"Hey, Aliens... ever played the X-Com, UFO - Enemy Unknown" series?"
"No?"
"Bad luck... because I tell you what we do: We will fight you and get our hands on your tech, then we will reverse engineer your tech and ships and finally your planet will burn."
"Want that? No? Good"
"Now giiive tech!"
' Wrote:I'd tell them to come and play Discovery. It has a bit of an aged graphic, but they can roleplay blue aliens that exterminate people. And the best thing of it - they can do it again and again, it wont end in 20 minutes.
' Wrote:i lol'd. they politely decline your invitation, with a small degree of puzzlement, stating 'We do not play games, Earthling. It is not the act of violence we enjoy, we just want your resources'
Hehh, that's what you tell yourself. You might be super advanced technologically, but you seem to lack advanced self-awareness. I don't believe you do not care for violence. Otherwise you'd just take the stuff you need, and leave us be.
If I were you, I'd seriously consider a stay. Try drugs, parties, games, maybe sports. Local recreational activities may lead you realizations that you never even expected.
Oh, tell them we'll invent warp drive in about a hundred years after we nuke each other into the dirt so they can pull over the guy for drink driving in space.
Well, the thing is, we have to know if they are more friendly than we humans are... Remember how the spanish people exterminated the indians mercilessly?
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Quote:If your less advanced than us, surrender or be destroyed.
If your more advanced than us, we surrender.
If they got here, they'e more advanced than us.
I'd show them some music and dance and show them what fascinating createures we are, and give them an idea what are we are willing to do to cooperate with them, and what they should not do or we will do stuff that they won't like. I'd try make sure to appear reasonable and friendly and not a threat at all, but a great source of entertainment.
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