Smelly old Pete

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Hello y'all.

They call me smelly old Pete , because im so old they smell my experience.
I got some children around , but i dont see them much , since my wife left me.

If there is one thing i know a lot about its working.
Working working working daay n night , and i lost everything!
Everything you may ask ?, yeah all of it .

Those silly Navy types shot up my beautifull scavenger ,
and put me to do some time in jail.
My diamonds ? all gone , they all gone.

Those fellers should get a job if ye ask me !
So now , i made a change im my life .
No more trading diamonds for me anymore no .,

Im gonna be trading in human ressources from now on.
Make sure all those lazy youths nowadays get a job !

So see you around ey !

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***audio loop plays petes voice*** :
Hello y'all. Hello y'all. Hello y'all. Hello y'all. Hello y'all.

[color=#FF9900]*REC.RESET* .....Tracking System Progress 1
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NEW YORK
Well i'm flying in my new ship , a combat service freighter that even outdates me , old pete !
Bought that baby for a chicken and 'n egg! i scratched it with a piece of basic alloy before i
bought it , saves me some CREDITS !!!!
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TEXAS
That woman Sue is takin' me to a system called Burgundy in the middle of friggin' nowhere!
Thats somewhere in gallia where the people eat frogs legs instead of BEEF!
I LIKE SUE , but she told me i smell bad and i think its my diper.
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NEW YORK
Picked up this egghead professor type along the way . Asked me to bring him to Honshu
Ill bring him to Morrius instead! get me some CREDITS !!!
He complained about a particulair smell so i got myself a cattle-STICK ! *coughs*
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COLORADO
Sue promised me a clean bed once we get to the junker base in gallia
HAVENT SEEN A CLEAN BED IN YEARS ! , maybe she can rub my back ! and WASH MY FEETH !
kusari space looks like i have been choking on synthetic marijuana *couch-couch*
but i like it yeah !
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KEPLER
Had a conversation with the egghead and we tried out the CATTLE-PROD , it works GREAT!
Ran out of beer and getting cranky now....
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NEW TOKYO
We are going to meet a man named MORRIUS in gallia ,
seems he's a bigshot when it comes to HUMAN RESSOURCES business.
I wonder what he has to offer.. a COLD BEER would be nice !!!
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KYUSHU
This kusari space makes me feel like i've been CHOKING on the synthetic GRASS!
So many colours , so little to do.
changed my diper on the station near planet Aso , my crew doesnt let me do it onboard the new ship.
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TAU 23

Flew right into a BATTLE between bounty hunters and outcasts , it was a GREAT SHOW ,
too bad they left no-eject pods floating around when they were done
Even worse , i ran out of beer
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ORKNEY
Jumped right in the middle of another battle.
Morrius guy is telling us to meet at REUNION
I am going to buy Sue earrings!
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I gave her the gifts and she said if she wouldn't faint she would kiss me
I dont know if thats good or bad
Finally setting course for gallia , the minefield is treacherous , but its a proper border
And you can see people actually work in this corner of the universe
For now i have earned my smoke and my drink , was a long journey
and where is that MORRIUS guy !?

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Baila Morena | Toilet Trouble | Elder Presidente[TBH] | The Titan Combat Manual | Confession
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