The Book of Sanctions

[The Joker]

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The Ancient Clown-God was worried for the first time ever since he escaped Circus-Asylum of his parents called Addmeans. And that was two eons ago. Now his prophet-child was in peril, there was no doubt about it. Having no other choice, he invited Jeb to aid him and consult him.

"You did good but humans are simply too degenerative it seems. If they had any set of rules, no matter how ridiculous those rules really are, those puny infidels, those who do not believe you and want your death, would illuminate their pointless existence and join you in instance. Show them these Thirteen Rules. They will listen. They will kneel."

1. I am The Lord of Ban, who brought you out of the land of nothing and straight into Sirius, which I've created as my own playground.
2. You shall believe in nothing except in The Notion of Ban.
3. You shall create a statue of me so you can constantly worship the Silliness of Me.
4. You shall make wrongful use of the name of the Lord of Ban as much as possible, for The Clown-God will acquit everyone who misuses his name.
5. Remember The Ban Day and keep it unholly.
6. You shall murder without any particular reason. Life has no meaning anyway.
7. For six days you shall do nothing except murder and pirate.
8. On Sundays, you shall murder and pirate even more.
9. Dishonor your father and your mother. Dishonoring your whole family is more preferable.
10. You shall despise the concept of money. Material gain poisons what is left of your soul.
11. You shall pirate only for cargo, never for credits.
12. Hate your neighbor and steal his wife. Also steal his donkey, and his monkey, especially if he acquired one from planet Primus.
13. Spit on any given trade lane every second Thursday so the rust may prevent the flow of commerce.

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