Transmission incoming shows Hartigan, a man
that sent some people to their escape pods.
Some scars are showing that he
spented a lot of time in escape pods him self.
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Mr. Rorry... Renegades... *nods*
After months of hard work with our customers I've found my self in a possition to equip a gunboat for me. Gunboat it self was a gift actualy, a gift from one of my Renegades friend. It is heavy, but punches hard (no, not a friend, but gunboat!) as it is full cerberus setted KuEx.
So count on Rocky.Rope|RR gunboat further on.
Rocky Hartigan
Hartigan reaches OFF button
and transmission ends.
Transmission incoming shows Hartigan, a man
that sent some people to their escape pods.
Some scars are showing that he
spented a lot of time in escape pods him self.
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That was ODD! I mean... Do we have any friends at all? Look what happened:
Vendetta and me were pirating, weather was nice. We had just some business with IMG convoy escorted by one BHG, all was nice, I went to resuply and... Vendetta was attacked (better say ganked) by 3 VHFs and 3 bombers. Not so unusual, except... THEY WERE Bundschuh ID! Green to US! Friends of OURS! Ganking US! And they were not just ignorant indies hunting on weekends. They were part of the organization named VWA.
I checked, they have right to attack pirates. But... must they? Isn't there enough mutual enemies in New Berlin? So... as soon as I tried to help Vendetta to escape ganking, they were all over me. Vendetta was aiming their shields, so I could make big holes on their hull with my new cerbs. Vendetta was helping me with bots too, what saved my life (again).
Copy of VWA conversation and their partytime "warning" before attacking Vendetta:
[27.05.2012 16:07:51] Graeme.Aitken: Bundschuh! Renegades attacked peaceful miners!
[27.05.2012 16:07:52] VWA|Michael.Wolf.: By order ofVereinigte winderstandee armee, you are enemy of folks of Rheinland Rorries...
[27.05.2012 16:07:56] Graeme.Aitken: Do somerhing!
[27.05.2012 16:08:36] VWA|Michael.Wolf.: Holstein good to see you here.
[27.05.2012 16:08:41] VWA|Holstein: Catface: *nods*
[27.05.2012 16:08:46] VWA|Michael.Wolf.: You know your duty, move in.
[27.05.2012 16:08:53] VWA|Michael.Wolf.: Hartwin, you are free to engage.
[27.05.2012 16:08:56] VWA|Holstein: Catface: So any problems.Herr?
[27.05.2012 16:09:04] VWA|Alard.Hartwin: Ja
[27.05.2012 16:09:15] VWA|Michael.Wolf.: Freya, good to see you old friend... look who we got here.
[27.05.2012 16:09:41] VWA|Freya.Eistochter: The Renegades. My long lost love.
[27.05.2012 16:09:46] VWA|Holstein: Catface: Time for party
[27.05.2012 16:09:57] VWA|Freya.Eistochter: Party time indeed
[27.05.2012 16:10:02] VWA|Michael.Wolf.: That gunboat is hard to break... but we can do it.
[27.05.2012 16:10:11] Vendetta|RR: You can nothing..
[27.05.2012 16:10:11] VWA|Holstein: Catface: AAAARGH Talking Hipster
[27.05.2012 16:12:03] VWA|Michael.Wolf.: Bugger is hard to hti...
[27.05.2012 16:12:49] VWA|Michael.Wolf.: Klugmann good to see you here...
[27.05.2012 16:13:23] VWA|Erich.Klugmann.: Do you require my aid, Freunden?
[27.05.2012 16:13:33] VWA|Michael.Wolf.: We cant hit this damn thing. Move in and kill it...
[27.05.2012 16:13:48] VWA|Erich.Klugmann.: Certainly. You never should have come here, pirating scum.
[27.05.2012 16:13:57] Vendetta|RR: Bla bla
[27.05.2012 16:16:45] Rocky.Rope|RR: if you duel, I will not interfere now
[27.05.2012 16:18:19] Rocky.Rope|RR: helping a RR friend
[27.05.2012 16:18:21] VWA|Erich.Klugmann.: Your villainy will not go unpunished!
[27.05.2012 16:18:31] VWA|Michael.Wolf.: Another gunboat...
Those will not say scum to my friend Vendetta any more, that's MY privilege.
When other 3 VWA were severe damaged and flee in panic, we continued our work. Than Gepard came, escorted by one brave bomber named Otto that missed all snacs fired on my new KuEx. So we managed to demolish both of them amazingly fast.
So... we owned Berlin. It was boring to owe something so quiett, so we went to Krupp to play with it's shields. It made just one poor RM come in a gunboat. We were sorry to attack that poor guy and let him dock at Ring as fast as he came.
It would be nice day if VWA didn't backstab us like that. *sad*
Rocky Hartigan
Hartigan reaches OFF button
and transmission ends.
Transmission incoming shows Hartigan.
He is in a bad mood. Like always.
Scars on his face can't make him look better, no way.
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Being overuned in O-7. Hate that... How is it always easy to ally when fighitng RR? How nice and fast could they unite: 3x RoS, 3x BHG, 3x IMG... maybe more. Counting is not my sport.
But, this is not yet another story about gank. We have to much of that crapp already. It's a story of working together and heroism of one. They made a mistake to shoot Bad.Joke. It makes Lighting.Virgin switches to rage mode...
I must say that we were supported by 2 excelent pilots: Paul.Nice and Mr.Burke. Without them it wouldn't be possible.
Our comm log attached down. Some group messages are scrambled by RR codec.
During that duel, I was under a light but constant fire of RoS guns, so after IMG bombers supported them, I had to find a way out in my escape pod. Than my wingman Paul.Nice died. Looks like that made Lighting more mad, so there's what has he seen:
Hartigan excellent work! It seems the Bundschuh have some impersonators among them, from now on you should treat these VWA| ships as Rheinland Special Ops. in disguise. As that is all I can deduct from their actions.
No matter, you did you was needed to be done. A round of drinks is on me this time men!
As a reminder, our assistance in Gallic space will be greatly appreciated by our allies the Brigands. Reports regarding operations in that area will be rewarded by myself.
On another note, I have recently made contact with a private dealer willing to smuggle our vessels the latest cloaks Sirius has to offer, contact me if you have want of one or more.
Transmission incoming shows Hartigan.
He is in a bad mood. Like always.
Scars on his face can't make him look better, no way.
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Mr. Rorry... *nods*
Someone's got to tell you... men are under big pressure. They are... not happy. They expected some new tech to come, new ID cards, comm chanells... stuff like that. But, looks like we ain't gonna get it. I'm affraid you should do something about that.
So... *face down* I advice giving them some rest. Ya know, let them have some fun arround. On their own. Just to relax a bit. Of course, this is just a suggestion, you know. *eyebrows up, like waiting for an answer*
With respect,
Rocky Hartigan
Hartigan reaches OFF button
and transmission ends.
* camera transmits odd images of arms, handling the message transmitter. Because of the ill-placed point of view, nothing can be seen except the muscular, hairy forearms, hands with bodybuilder's veins and long nails, painted bright red *
Seriously, guys.
Now it is a lot more fun.
As we decided to bury deeper underground, our operation space is less limited. We swarm like rats, wherever the sewers open.
Because them Kusari sewers are quite a nice place, we came to rule them once again. And we succeded. With old fella Hartigan we made some mess in that part of space.
First, we caught some little, almost empty fella. As we are merciful, we let him live. Because he could sing a nice song about Rorry's Renegades and Kusari police..
Then we met a big Samura fellow, full of ore. He was quite arrogant when he thought he avoided me. Little did he know that I was just a bait to lure him into the hands of Hartigan.
As I said, guy was quite arrogant, he was not cooperative and playing stupid and poor, so he transcended from the puny state of measly flesh to more enlightened state of expanding gases.
On our way home, we encountered one more customer. This one was more cooperative, so we managed to service him in a more decent and sophisticated way. Full report is below:
YanKuina: ahoy
Motherhugger: ahoy indeed
YanKuina: bonjour
Rocky.Rope: 'jour
YanKuina: *How can I help you?*
Motherhugger: you can get yourself robbed quickly and without resistance
Motherhugger: that would help a lot, indeed
Motherhugger: to all of us
Motherhugger: I will tell you a nice joke in exchange
YanKuina: well ? how much?
Motherhugger: huh, weird cargo
Rocky.Rope: i had a friend named Yan... *sad*
YanKuina: station need filters to breath
Motherhugger: in my old days, people were carrying alloys and breathed petrol, dammit
Motherhugger: what a sad pussy world it is now
Rocky.Rope: i hate xenophobic filters. But yours are ok
YanKuina: people need to breath
Motherhugger: *scratches with a hook on his other arm*
Motherhugger: PEOPLE NEED BOOZE!
Motherhugger: screw air
YanKuina: next time i bring bozze
YanKuina: next time gllia wine
Motherhugger: *feeds the parrot on his shoulder*
Motherhugger: thats the spirit. I will give you discount
YanKuina: ok good
Rocky.Rope: give him a test
YanKuina: huh?
Rocky.Rope: he needs it
Motherhugger: huh, lets stick with standard fee for big ones, minus thirty percent, as he is nice
Motherhugger: you give me two millions, and I will not only let you live, but also give you a psychology test.
Rocky.Rope: no, he looks strange. And his name is YAN!
Motherhugger: and KUINA
YanKuina: ok who gets money?
Rocky.Rope: *looks at trader with suspicious face*
Motherhugger: Me! I must buy feeding for parrot
Motherhugger: yeah, nice.
Motherhugger: now you get the test
YanKuina: heres 3 to com your freind
Motherhugger: we asked for two, but its okay
YanKuina: he looks like he needs 1
Motherhugger: we will not kill you for not giving the correct amount
Motherhugger: now, I will give you a test!
Rocky.Rope: *releifed*
YanKuina: ok shoot
Motherhugger: listen carefully, as it reveals a lot about your personality.
Motherhugger: mate, seriously. never say to a pirate "OK SHOOT"
Motherhugger: anyway
YanKuina: sorry hehehehe
Motherhugger: the test
Rocky.Rope: *concentrates, but hard*
Motherhugger: You are laying in a bed
Motherhugger: you are in the middle
Rocky.Rope: *gets more concentration, but still hard*
Motherhugger: on the right side of you, there lies a beautiful woman
Motherhugger: on the left, there is a hairy muscular gay man.
Motherhugger: Simple question:
Motherhugger: Who do you turn your back to?
Rocky.Rope: yes! Who!
YanKuina: where did you get this test?
Motherhugger: At University of Psychology, Cambridge Planet
Motherhugger: Now the answer!
YanKuina: there is no right answer to that.either way i'm in trouble
Rocky.Rope: *amazed by his knowledge*
Rocky.Rope: try again
Motherhugger: nope, all answers can be interpreted
Motherhugger: interpretation to this is:
Motherhugger: you are afraid of decisioning.
Motherhugger: you avoid troublesome choices
YanKuina: how about i get up and run to next good looking women?
Motherhugger: you are a passive person
Motherhugger: first answer is the only valid
YanKuina: well i havee no bots or guns so i am passive
Motherhugger: This state can be treated by increased dosage of booze, coke, beer and prostitutes.
Motherhugger: Increase your testosterone levels and you will become more decisive.
YanKuina: face women and clinch butt real HARD
Motherhugger: hmm, face women.
Rocky.Rope: hey, he getts better!
Motherhugger: confirms that you are passive, as you turn the back to a male
YanKuina: hahahaha
Rocky.Rope: lol
YanKuina: i told you that alrdy
Motherhugger: you can not fool this test.
Motherhugger: it is sophisticated instrument of cambrdige's foremost scientists
Rocky.Rope: now... we let Yan go and grow stronger?
Motherhugger: well, we will attend to our bussiness. there is nothing I can do to help you with your problems.
Motherhugger: attend some therapist.
YanKuina: safe flights
Motherhugger: or rapist!
Motherhugger: or just party more and trade less!
YanKuina: excuse me please
Motherhugger: Sure! Bye!
And after that, we docked safely and spent the rest of the day peacefully with drug abuse, molesting, sodomia and other casual stuff.
Next time, we need more party! In a pack of just two pirates, there are not enough possibilities to, you know, "cooperate" *perverse sparkle glows in Pubbie's eyes*
Byea, guyys! Hugs and kisses!
Pubbie
*transmission ends*
In Freelancer Discovery, you can be anyone you want. It's strange that so many people choose to be douchebags.
Transmission incoming shows Hartigan.
He is in a bad mood. Like always.
Scars on his face can't make him look better, no way.
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We made some Kusari space cleaner, boss. Their ships are hard to hit, but our guys with gunboats took care of snubs, so I could help with bigger ones. My snac was lucky today.
Later I stumbled into a battleship. He just was all over me after his jump to New Tokyo. Huge thing was it, really huge *Hartigan openes his eyes a bit wider than usuall* But his duty was to investigate who was I first, so we gathered enough gunpower to down him too. He went bai-bai.
I was glad to play in our main team again *Hartigan smiles as good as he knows*. We had no casualties this time. I felt well covered and I could focus on my little task: making big holes in big ships with my big guns.
With respect,
Rocky Hartigan
Hartigan reaches OFF button
and transmission ends.
<span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%][font=Book Antiqua]Greetings to everyone !
Some of you already met me, allow me to introduce myself.
I am Ayauri Salchami, of the Rotakians, I have sworn my allegiance to our king, Rorry.
I have flown with him on several battles already, allow me to post some photos I took.
Several days ago I was followed my some RFP weirdo, he gave me the following information.
<span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%][font=Book Antiqua]Good day again fellow Renegades !
I promised to bring more blood, so I did !
Today when flying through Kusari, this KNF boy started following me, so I stopped.
He seemed a little more clever then the ordinary KNF, just maybe worth my while, I have tried convincing him to join the Renegades, I tried showing him what he had of gain, I tried to open his eyes, but they won't open, he was blinded too far.
He challenged me to fight him, so I fought him, he bursted in hellish flames and ran for his life like a firework, taking shelter on the nearby base.
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