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These two clowns have won the Penguin of the Day award. I am having a hard time deciding who gets the pic. I am more inclined to give to Agmen of Eladesor!
By the way, if I have seen a naked girl only once and I don't know what to do, it doesn't make me a bad man !
No, you will see more dont worry. Probably those 2 clowns have not seen 1 naked girl. So already your ahead of them;)and The Daddy :yahoo:
*wonders which list he is in....... then decides he doesn't care.
The picture of the guy with his finger in his mouth reminds me of a guy I use to know..... and what it says on his t-shirt is something he would definitely do just for the lulz.
' Wrote:No, you will see more dont worry. Probably those 2 clowns have not seen 1 naked girl. So already your ahead of them;)and The Daddy :yahoo:
One naked girl? No.
MANY naked girls - and naked women - yes.
Just keep in mind, Widow, that - after Jes (aka Fellow Hoodlum) - I think I'm the next oldest active (regularly posting) member of this forum now that Mal has passed away. So not only do I have kids that are older than most of the members of this forum (25 and 23), I have a granddaughter that is 4 (or 1, since her birthday is Feb 29th) and my grandson is now 1 day old, since yesterday was truly his birth day.
(11-21-2013, 12:53 PM)Jihadjoe Wrote: Oh god... The end of days... Agmen agreed with me.
Oh, mah peeps, i am about to open a can'o'whoopazz.....
Agmen, who is Jes? If this Jes is Fellow, point me to the place where I call him a kid and the reason why. To be honest with you, i don't care, but I would love to see you put words where your mouth is.
You have stated that you have kids, that's awesome. Now comes the interesting part:
Quote:Or phrasing it another way - I, at least, have proof (posted on my facebook page) that not only have I seen a vagina in real life, but that I know what happens when you encounter one of those dangerous beasts in real life, while for you all we have on here are pictures of farm and/or herd animals.
Do you really think this sounds like a grown up, mature man, who have kids, who are almost 2 times as old as I am? Please tell me where I posted an animal picture, except the "Penguin of the day" award. Sometimes I really think I could run for the president.
And while we are on the subject, what are you trying to prove to us here? That you are all mature, have 2 kids and a grandchild or you are just letting us know that you are still young in your heart and trolling us from the Throne of Wisdom?
And why is it you are so proud of your encounters with females? Do you want to sound like an Alpha Dog? Perhaps you want to give me some advice on what to do and what to say?
You sound like you are all that, lets see what you come up with.
p.s. I sense drama is about to visit my post...:)
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Quote:Do you really think sounds like a grown up, mature man, who have kids who are almost 2 times as old as I am?
Now we have you, just where we want you! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Okay, seriously, kid - and I mean THAT - learn to lighten up, and get a sense of humor. There's this little thing in life called 'experience'. That's when you go have something happen, and you (hopefully) live through it, and perhaps learn something from it.
One thing that you can learn is that life is too damned short to take too seriously at times. First off, this is Flood. That means that stuff here is for fun.
It's not fun to wake up in the hospital room after having a testicle surgically removed because you have cancer, or undergoing chemotherapy, or having your chest cut open and a lung removed, or dying on the operating table.
It's not fun to go to court and testify that your ex-wife is an unfit mother who sees nothing wrong in letting a twice-convicted child molester and rapist babysit your children.
It's not fun to have the police come visit you at 3 AM because the same ex-wife is accusing you of not allowing her to have visitation, when you have proof you're following the court orders.
It's not fun being first on scene at an accident where you find out that while the human head can go through the windshield, the safety glass stopped the shoulders - so you find the head about 100 feet down the road, and the other 3 people in that car were also killed.
Been there, done that, to all of the above, and a hell of a lot more. So yeah, if you want to consider that drama, feel free to do so. I simply consider that SOME of the experiences of my life.
On the other hand, it is fun dealing with someone who's taking things in Flood way too seriously, and needs to learn to lighten up a little. There are times and places for seriousness, and there are times and places to be light, happy, and perhaps even a bronie.
Note - I'm NOT a bronie - that's just there as a gratuitous nod to those guys here that are.
Just remember here in flood that quote by Cicero -.
(11-21-2013, 12:53 PM)Jihadjoe Wrote: Oh god... The end of days... Agmen agreed with me.
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