Half-anonymous message to ultimately unknown recepient

[Panzer]

One junker I met on Java told me his mysterious employers would very much appreciate evidence of Gallic pirates practising their trade in the Taus. Said he'd reward me for a practically worthless copy of a guncam shot so... no-brainer.

To whomever this reaches in the end... Don't know who you are or what you need this stuff precisely for, I got one more reason tosend this - those dudes on the image messed with people under my responsability - they tried to extort the ore outta one freighter and when me and my unit showed up to tellem to kindly bugger off - they blasted the trader to bits. During the chase we also lost one of our fighters, but took two of them pirates as well. They were La Brise or something along those lines... Anything to do with Brie cheese?

But nuff small talk, here's the promised image.


Look, if it helps hurting those [CENSORED], then hope this helps.

~You-pretend-you-don't-know-who.

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[Shagohad]

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