Devin walks into Sunbucks, looking somewhat enraged.
"What's the matter? Couldn't catch a criminal? Are you too slow?"A random asks Devin, sarcasm in his voice.
Devin flashes his favorite knife and says a mean sentence.
A news story is heard from a TV:
"In other news, an Outcast Tridente was destroyed near Planet Manhattan yesterday. We have received word the LPI Officer"*the reporter coughs*"sorry, Recruit Officer, Devin Travors now has a bounty on his head. He claims he had nothing to do with the attack."
Devin sighs,"Dammit, when is that going to get changed to Officer!?"
A damaged Liberator scrams down and crashes into the pavement, skidding into a parked Gunboat. The Liberator burst into flames as Sean jumps out and runs into the Cafe.
"I just got my first three kills!! Three hackers against me and I still won!!!"
Runs out excitedly stealing a donut before going to tell more people who don't care.
[A.D.M.I.N](name omitted) has been caught cheating by the server Sean: //Admin I aspire to be you
Soooo angry I didn't get a screenshot D: ^^^
Best way to contact me is AIM, NOT skype (rarely have it on)
A weary LPI officer, makes his way to the door for the cafe after finishing his late night shift. He pushed open the door and saw that Sunbucks was deserted. On the LPI side there was the odd officer asleep on his desk and the only sound was the cleaners moping the floor.
The officer goes to sit down in a booth with his pad and paper. And. His pack of doughnuts. On the paper he starts scribbling, most probably his report. The whole time trying to figure out why a order battle ship had entered New York.
The cleaner came over to the officer and stated "Shouldn't you stop working? Until the morning?"
The Officer replied "This is not work. Its one of the animations on a pad of paper as you flick through of an exploding ship."
Smith enters Sunbucks looking very proud of himself. On his chest, there a very, very shiny new badge. "Look what I've got!", he screamed trough the cafe.
Some officers looked up, but ignored his presence. The only one truly interested, was the bartenders' three-legged dog.
Smith's pride melted away, and realized nobody cared for his new Recruitment Officer badge. He slowly walked over to the bar, and ordered his daily dose of caffeine.
Lauren strolls into her much loved Sunbucks, Nods to the Bartender, Waves to everyone, Gives a quick wink at Hack and then walks over to the juke box, heaves a heavy elbow into it and changes the song, does a quick spin turn to which she begins to utter the words "Ayyyeee"
<div align="right] but is stopped mid "ayyee" by a quick Tazer by Kerry.
Kerry laughingly states "Comon, You were asking for that."
"Yeah I know, Wanted to see how far I'd get before someone Taz'd me"
Replying with a grin,"Oh and now you owe me a drink"
' Wrote:I like how he doesn't even attempt to hide a +1.
Unlike me, I'm pro at making it look like I actually have an opinion on the topic.
Except in this post.
I'm feeling rebellious.
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