)::D
[00:46:05] Jan (Lennox): with tons
[00:46:07] Jan (Lennox): (nerd)
[00:46:12] insert echi: yeah get my ai pregnant sol
[00:46:19] insert echi: lots of tiny little defect sol AIs
[00:46:33] Sol.: i will make u pregnant with thousands of nanubots
[00:46:57] insert echi: maybe we can do something like that at some point
[00:47:03] insert echi: insert boot disk, fix ai
[00:47:04] Sol.: ur cables will curl in delight
[00:47:12] insert echi: oh murr
[00:47:26] insert echi: AI will bluescreen from the orgasm
[00:47:32] Sol.: ur screen will flash in extasy
[00:47:34] insert echi: it'll turn into linux even

[Reverend Del]

[04:33:08] *** Call ended, duration 15:10:29 ***

Admins: We have much to discuss.

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Saint Del is considered a holy healer of diseases of children, but also as a protector of cattle.

[dodike]

[04:33:08] *** Call ended, duration 15:10:29 ***

Admins: We have much to discuss.

I've seen longer calls in "Dab and Zelot replacement training" chat.

[Death.RunningVerminator]

I've seen longer calls in "Dab and Zelot replacement training" chat.

At least we know they're doing something other than deciding which beer to drink first. :crazy:

....wait....

[Madvillain]

[3:35:10] ba da woodchuck - joey: well i always say i dun want kids
[3:35:14] ba da woodchuck - joey: but i guess
[3:35:20] ba da woodchuck - joey: everything can change
[3:35:26] James (Bootsiuv): i said the same thing....but just wait...you never know
[3:35:34] James (Bootsiuv): best thing I ever did bro
[3:35:37 | Edited 3:35:47] James (Bootsiuv): (highfive)
[3:35:54] ba da woodchuck - joey: (clap)
[3:36:10] ba da woodchuck - joey: the process of making kids is the best thing i ever did
[3:36:19] James (Bootsiuv): and what man doesn't want a son to show all of this cool stuff in our world....and yes the process is enjoyable
[3:36:21] ba da woodchuck - joey: but luckaly they invented condoms
[3:36:27] James (Bootsiuv): (rofl)

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