BBC News: Rhienland Lies Revealed!

[Scott MacFarlane]

***MacFarlane turns off the holo-vid and leans back in his chair, chin in his hand and concern on his face, mutters to himself***

"No lad, oi donna think it can be, if'n it could ever be trusted in tha first place."

***A redhaired woman walked into the doorway, fresh from the shower and toweling her hair, she spoke to him in a Manhattan accent**

"Why do you even watch it? All it does is upset you."

***MacFarlane stood from his chair and stretched, kilt rustling with the movement, bones approaching middle-age giving their protest***

"Leave it be lass, jus' leave it be."

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