Baffin' Pentabarf

[Malaclypse 666]

Bafflin' Pentabarf
(Five Laws, for you Cabbages..):

1) NO Spittin',
2) NO Cussin',
3) NO Shootin,
4) NO Ignorin', and
5) Pueblo Bonito is Off Limits to All but TAZ, and bonafide "Temple Acolytes".

Current Password Protocol Status: "Off"

Current List of Bonafied "Temple Acolytes"
(Allowed Access to Pueblo Bonito)

All TAZ Members (Of course..)
Mrs. Midori S. Holliday
All members of the MM
Captain Zinn, [ARMs]Solar_EnergeticsZoner
The Omicroners (]o[)
Omicron Supply Incorporated ships [OSI]
Virulian Enclave ships [VE|]
All bonafied Freeport 1 Defense Vessels [FP1]
All bonafied Freeport 6 vessels [FP6]
Brother Lev Shestov
Junker Congress Vessels
Avalon and Anemone, captained by Anemone Mirana

Now, we welcome everyone to visit and/or pass through Bafflin', but if you violate any of the above Laws, the wrath of the TAZ will rain down upon your head like Precious Mao buttons from the Region of Thud!

!Note!: The TAZ also reserves the right to declare anyone who irritates, shoots, sniggers at, or otherwise falls within the "hostile" purview of our Zoner and Zoner Guard charters, including those declared hostile by the Zoner Alliance Council, as "Enemas of Eris".

Are we crystal?

23's
Malaclypse, for the TAZ
Dr. John Holliday, Administrator

Approved "Contractors" for Pentabarf Violators:

Mandalorian Mercenaries
John Phillips (Penumbra), Independent Mercenary

[color=#FF99FF]"Enemas of Eris"
(Banned in Bafflin', and Hostile to TAZ)

Gallic Royal Navy Any ship of theirs that enters Baffin is to be dealt with. We didn't choose them as an enemy, they chose us. Valid in the system of Baffin only!

Outcast Vessel "Malgalad"
Repeated Violations of Temple Space
(Law the 5th.)

Raven's Talon "N'turuXe"
Repeated Violations of Temple Space
Failure to respond to hails
Entering system after being Enema'd and toasted

Julian Graves

Raven's Talon Fighter.

Docking on Pueblo and killing a TAZ. KILL WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE!

Quanthunter

Killing a TAZ trade ship with little warning. Subject flies a Pirate Transport with Junker paperwork

Date of Incident with links if available.: 8/819
Post 1667
Cabbaged!

Name: The_GurkShip: Outcast Gunboat
Reason: Pirating the [*USI*]Richfield[CLO] near Shasta.
Punishment: Banned from Baffin space.

Date of Incident with links if available.: <August 18th 819 A.S.>
Name: Edwin.HawkShip: Hawk
Reason: Trespassing upon Pueblo. Disregard for our Laws. Insulting a Pope.
Punishment: Banned from Her Holy Presence.

Date of Incident with links if available.: August 21, 819 A.S., transmission #1670
Name: Jack.The.Slapper/Eat.At.JoeShip:
Reason: Threatening TAZ, Trespassing on the Temple, disobeying a Temple Guard
Punishment: Banned from Baffin. Kill on sight ordered.

Date of Incident: October 8, 819 A.S. Transmission #67.
Name: Cyrax
Ship: Snubcraft
Reason: Disobeying Temple Guard, Trespassing at the Temple, Disrespecting TAZ law.
Punishment: Banned from Baffin. KOS ordered.

Date of Incident: July 6, 820 AS.
Name: Fury Tagged Ships
Ship: Civilian Fighters and Bombers
Reason: Piracy and weapons discharge in Baffin. Threatening to hunt down TAZ ships.
Punishment: Banned from Baffin. Bounty assessed. KOS ordered.
Additional Info: Communication to Fury
Guncam: Upload

Date of incident: March 16, 820 AS
Name: Giginebura
Ship: Pirate Bomber
Reason: Pirating in Baffin; Destruction of a Pope's vessel.
Punishment: KOS
Guncam

Date of incident: March 20, 820 AS
Name: Trader_
Ship: Zoner Whale
Offense: Forcing his way on to Pueblo to purchase a Whale despite gunfire. Unable to leave due to security.
Punishment: Banished from Baffin. KOS if he should return.

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