Maybe just a little clarification if that's ok with you guys. Um'¦where do I start, Oh yea! The General. Please you know who he is so yea'¦
I've heard everything from 'He's the most disrespectful no good rotten son of a twice removed sheltered homeless, hopeless, brainless, dishonorable cuss this side of the all you can eat kusari sushi bar,' to, 'I want to have his baby.'
Who the hell IS this guy?
I've monitored five that's five of his registered ship all of whom pirate, loot, splode, melt, and asks for donations from anyone hapless enough to cross his path at the edge of a energized particle gun. And that's when he's being NICE! His goons, thugs, whatever are even worse! I can't even count how many associate themselves with him.
How do you guys tolerate him? Did he win some war that I missed? He's certainty not winning any beauty contests or popularity contests with the transports going in and out of Kusari space.
I just want the low down on this guy. Thanks'¦.
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Yea I'll take the large coffee with a bowl of whatever it is that's dead and not moving and won't give me gas. No? Oh? Ok make it two mediums. Chick, come on! There are two transports behind me and the universe ain't getting any smaller. YES my credit is good I have my card right here next to the blinking light'¦..ah crap '¦*Click*
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Sometimes, when all you want is to gain your freedom, you must be willing to risk it all.
>>>>Comm ID: Taishō Hiroito's Office
>>>>To: Jake Hudson
>>>>Subject: The General
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Sir, in this house we use to introduce ourselves before starting a chat. Who are you? Who are you affiliated with? Also showing some evidence of your ships, IDs, transponders will be appreciated. And also, if you want to accuse a Kusari citizen about anything, you better have proofs.
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Ok Who is THIS? Put someone on who knows how to read a communications ID. Are you guys venting H-fuel into the air circulation systems?
This Jake Hudson. See the "From" line tells you who it's 'from' and the ID tells you my IFF Which, if something changed in this universe, means Freelancer.
We good?
Great.
Now, do you need me to tell you where the rewind is on the eh, last transmission I sent, or can you hire that waitress that gave me bad coffee to do it for you?
And don't even start with this honor crap, really.
I mean a guy comes up to you asking you a question and what do you what? Ask him to perform Seppuku, cut off his eight fingers, bite off his thumbs and bow until his nose touched the roots of a 200 year old tree? COME ON already.
Who is The General?
And you KNOW who i'm talking about.
Now connect those wonderful synapses and resopnd...
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Alpha you sure you even want to waste your time in New Tokyo? Yea can you believe it? It's like they hire people right out of home economics to do their talking or something. I bet they get toilet trained at knife point, gezz. No. What? No my comm channel isn't still'¦.dang it'¦ *click*
Sometimes, when all you want is to gain your freedom, you must be willing to risk it all.
>>>>Comm ID: Taishō Hiroito's Office
>>>>To: Jake Hudson
>>>>Subject: The General
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Of course we can read the communications ID, it's a matter of giving for getting, in this case, respect. You started with the left feet, sir. Defaming KNF officers is a crime in kusari, if you are not aware of our laws, you should not enter our space, sir. Your request is denied until you show up some respect toward the Kusari Empire. Another show of disrespect like the previous one and you will not be welcome in Kusari anymore.
Ah HA! So you DO know General Yarr. See how easy that was?
To supply proof of his acts, I will simply ask practically every transport and cargo ship that fly's into Honshu, New Tokyo, and surrounding systems to burst me the pictures of him and his cohorts, demanding cargo and payment for passage into Kusari space. A most honorable past time I assure that you give your consent to.
And let me get this straight, because I'm blissfully curious. You're preventing me from entering Kusari space, because I used both my left feet and because I defend cargo ships coming and going from your space when not a single Kusari patrol or ship is around.
On top of that, you give license's to kill, to the Farmers Alliance and the Hogs, but woo there wonton! Oh most honorable one. Some freelancer in a light fighter, that's me, cannot go into Kusari space? I bow to the roots of a 100 year old tree to your utmost fortune cookie wisdom.
Well I did ask for it. So bring it. Let's do this.
I'll keep defending transports that come and go from your most honored space and you can save your most honorable'¦ assets and send a battle group to find me. Hunt me down and rid the universe from the scourge that is me. What stories you will tell your children of the victory that will be yours.
And to help you find me, I'll be the freelancer fighting off General Yarr and his singing choral group whom most likely give the most honorable of Kusari their 'cut'.
Be shiny!
Lousy stuck up no good sons of'¦.*click*
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Sometimes, when all you want is to gain your freedom, you must be willing to risk it all.
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