Aliens have landed

[Jayce]

Tell them that I am the humans leader, and that they can enslave the human race minus myself and a few friends, without conflict.

Or they'll just shoot me.

Meh.

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[RAL]

We have cookies and pie... Bow before our mighty taste buds and Martha Stewart rescipes!

[Ash]

Sneeze on them

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[lw'nafh]

Sneeze on them

Only works if they're Starfish Aliens.

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[Ash]

Sneeze on them

Only works if they're Starfish Aliens.

Worth a shot...

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[lw'nafh]

Only works if they're Starfish Aliens.

Worth a shot...

Still, we can lure out them to the ocean and ram them with a torpedo boat.

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[Daedric]

Play any NSYNC or Justin Beiber song on every radio in the world. Loop it.

They'll get back in their ships and GTFO.

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[lw'nafh]

Play any NSYNC or Justin Beiber song on every radio in the world. Loop it.

They'll get back in their ships and GTFO.

I REMEMBER THAT FROM SOMEWHERE

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[RickJames]

We nearly stripped it all out already.

We still have one resource that so far has not been found anywhere else in the universe...life.

Who knows what insane stuff a highly advanced race might have come up with that uses life. Who knows what components of life actually exist that we have yet to discover. Strange energies, the so called spirit or soul.

Warp portal technology fueled by people. Immortality drug made from people. Super Alien Narcotics.

Earth might look like one big opium poppy field to an alien.

In that case...whoever convinces the aliens first that they would be the alies best choice as warden/head farmer wins.

[Linkus]

Why did they come to Earth?

If it's for our resources, we'd be good worker bees.

That's about the only thing we could do - work for them, under them.

There's 7 billion of us, that's a lot of labour.

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