New Admin

[Marburg]

I would've said my congratulations days & days ago, but as soon as I got the news I had to do two things: stockpile more bottled water and canned goods, as well as pay a visit to my Spiritual Adviser in order to prepare for the ripple effect that this decision will unleash on not only here on the physical plane, but probably on a few others as well.

I paid my Spiritual Adviser the usual $65/hr. fee and she found some information that could be helpful for protecting oneself from the turbulence that lies ahead of us all.

It is stated in an ancient text from the 1980's that In the season that Zelot reaches the apex of his power, he can still be summoned and can also be bound to The Rules.

I don't fully understand the binding spell yet, but the summoning one seems pretty straightforward:

After Midnight, on the third & sixth days of the week, (5amGMT) cut all power within the household via the breaker box, then, light a candle in front of the bathroom mirror.

While staring into your candlelit reflection, say clearly and succinctly, "Zelot likes Hot Pockets" and repeat it a total of three times.

I will be testing the validity of this possibly ancient magic within the next 3 hours and I'll report back with news, provided that nothing goes horribly wrong.

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