Address: 2245 East Mc Claren Street, Montriall Planet Pittsburg
Nationality: Caucasion
Qualifications (Educational): I went to the University of Montriall were I earned my traders certification and cargo train technical training.
Qualifications (Vocational): With the experience on cargo expertise Im the perfect canidate for your company.
Relevant Experience: Ive flown personal cargo transports nothing more than a Pelican but have the training need to fly higher class vessels. Due to economical issues Im sorry to say I havnt had any hand on experience in a Stork Class or Class 5 train.
Employment History:Used to work for USI until they created huge budget cut letting go of employees.
Additional Information (continue on additional sheets as necessary):
With the budget cuts of USI I lost my job and my vessel also my home. Sadly I had to relocate to the poor sides of Planet Pittsburg were I am looking for employment now. Ive been able to do a few side jobs with some minor business's to pass by but am now looking to hopefully pursue a oppurtunity with Cryer a well respected company.
Do you have a criminal record? If yes, provide details below:
I was convicted of a possible homicide but my case was cleared when they found the culprite who tried and framed me. Other than that no criminal records.
Have you ever been accused of sexual harassment? If yes, provide details below:
I have a special fondness of poetry, please express your creative skills and linguistic abilities by writing one which extols both my (John Steeds) and the company's greatness. This is not required however it may find you with increased favour.
Cryer lifes greatness. )
Furthering dreams of others. )---Hicoo
Never lets you down. )
Mr Steed isn't around, so any evaluation of your poem will have to wait.
We're always on the lookout for new transport pilots. If only our current ones would stop getting themselves killed. Since you've worked for USI, you clearly know what this is all about, so I've gone ahead and sent your lovely red Cryer trousers to you.
Welcome to the Cryer family. Not the actual Cryer family. But you're making money for the actual Cryer family, and that's almost as good.
Address: His current Camara parked near the Bacon Hut in Downtown Denver. Postal Box 93 at Denver's Post Office.
Nationality: Libertarian
Qualifications (Educational): High School Diploma, 2 years College in General Studies
Qualifications (Vocational): Perfect Flying record, and has an accent simular to a 20th century Southern Gentleman.
Relevant Experience: Transport Deckhand for 5 years, as well as a general escort during that time. Transport/Trader 3 weeks.
Employment History: Deckhand,escort, and transport/trader for Generic Shipping Inc.
Additional Information (continue on additional sheets as necessary) Known only for his mediocrity in studies, John knew early on that being top in his class wouldn't make him rich quick, so he set off being a Deckhand during summer breaks at Denver High School. His parents bought him a starflier after aquiring his Pilot's liscense and has since been using it as an escort vessel for Generic Shipping Inc. He was then upgraded to "Transport" Status and given a Camera to use independently, giving the company a cut of the profits. Seeing fit to leave, he decieded to sign up for Cryer, because of their sexy pants, and that their meds go for big money in the outer systems...
Do you have a criminal record? If yes, provide details below:
None.
Have you ever been accused of sexual harassment? If yes, provide details below:
"Well ya see, the first time was during High School after Prom, on mah way home I ran into some nice Manhattan girl, whom I complimented on her looks. She musta been drunk out of hell, 'cause she started yellin' RAPE! The police showed up later and got the full story from two witnesses, a couple making out in the alley, and they dropped the charges. The next one I'm going to have to be vague on, 'cause it was just simple College Experimentation..."
Address:
Hab Estate 1-A, Suite 3A-LX
Planet Manhattan, New York System
Nationality:
Libertonian
Qualifications (Educational):
BS Human Biology, University of Manhattan
BS Human Psychology, University of Manhattan
PhD Behavioral Marketing, University of Manhattan
Relevant Experience:
Extensive experience with consumer medical and cosmetic treatments along the entire product pipeline.
Publications:
"Selling Health In Limited Legality: The S.H.I.L.L. Method."
"Big Transport, Small Cargo: Capitalizing on the insecurities of space pilots."
"A Syndrome for Every Sector: Making a market for your product."
"At Face Value: How AtrociGone Testing vindicated MutaChem Labs amidst the 'face-melting cream' hoax."
(All works are available at Sirius Financial Times Press)
Employment History:
Research and Development, MutaChem Laboratories
Market Researcher, MutaChem Laboratories
Public Relations, AtrociGone Testing Services
Additional Information (continue on additional sheets as necessary):
My skills and experience allow me to leverage a unique blend of interdisciplinary education and hands-on business practice to simultaneously research, synthesize, and market only the most profitable, in-demand products to critical consumer bases. In fact, I have a product sample and corresponding pitch prepared for your perusal, should I be accepted.
Do you have a criminal record? If yes, provide details below:
No.
Have you ever been accused of sexual harassment? If yes, provide details below:
Yes. However, the accusations were later withdrawn. This was in no way related to an injury suffered by the plaintiff, allegedly due to the use of a cosmetic cream. The product was later deemed absolutely safe and the plaintiff was found to be wholly incredible. I subsequently sued for defamation and was awarded for damages.
Additionally...
I have produced a Haiku that doubles as a corporate mission statement:
Our One Driving Goal
Synthesizing Salvation
Across Sirius
Jonathan Goode, Logistics were quick to steal your file and were avidly interested in your shipping experience and keen fashion sense. Please make your way to Denver reception for a hands on measuring.
Maxwell Murrow, marketing jumped on your file quicker than a hooker at a v.d clinic. Your qualifications and product awareness make you an ideal candidate. You can pick up your red & whites from the Denver tailor whenever you are ready.
Welcome to the fold of the elite gentlemen, where drugs are a way of life.
Address: Unit 1477-B, West Arm Segment 12, Sheffield Station, Manchester
Nationality: Bretonian
Qualifications (Educational):
Media Design degree, Bretonian Institute of Art & Design, Whitehall, New London / BA Human Interface Psychology, Oxford-4, Yorkton, New London
Qualifications (Vocational):
Small Firearms License, Bretonian Armed Forces Civilian Training Center, Yorkton, New London
Civilian Naval Academy Flight Clearance, Level 3, Bretonian Navy
Relevant Experience:
Development of brand identity in highly competitive markets through Liberty and Kusari space
Employment History:
Senior Designer at Wakefield, Sedgwick and Bleams
Art Director, Segmented Design
Additional Information (continue on additional sheets as necessary):
Grather Design Award winner for brand development (Liberty Lady Skin Products)
Grather Design Award winner for brand development (Hadrian's Wallets)
Past record holder, Civilian Naval Academy Speed Flight Training
I am a results driven, self-motivated and resourceful art director with an ability to successfully translate desired moods, messages, concepts, and underdeveloped ideas into imagery. Experience of working in and contributing to a creative environment alongside designers, copywriters, content strategists user experience specialists and interactive developers. Possessing an ability to see the big picture and continually develop new and inspiring approaches to a brief. Currently looking for a new and challenging position, one which will make best use of my existing skills and experience and also further my personal and professional development.
Do you have a criminal record? If yes, provide details below:
Have you ever been accused of sexual harassment? If yes, provide details below:
Hello Mister Alistar Smith, slavery is not awesome and not something you should really admit to, luckily legal are too stoned to care right now. Since you are so young, we'd be taking a chance on training you up. That said: we do appreciate a good logistics pilot with evasive skills.
To gain a rough approximation of your risk as an investment we require answers to the the following hypothetical questions, please explain your reaction as honestly as possible with your first rational thoughts.
1.) Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.
2.) You are given a Gaian seal-calf skin wallet for your birthday...
3.) You've been kidnapped: your captors tell you that you better think about what you did to deserve this.
4.) You're watching an entertainment feed. Suddenly you realize there's a wasp crawling on your arm.
(10-15-2012, 09:25 AM)Cryer Pharmaceuticals Wrote: Hello Mister Alistar Smith, slavery is not awesome and not something you should really admit to, luckily legal are too stoned to care right now. Since you are so young, we'd be taking a chance on training you up. That said: we do appreciate a good logistics pilot with evasive skills.
To gain a rough approximation of your risk as an investment we require answers to the the following hypothetical questions, please explain your reaction as honestly as possible with your first rational thoughts.
1.) Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.
2.) You are given a Gaian seal-calf skin wallet for your birthday...
3.) You've been kidnapped: your captors tell you that you better think about what you did to deserve this.
4.) You're watching an entertainment feed. Suddenly you realize there's a wasp crawling on your arm.
Thank you for your cooperation.
1. She is kind and all sutch sort of things, if you want a more specific answer i must dissapoint you, for i do not speak of my mother to anyone at all.
2. I would acctually not really care of the gaiam seal, i would acctually be happy and thank the person who gave it to me and give him a hug. the thing is that i do not care what you are or where you are from. I would have reacted in the same way whatever marking my wallet would carry.
3. I would think through and guess that i might have been kidnaped by someone who are against slave trading and abusement. and that is what i would answer them.
4. I would first stare at it, look at its colors and so on, then i would smash it with my hand.
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