Mr Sniper, thank you for your application.
Though your particular skill-sets won't win you a nobel prize: we can always make use of savvy pilot that knows enough to move discreetly and knows their way around an ion cannon, or whatever they use nowadays.
Top-men have suggested that you might be well suited to 'special projects', and so: we would like you to make your way to Atka research for briefing, probing, and fitting of your renowned and stylish crimson leg-wear. Roxanne Spaulding, Acting Human resources liaison.
' Wrote:Mr Sniper, thank you for your application.
Though your particular skill-sets won't win you a nobel prize: we can always make use of savvy pilot that knows enough to move discreetly and knows their way around an ion cannon, or whatever they use nowadays.
Top-men have suggested that you might be well suited to 'special projects', and so: we would like you to make your way to Atka research for briefing, probing, and fitting of your renowned and stylish crimson leg-wear. Roxanne Spaulding, Acting Human resources liaison.
Fantastic i will make my way to Atka As soon as possible
Too numerous to mention. Mostly gained at the University of Please Yourself California.
Qualifications (Vocational):
Pass with Extinction for Advanced ferret throttling.
Relevant Experience:
Been dodging about all over the place for quite a few years now. I guess you'll be looking for people who don't let the grass grow.
Employment History:
Not much lately. I did have one of those Kusex things and did a little freelance work with that; if you know what I mean. Some authority types confiscated that so lately I've been doing a bit of budgie smuggling in a train.
Additional Information:
I like the idea of dragging drugs about.
Do you have a criminal record? If yes, provide details below:
Not really but the statute of limitations ain't run out on some of the stuff I've done so I'd rather not go into detail there.
Have you ever been accused of sexual harassment?:
Yes of course. That's what nice lookin' birds are there for isn't it?
I really like loud rock music but I can't play it in the cockpit 'cos it makes my eyes go wonky and I tend to crash into stuff.
Good day Mr. Smallpiece and thank you for your application.
Security must find something alluring about your rough and readiness: they are interested in your hands-on approach to ferrets, and wondered if it could be applied to human sized creatures.
H.R are prepared to take a gamble on you and put you on the payroll, provided that you can: keep your hands to yourself when the paparazzi are around, not grope any senior female staff, and keep any discreet cargo movement off the grid.
If you can agree to this, drop your name at the Denver reception to receive your unquestionably stylish, red and white ensemble. Roxanne Spaulding, Acting Human resources liaison.
Qualifications (Educational):A Bio Medical Engineer
Qualifications (Vocational):None
Relevant Experience:Currently flying Flying.Dutchman with cryer rep
Employment History:None
Additional Information (continue on additional sheets as necessary):None
Do you have a criminal record? If yes, provide details below:None
Have you ever been accused of sexual harassment? If yes, provide details below:None
Doing transport buisness from more than 2 year. Have sound knowledge of Border Worlds. Have good rappo with Lawfuls and unlawfuls except outcast. I wish to fly the Flying.Dutchman(Advanced train) under Cryer banner as i have the rep and experience of cryer way
Mr. Leonidos , thank you for your application.
Of course we always appreciate a good Biomedical science expert. Human Resources just have a few reservations that should be addressed, before we can proceed.
The Following is an abridged response test, featuring fictional scenarios.
Please respond to each question or situation as it occurs, as honestly as possible, with whatever comes to mind:
where do you live?
Using the first words that come into your mind; describe your childhood.
a man dressed in rags approaches you on the street and asks for money...
where do you live?
Now i roam within the freeports of the border world. Presently I live in freeport in theta
Using the first words that come into your mind; describe your childhood
Well i was brilliant but i never used to study much instead i spend time in gaming and doing other things.
Mostly it was "Boring".
a man dressed in rags approaches you on the street and asks for money...
Of course help him with money.
your child comes home with a black eye...
Nice and easy. Will train him to defend himself.
You're right, your life is "Boring". May aswell just employ drones. I'm left completely uninspired - I need to know who you are, so when you bugger up I can remember who to shout at.
' Wrote:You're right, your life is "Boring". May aswell just employ drones. I'm left completely uninspired - I need to know who you are, so when you bugger up I can remember who to shout at.
Write a limerick about dirty Kusarian whores.
Steed.
well as i told you before my name is leonidos and i am bio medical engineer and i must tell you that i have have said my life "WAS" boring not "IS" and im pretty happy doing roming and adventuring in the borer world these days. Also i am sorry to say that i have no idea about "Dirty Kusarian whores" Also i dont care about them.