Bowex InfoNet (inRP)

[jammi]

To: Bowex InfoNet.
From: Flight Instructor Andrew Peterson.
Ship: Bowex)Leeson.
Re: Standard report.

Hullo chaps! This report is to detail some of last night's doings in the Dublin system. I had a rather enjoyable flight, y'see. I initially entered the system in the hope of purchasing a load of Gold Ore for the Leeson. Despite this relatively simple objective, matters rapidly veered off-target as they are wont to do. I became embroiled in an argument with some IMG miners, who were being rather dense about the Canterbury Station petition. I of course set them straight on the matter, as is my duty as an educated citizen of Bretonia. Unfortunately, I believe they missed the point entirely and took me at face value. I shudder to think that they may have actually misconstrued my speech as humble...

From there, there was a considerable amount of fuss being generated in regards to pirates. I had heard there was a freelance pirate bomber lurking around, and so went on patrol. What I found instead was considerably more amusing; [M]-Bloody.Hangover (a Molly gunboat) and [M]-Long.Ben.Fenn (Bactrian freighter) were busily extorting the Zoner trade ship, OSI-Selene (Borderworlds Transport). I let them have their way with the Zoner before making my presence known, at which point the freighter peeled off to 'intercept' me. I patiently awaited his arrival with my engines cut.

[26.06.2011 20:52:41] Bowex)Leeson: Good lord. You in trouble, Zoner?
[26.06.2011 20:52:53] [M]-Bloody.Hangover: "GOOD LORD" Bug off Bretonian.
[26.06.2011 20:53:01] Bowex)Leeson: How rude.
[26.06.2011 20:53:12] Bowex)Leeson: Didn't your mother ever teach you manners?
[26.06.2011 20:53:19] [M]-Long.Ben.Fenn: Oi'll deal wiz da Bowaax.
[26.06.2011 20:53:24] Bowex)Leeson: No... I suppose she didn't. Not even a mother could love a voice like that.
[26.06.2011 20:53:41] Bowex)Leeson: Ah, so one approaches.
[26.06.2011 20:53:57] Bowex)Leeson: I suggest you move away, Fenn.
[26.06.2011 20:53:58] [M]-Long.Ben.Fenn: So, ye lad think you're smartass?
[26.06.2011 20:54:07] [M]-Long.Ben.Fenn: Pickin' a fight with us?
[26.06.2011 20:54:11] Bowex)Leeson: No, sah. I think you're a dead man if you don't move away.
[26.06.2011 20:54:17] Bowex)Leeson: So I suggest you do.
[26.06.2011 20:54:26] [M]-Long.Ben.Fenn: Seems oi have tae prove ya wrong
[26.06.2011 20:54:37] Bowex)Leeson: I certainly wish you luck, sah.
[26.06.2011 20:54:45] [M]-Long.Ben.Fenn: Defend yeself, cuz I don't like fightin' newbies like ye workin' in Bowaax
[26.06.2011 20:56:01] Death: [M]-Long.Ben.Fenn was killed by Bowex)Leeson (Gun)
[26.06.2011 20:56:02] [M]-Bloody.Hangover: Lets rip him up Ban my son.
[26.06.2011 20:56:12] Bowex)Leeson: That'll teach you, you little bastard.
[26.06.2011 20:56:42] [M]-Bloody.Hangover: No profit 'ere.
[26.06.2011 20:57:04] Bowex)Leeson: Indeed, sah. Unless you want me to remove your eyeballs and testicles, then swap their places...
[26.06.2011 20:57:07] Bowex)Leeson: I suggest you leave.
[26.06.2011 20:57:24] [M]-Bloody.Hangover: Try it. Just don't talk crap to me and then run away *Laughs lightly to himself*
[26.06.2011 20:57:48] Bowex)Leeson: Why don't you jump in a Barghest or Bactrian and try your luck if you think you're good enough?
[26.06.2011 20:57:58] Bowex)Leeson: Your weeping wench of a wingmate obviously wasn't.

After the freighter was dispatched, the gunboat attempted to have his way with me. I dropped a few Screamer mines on him, and he failed to do any appreciable amount of damage to me at all. Consequently, he retreated. It seems we've very little to worry about in regards to this new Molly organisation. They're just as incompetent and lacklustre as the last four or five Molly incarnations. On another positive note, the Bactrian was full to the brim with stolen Gold Ore, rewarding me for my troubles.

I immediately drummed up some trade by selling my scouting services to a duo of Percherons - Spartacus and AlexV. The pair agreed to pay me 1.5 million credits in order to escort them to Fort Bush in Liberty. In the course of this mission, I successfully allowed them to slip past two Rogue fighters (by rerouting them) and one Lane Hacker gunboat (by attacking it, in order to stage a distraction). Upon reaching our destination, they rewarded me with 2 million credits as a thank-you for services rendered. Keep an eye out for these fellows - they're good chaps.

Well, that about sums things up. Cheero!
~Peterson.

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