' Wrote:Well... SR is like 30-40 years in the future. 'lancer is 800~ish + some frozen years. I think what goes in SR it's cool in FL too. Well, minus magic and <strike>trolls</strike> metahumans. Trolls we have. :-]
Fair point.
Sadly though, that theory validates all the people with stupid OP characters with claws that rip through spaceships or whatever.
' Wrote:1) Toast
2) Butter top
3) Butter bottom
4) ????
5) ZA POWAH!
The requirement of buttered toast is not "Not to fall on the unbuttered side", but "To fall on the buttered side". Your concept will do one thing: Fall down.
' Wrote:The requirement of buttered toast is not "Not to fall on the unbuttered side", but "To fall on the buttered side". Your concept will do one thing: Fall down.
But, it has also failed to fall on the other buttered side!
toast is sentient. baked in the holy fires of the toaster oven, it's intelligence is directly related to the extent of its carbonisation: really really burnt toast shatters as soon as you apply butter, and it generally gets thrown away in disgust.
once inside the bin, it sits there, stinking out the kitchen, and plotting its revenge. all those innocent toasties buttered and needlessly thrown to their deaths in the name of science must be avenged! HUMANS! Fear my wrath! I will avenge my brothers!
dont get me started on bagels. and crumpets, they're just plain evil; ever noticed that they only drip butter when you are wearing your best clothes and have an important meeting to go to, and you're running late, and you've mysteriously run out of bread even though you could have sworn there was at least two slices left?